Dib stood in the doorway eyeing Derp who was talking with Alice and Sam on the couch. Gaz walked by with her GameSlave, triggering his rant.
"Look at her Gaz. Even during some of the hottest days of the summer she STILL never took off that coat! We've never even seen her hands! She's obviously hiding something."
Gaz just growled and walked away not taking her eyes off her game for a second.
"Hold on guys. I'm going to get something real quick." Derp said excusing herself from the couch.
As she made her way towards the stairs that lead up to her room she didn't noticed Dib creeping up on her. As she got to the top Dib rushed her on tiny quick feet and jumped her ripping her hood off her head.
"Ha! Now I finally-huh?!" Dib stared in shock and confusion to see another hood underneath the one he had pulled off. Derp turned her head and shot him a glare before shoving him off her back and listening to him tumble down the stairs in pain. She cuckled and turned around when the final thud onto the floor came and pulled the first hood back over her head.
"I was wondering what was taking you so long to try that Dib." Derp smirked hopping down the steps.
Dib only moaned in pain in response.
"I'll tell you a secret. I control your life. You'll never see who or what I really am unless I let you."
"Just you wait Derp. You don't control me at all! I'll find out what you're hiding!" Dib growled.
Derp snapped her fingers under her sleeve and a vase fell off of a nearby shelf onto Dib's head just as he was standing up.
"Yeah, yeah best of luck to you and all." she muttered walking back over to the girls.
"So it won't be long now right Alice?" Sam asked, feeling her extended stomach.
"Yeah, Zim said just another 2 weeks or so." Alice smiled.
"So have you thought of names yet?" Derp asked, adjusting herself on the couch.
"Heh, guess that's sorta slipped my mind." Alice giggled.
"I'm sure you'll come up with something." Sam smiled.
"We're all proud of how well you've been doing Alice. You'll be a great mom." Derp smiled pulling her OC in for a hug.
"Thanks guys. C'mon, let's go get the show started."
"Pinkgamer!"
Pink burst into the room on a dragon and dismounted.
"Hi guys! Do you mind if I keep the dragon in here?" she asked.
"As long as he doesn't burn anything." Derp shrugged.
"Cool I'll start with the dares for today."
"Everyone! Remember two chapters ago where I asked you what kind of superpower you would want? Have a battle royale and for the battle you will have the superpower you said you wanted. And the winner gets a prize next chapter."
Everyone stood in a circle around the edge of the battle arena and as the buzzer sounded the chaos began. Zim shot Dib with a laser. Red killed Zim. Purple and Marcy destroyed each other with doughnut and muffin powers. Alice killed them and was about to massacre the others when everything seemed to stop and Alice, Gaz, Mimi and the remaining irkens floated in mid-air.
Derp stepped forward with a wicked grin on her face. "I control everything…" she said quietly and with a flick of her wrist they all spontaneously combusted. "...bitches." she smirked with satisfaction.
As she thought she had won something grabbed her head and giggled.
"Hi!"
"Oh for fu-" Derp and Gir exploded leaving Gir sitting and beaming in a smoking crater. Perfectly fine.
"Purple! jump off a cliff into a pit of evil mutant bunnies with super soakers."
"WHY DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP DOING THIS TO ME!" Purple cried.
"Gir! Make cookies."
"I'll get mah Sharpies!" Gir cheered.
"Red! Eat the cookies! Every last one of them! I don't want to accidentally eat one again."
Pink gagged at the memory of the Gir popcorn incident.
"The doctor didn't even KNOW what some of that stuff was."
By the end Red was on the floor twitching with large amounts of rainbow foam dripping out of his mouth.
"This is going on Tumblr." Sam smirked taking a picture.
"Tak and Tenn! Go live on a deserted island for a week and work together to survive."
Tenn ended up killing Tak and eating her flesh.
"Is it just me or is this getting just a bit out of hand?" Mimi asked a tad disturbed.
"Truths time!"
"Gir! How do you digest that food you eat?"
"I don't know!" Gir laughed.
"No one does Gir. No one does." Zim sighed.
"Gaz! What's the highest score you've ever gotten in a game?"
"I've maxed out almost all of my games." Gaz said.
"What's one you haven't maxed out?" Alice asked.
"The one I'm playing right now dumbass."
"Alright thats all for now bye!" Pink waved as she rode away on the same dragon she entered with.
"Purple Shadow Slayer!"
