Enter Christian, so this is my 35 chapter… hold your applause . Any way I decided I should introduce my amazingly sassy funny friend Christian. He will now be popping up every now and then. ^^.

Lexi and Karou sat down next to amber that was looking at kaylee and Kas who were at the opposite side of the café. After going the cinema they had come back here. It was their first date and since they were such good friends the three decided to tag along (totally not stalk). Christian who was there best friends back in the UK was set up on face time on the phone giving sassy commentary, making Karou who had never met the boy laugh very loudly and as consequence the tree had to duck behind the menus, not wanting to be spotted
"Ewwww" Lexi stuck her tongue out "imp too young to be seeing this"
"your 15" Karou deadpanned obviously unimpressed
At that Renge ducked into the restart, hair up in a ponytail and dark shades on. She made a b-line for our table and didn't even say hello "what did I miss"
Lexi scowled "yucky gooey TV stuff"
Amber rolled her eyes and slapped her on the arm "shhhhh"
Lexi just glared back ""hit me again I WILL order salmon just to spite you little Miss Vedgy"
amber gasped in fake 'shock and horror' complaining that she wanted some before Christian snapped them to their senses "TELL ME WHATS GOING ON"
Lexi giggled "calm it Kermit"
Ambear picked up the phone and put it over the menu "what do you see" the blond hissed out as a waitress gave them an odd look and scurried off making Lexi being the other blond stuck her tongue out at her.
"well I see enough sexual tension there to supply a power grid" he smiled into the phone before scowling "but no action"
Amber puled the phone down "none"
"none" he sighed
Karou smiled "maybe I should send kaylee a picture of Kas in the maid outfit "Amber and Lexi scowled at him, but the younger solo twin shrugged "it may do something for her"
Lexi sighed and slammed her head in to a table only to have Renge wince and pat it "and I rung him last night just to tell him how to act today" Renge pouted before sighing "I try show hard and this is what I get out of it" she picked up a spare napkin "hmm the salmon looks nice, you wanna spilt it with me amber"
Amber growled at her "OH so sorry, I forgot" Renge said
Amber turned to Lexi "can I have I little salmon"
"no, bad vegetarian BAD. No salmon NO salmon."
Christian sighed down the other end "I'm hungry so I'm going to get a bowl of cereal" the sound of the phone being sat down was herd.
Lexi sighed "maybe we should send them something like a smoothie with two straws"
Amber smiled and shook her head "no ice dream in the love harts bowls"
Kaoru smiled and laughed "good luck getting a waiter that will come anywhere near this table"
Amber smiled a creepily sweet smile before grabbing his arm "oh really" she pushed him up making her boyfriend give cries of distress "nope, you go up and order, go on. " with one final push the boy stumbled to the till.
"I'm back" the phone said making the girls jump anything good happened
"nope" Renge pouted "unless you count laughs and awkward finger brushing"
The boy sighed "this shit is crazy, girl realise your inner sassy black woman and do something"
Renege frowned "not all black woman are sassy"
Christen glared "don't diss the swamp"
Lexi put her hand on her friends shoulder "don't"
Amber nodded "don't"
Renge caught on and nodded.
Karou walked back over and smiled "ordered and 'bout too be delivered " he put his arm around amber how blushed and smiled at him
Christian side "it's not fair, I'm never going to find a boyfriend"
Lexi smiled and laughed "your just too picky"
Christian glared through the face time "says you, you already have a boyfriend."
Lexi glared "you can have him. For free. In fact ill pay you " her voice turned into a fake plead "JUST TAKE HIM PLEASE"
Karou laughed "he is my brother you know"
"and I pity you every day" she added with fake sympathy
"what about matt, he's your other boyfriend" christen laughed "you have two and I don't even have ONE"
"BUGGER OFF HE IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND" Lexi screamed into the phone, but quiet enough to not attract attention
"do not tell I brought that ice cream for nothing"
Renge who had been uncharacteristically quiet until now nodded "it's not lexis love life were interested in"
They turned their attention back to the couple. The ice cream had just been served and Kas' face blushed several shades darker than his hair, kaylee never one to turn down food nodded and smiled a confused thank you. But once the waiters back was turned went back into telling Kas about the best murders she had read about.
"awwww look there acting like a couple … sort off" Lexi said "OH let's send them a fandom reference that kaylee will love then they will flee to Mexico and …." Lexi rambled with great enthusiasm into one of her fantasy's
Kaoru looked at the others "should we go"
Christen laughed "nope it's about to get Interesting"
Amber nodded "this story sounds good"
So for the next two minutes they listened to how kaylee and Kas became Russia bull fighters, one was turned into a alien kaylee did 7 months in prison, they toured the planet with a tuna gothic band, stopped 2012 (they went back in time) and then got married and had 4 kids, on named after the alien and another named after their former band mate (yes they named there kid after tuna, problem)
Amber looked up "the date seems to be going well"
Lexi nodded "YAY"
"well I think it's safe to say that they need help as much as I need a woman, so we should leave"
They all got up and ducked out the café smiling good bye to christen and hanging up.

"Kas" kaylee asked
"yep" he said scoping up some ice-cream on his spoon
"I wanna hurt them, can I hurt them"
"emotion kaylee"
"damn it I forgot they made me feel emotion, I can still get them back though right, even if they are my friends."
"Why not"
Kaylee smiled "you're the best boyfriend EVER." There was a long pause "can I borrow your mafia for it"
"NO"
"Awwwwwwww no fair"