Food for thought, who has bigger boobs, Hinata or Orohime? Sorry, I was delayed by lack of sleep and stuff I had to do over the weekend
Casey W:...I can take criticsm, however there is a difference between someone leaving you one review like that, and another who uses two accounts to do it. Wait, why I am I bothering to tell you this?
Drakefire Atomic: He meant the healing type of Doctor.
61394: Tis the point
Soulhope: Ever read Ultimate Marvel? Well, that Cap took down Giant Man, who is bigger than Gamabunta. That is where the idea came from.
Shadow: Yes, it does. And I actually thought of that as I was struggling to get back, and I figured Gaara would be a good ice breaker. After all, we use sand to melt ice after all. ...hmm that was a good one
Guest: I would have to find some good Bleach harem stories that are not Naruto X-Overs first so I can see the fandom a bit. Know a good writer of them by Ichigo's 'talent' to quote a dub Sailor where I could start, for both benefit of a writer to root out the rough to find a diamond, or at least the pretty quartz.
Dez: Hmmm...I'll have to see if I have the time to
Archmage: Glad to have you back you know. I haven't been sleeping all that well, so I might be repeating myself: have you checked out Harry Potter reads the Multiverse or Young Justice Next Gen?
Now, to the impending bloodbath
"...By no chance...if I let you play will you let me live?" Naruto asked weakly as sand flew at him. It took out his entire team, and opposing team of shadow clones and ruined his favorite bat, but he avoided it with some quick moves
"You know, I'm pretty sure there is a rule about killing your opponents before the exam begins" Naruto commented as he defied gravity and stuck himself to the side of a tree.
Gaara formed sand hammers on his hands just briefly, before he realized he was remembering some story from his childhood, got disturbed again, let the hammers fall apart and sent sand at Naruto "...It has for me, it has for weeks"
"...You must be a killer at parties" Naruto used chakra to escape the sand trap as he formed a few hand signs and let loose a big old fire ball right into Gaara, who dosed it with his sand.
"I am always a killer" Gaara commented as the sand kept coming at Naruto, who kept dodging it in a manner that would make a web slinger proud, along with said banter.
"It's times like this that I have to wonder if I should try to get that explosive trick mom has" he could so see himself using it to make a giant robot suit.
After all, ninjutsu was all about imagination really, and improvization. It was someone's ability to think outside the box that allowed them to create better and better jutsu.
Even without a Rinnegan, such intuition was his greatest weapon. After all, why bother having super eyes if it would make you cold and deal with everything with soul removal or gravity implosions?
"But, I can do this..." he formed a few hand signals in the air as he jumped to another tree, and slammed down "Come on, Summoning, something used to sand!"
From the sand rose up a massive form: a beast with two horns and a tan pelt. Several prayer bead necklaces dangled from his horns, and his fur seemed grayed with age.
Both ninja's stared at it
"...An Antelope?" Gaara questioned? "You fight me with an ANTELOPE! DIE..."
ZAP
From between the horns of the Desert Antelope, a beam of energy slammed right into Gaara, knocking him to the ground.
"...Cool..." Naruto wasn't expecting lasers
"I am Gemnick, sage of the Gemsbok tribe. We have roamed the deserts of your world since time immortal, and have met the one dwelling in that boy's body" the antelope commented to Naruto as he noticed who had summoned him "I am surprised to have been summoned, my kind hasn't been summoned in ages"
"...Something's in...He's a Jinchuriki?!" Naruto hadn't expected that
"...Yes, and the latest in a line of psycopathic ones. My great wisdom tells me you should run before he wakes up" the Gemsbok would have liked to see how the world had changed, but he liked living.
As Gaara stirred the sage poofed away
"Really? Your running away?!" Naruto exclaimed as he frowned "...Then again, Sakura did say she want me to help out with her genjutsu practice, and she might just be more dangerous than he was"
With that self lie, he left just as Gaara stirred away
"...We will meet again, and when we do...you shall die"
Taki
"...The Chunnin Exams?" Fu asked incrediously as she and Haku were being briefed on their next mission.
"Yes. Konoha is currently hosting them, an attempt to mask their weakness and begin patching up the losses they took overthrowing their Daimyo. Of course, it would be utterly pointless to attack Konoha: even with their losses, with both Jiraiya and Tsunade within summoning distance, as well as Itachi Uchiha, no sane small village would dare attack Konoha unless they had help from either three other smaller villages or one of the Kage villages, and even then if it was just Sand it would be suicidal. No, I think something else is better..."