A flash suddenly appeared in the room and standing there were two girls, one of which was wearing a red corset, black skirt and red heels. She had blue flames for hair.
"I still can't believe Grim wouldn't let me use his scythe- oh we're here. Hey, I'd like to introduce my OC Cin, Satan's apprentice." Shadow said, motioning to the girl.
"Hey." Cin winked.
"So she's his side-kick then?" Red sneered.
Cins hair turned orange, and she grew claws. "NEVER CALL ME A SIDE-KICK!"
Red curled up and whimpered in fear.
"Lucinda, that's enough, we need to get on with the dares." Shadow scolded.
"Fine." Cin pouted
"Good."
"Red and Purple: I dare you two to have a death match with Cin." Shadow smirked. "Bet you regret calling her a side-kick, huh Red?"
"Please have mercy." Red squeaked.
"Dib: my other OC, Valerie, asked me to give you this, it's a first edition guide to the paranormal, enjoy. She expects you to have read most of it by next chapter."
"Don't worry. I will." Dib smiled taking the book.
"Zim: Here is a how to drive a speed boat guide, a sandwich and front row seats to the death match."
"Speaking of which we better get that started up!" Alice beamed, teleporting everyone back to the death arena, everyone but Red, Purple, and Cin taking a seat in the stands.
Zim watched with glee as Cin tore them apart (literally) while nomming on his sandwich.
"Gaz: Cin is going to send you into the vampire piggy world, Valerie was kind enough to lend you her weapons, if you win you can keep the sword."
"I'm going to be in there a while so don't bug me." Gaz muttered.
"Well, that's all I got, say goodbye Cin." Shadow said.
Cin winked. "Bye everyone." she waved, then growled at Red.
Another flash and they were gone
"Techno!"
Techno appeared in the back of the room startling Dib and the Tallests.
"I got hit in the head with a rolled up comic book today because I fell asleep in school while the class was watching 9/11 videos." she yawned rubbing her eyes as Liz appeared behind her.
"THE BRITISH ARE COMING!" She yelled startling her sleepy creator before she started giggling.
"Agh! Why you do this to me when I'm tired I can't even- you know what nevermind let's just get this over with so I can go take a nap. Why make a reference to the Revolutionary War though when 9/11 was the thing we were researching in class today?"
"Because I couldn't think of anything else related to your Social Studies class."
"Fair enough. Dares: Dib, Gaz, Zim, and Alice: Play Skyrim if Alice has it."
"I don't!" Alice announced.
"Skoodge: Sing the skyrim main theme 'Dragonborn' in it's original language."
Skoodge nodded and cleared his throat.
"Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin,
Naal ok zin, los vahriin,
Wah dien vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal!
Ahrk fin norok paal graan,
Fod nust hon zindro zaan,
Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal!
Huzrah nu, kul do od,
wah aan bok lingrah vod,
Ahrk fin tey, baziik fun,
do fin gein!
Wo lost fron wah ney dov,
arhk fin reyliik do jul,
Voth aan suleyk wah ronit faal krein!
Fod zeymah win kein meyz fundein!
Alduin, feyn do jun,
kruziik vokun staadnau,
Voth aan bahlok nah diivon fin lein.
Nuz aan sul, fent alok,
fod fin vul dovah nok,
Fen kos nahlot mahfaeraak ahrk ruz!
Paaz Keizaal fen kos stin nol bein Alduin jot!
Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin,
Naal ok zin, los vahriin,
Wah dien vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal!
Ahrk fin norok paal graan,
Fod nust hon zindro zaan,
Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal!"
It would've sounded epic if Skoodge's voice was whimpy and awkward.
"Dib and Zim sing 'Misty Mountains Cold'. Liz you can take it from here."
The boys growled and grabbed microphones.
"Far over the Misty Mountains cold
To dungeons deep and caverns old
We must away ere break of day,
To find our long-forgotten gold
The pines were roaring on the height
The winds were moaning in the night
The fire was red, it flaming spread
The trees like torches blazed with light
On silver necklaces they strung
The flowering stars, on crowns they hung
The dragon-fire, in twisted wire
They meshed the light of moon and sun."
"Thanks Tech! Alright, Alice, Dib, Zim and Derp: Do the fear sim!"
"FACK!" Alice cursed. "Do I get ANY damn breaks for being pregnant!"
"Clearly not. You go first." Derp muttered, shoving her forward.
Alice groaned and stepped up to the simulator.
*THIS PORTION OF THE CHAPTER HAS BEEN CUT OUT DUE TO SPOILERS OF A CERTAIN OTHER FANFICTION IN PROGRESS*
"I. Hate. You." Alice muttered, tearing up.
Zim growled at Techno and comforted Alice as Derp went up next.
Her simulation consisted of Zim and her other favorite characters from various fanbases being horribly disemboweled in a mess of douchebags from her old Middle School and scorpions. And her with them.
Dib's was Zim and Alice taking over the world before destroying him and ZIm's was something he refused to have shown to everyone else. But it scared him deep.
"Tech: TELL THEM YOUR REAL NAME!"
"Hell. No. Derp and Violet are the only ones that know because of my Facebook post on Violet's pic unless the other darers saw it or Derp told Alice."
"Fine. HER NAME IS-!" She was cut off by Tech holding a knife to her throat.
"That name is taboo in this form. I do NOT wish to turn into a friendly, somewhat shy and puppy-like human, got it?" Liz nodded and Techno slid the knife into the sleeve of the Enderman hoodie she was wearing today before going back to her previous sleepy state.
Alice and Derp exchanged glances their curiosity piqued after learning that she transformed into a more docile human form when her real name was spoken and most likely when she walked back out of the room as well.
"Yes, I'm somewhat like Jekyll and Hyde, so what?" She snapped grumpily before letting Liz continue.
Dib glanced from Techno to Derp then glared. "You've never told us your real name either have you!"
"I'm too annoyed with you to give a shit really." Derp sighed, patting his head which irritated him.
"Ok, moving on to the truths, Membrane: do you like to make things explode mad scientist style?"
"Ha ha. I am not a mad scientist!" Membrane then cackled loudly at random.
"Yeah, you're a bat-shit insane scientist." Alice muttered.
"Hey! That's my dad!" Dib snapped, glaring at Alice.
Alice just stared at him for a few seconds before flicking his forehead. Dib squeaked in pain and Alice smirked.
"This one is sort of like a dare and a truth combined but, Gaz: Can you play the piano? If so try playing piano sonata #17 'Tempest' in D minor. Just curious to see if your able to."
"No." Gaz growled.
"Skoodge: Are you angry with the tallests for firing you out of that cannon after you conquered Blorch because your shorter than the rest of the invaders?"
"Well duh!" Skoodge shouted.
"And the last truth is for everyone: What do you guys think of the fact that Tech transforms when her real/beyond-the-fourth-wall name is said aloud?" Liz asked gaining a 'don't-even-think-about-it' look from Techno.
"Again this personality and form may just be an alter ego formed as a way to vent my stress that lasts only while I'm typing these replies but that is no reason to blurt out my name and make me transform into my real form." She growled under her breath breaking the fourth wall again quickly before letting the others reply to the question.
"I can imagine it can be difficult at times. I don't have that issue because I wrote myself to be more or less who I really am and all."
"So it wouldn't matter if I said your real name or not?" Alice asked.
"Not one bit."
"What is it?!" Dib asked.
"Anyways, back on topic, it doesn't matter to me wether your name makes you transform or not. You're still still the only Techno. Or at least the only one like you." Alice smiled.
"Well it matters to Zim!" Zim announced.
"Can it Zim."
"Well, cya later everybody!" Liz said after everyone replied before teleporting herself and a half asleep Techno away.
*STATIIIISORRYIDIDN'THAVEEVERYONEREPLYBUTTHOESWEREALLTHEONESICOULDCOMEUPWITHOHCRAPMYTEACHER'SCOMINGICCCCCCC*
Alice wandered around the house as the first few rays of sun were just peeking over the horizon. She couldn't sleep. For whatever reason she just couldn't. She walked past the living room window and saw Derp standing outside by the street. "Derp?" Alice raised an eyebrow and walked to the door.
*STATHATWASPOINTLESSTIC*
Derp groaned and rolled over to shield herself from the incoming sunlight and the need to get up. She sadly forgot how small her bed was and rolled off her bed. She growled and untangled herself from her sheets, slipping on her hooded bath rope over her pajamas. As she made her way to the bathroom she glanced outside to see a horrid sight below her.
"ALICE!"
AN: Aw shit cliffhanger! Remember to get those scenes into me guys or tell me if you're not gonna do it. :3 I'm waiting on Light and Violet (well not really waiting because the chapter's not done yet but please still get back to me :P).