"...What sir?" Haku asked
"You two will attend the exams, surviving at least until the second round, the main kill off. You will observe which Konoha team is the most dangerous potentially, and eliminate them with all necessary force. Weakening Konoha will benefit us in the long run, but we can not even begin formulating an attack strategy until their little tree is top heavy, with few young ninja to replace the old"
"...Please no more puns" Fu silently begged
"I'll dig up a halfway decent academy student to fill in as your third member, a reliable Jonnin who won't try to kill you for your sensei, and have you be off. Do not humiliate the village"
Karakura Town, the expanse
Sitting on the roof of a building, his sharingan activated, a older Sasuke was observing the training of a orange haired teenage male with a big sword by a old guy with a green and white striped hat that shaded his face.
Everyone's base breaker Uchiha was dressed in black with the Uchiha symbol on his back, frowned as he observed this guy.
With the Sharingan, he could copy the skills and abilities of anyone he encountered. His powers, physically, mentally and pure chakra were no longer bound by the limits of the simple shinobi.
And yet, his eyes also revealed to him startling truths.
He had been taught that the Uchiha were the most powerful beings, and many of his past fights showed that. This world's titans died by his hand, if half of them, and most of their leadership, by stealth and ninja assassination topics.
Even the mightiest of pirates were not safe from him
Yet, the Saiyan beat him.
The power that being had...Sasuke hoped to never see again. Even with his sharingan, he didn't even come close to duplicating the power.
He had a trick or two, but they were pale imitations.
Was the Sharingan really so imperfect, that he could not duplicate the powers of anyone? Was that why he, no matter how many times he used the Sharingan on this Ichigo, he could not copy his ability to achieve perfection in training so quickly...
"Come Sasuke" Sasuke didn't look behind him as Tobi rose up behind him, looking as odd as ever with his mask "We have to go, and now before that Shinigami senses us and we loose the most important of ninja powers..."
"Where?" Sasuke questioned, not bothering to point out how important stealth was "What else is there for me to learn?"
"...Home, your training is complete. You shall return to destroy Konoha"
A few days later, the Northern Land of Fire
As the exams approached, so did a new set of challenger.s
In a hotel on the road between the northern border and the middle of the country where Konoha resided, a young man approached the check in counter of a local inn, three females accompanying him. It was not an unexpected sight, many people were moving south to Konoha for the exams, and the North had the least rebel activity because they did not have any complaint over the government being overthrown.
True, some did, but they got tarred and feathered.
"We'd like to make a reservation for the night" he was rubbing a wound on his upper arm as the shortest of his female entourage looked on with some concern "Do you have a room available?"
"We do, sir" the attendant bowed "Allow me to attend to your..."
"I don't have luggage" the man commented "I would, however, appreciate a wake up call"
"Of course, of course" the manager bowed "Now, what are your names?"
"Beowulf"
"Artemis" said the youngest one commented
Omake
Challenge
Challenge 37: when world's collide, heroes unite
I expect your expecting me to say this will be a crossover where Naruto and Harry team up, but no.
Their worlds lack the overlap needed, however two world's close to my heart do.
Two of my first harem shows: Rosario Vampire and Sekirei
What happens when Minaka's ever evolving Sekirei plan discovers that there are other worlds? With other powers, perhaps equal to the Sekirei
Why, the only thing the nut job would do is attempt to obtain some Yokai to enhance his plan
And knowing the laws of anime, and cross influenced by the law of heroes, the yokai kidnapped are, of course, Tsukune's gal pals, and Tsukune himself. However, Tsukune is separated from the girls, and pursued by the Disciplinary squad: on orders to execute the 'non important' human.
After a battle, he defeats Benitsubasa and Haihana, but Karasubau manages to defeat Tsukune, as the change in worlds has accelerated his ghoul condition, making the seal holding his ghoul back very close to being let loose. He only escaped with the help of Minato's Sekirei, who found out Minaka's plan via Matsu's hacking.
Taking Tsukune back to the Inn, Minato decides to help Tsukune track down his missing harem: before their abilities are weaponized, or perhaps they turned into Sekirei themselves.
1: Tsukune, while at the brink of having his ghoul side take over, is to retain his confidence and be as willing as ever to put himself in danger for Moka and the others
2: He and Minato are to become friends over time, and discuss the similarities and differences between their fates
3: If Tsukune's girls are turned into Sekirei, Tsukune can operate as an Ashikabi
4: The period of time either series can be set in can vary: Minato only needs to have all six canon Sekirei while Tsukune has to have his ghoul powers and holy lock
5: Minaka will focus on Moka and Kurumu the most for research: meaning that saving Mizore/Yukari/Ruby would come first. If you are a Kokoa/Tsukune person...she goes with Moka and Kurumu on the importance scale
6: Canon multi pariings only. Tsukune can not wing Miya or any other Sekirei
7: Remember, the Sekirei world takes place in a futuristic earth.
Capu little birds...capu
(What...I am suffering from Naruto based writers block. It is part of the reason I am trying to get to the exams)