A/N holy smokes, I am ducking. Seriously ducking at the daggers you all are throwing at me. Too much going on to be able to tell you, so I'll just fill you in on a few things with the stories. Push and Pull is not ending YAAAAAAAAAAAA! BUT Living the myth may be on hiatus for awhile. I may have bitten off more then I can chew with all the characters, and though I rarely take negative criticism to heart one of the last reviews was pretty obvious as to my reconsidering how I wrote it, so I will be looking at that further and getting help my incredible beta Stacy and my BG Tascha on how to write it with an addictive flow. If anyone wants to help I would love that.

Chap 36

EPOV

"ROSIE!" I screamed from the nursery. "Get up here I think there is something wrong with Keri!"

I could hear Rosalie's screech of "What?" resound all through the house as her footsteps echoed like a five hundred pound man was flying up the stairs in a panic.

"Oh my god what is it, what's wrong?" Rosie barely got out through her intense panting.

I was standing in front of the changing table, holding my breath and quite frankly, about to turn blue.

I pointed at my niece and gagged out "I think she may have eaten a rodent or something and shit it out, did you forget to feed her when Bella and Edward left, she may have gotten a hold of a mouse or something, if you forgot to feed her!"

"Emmett what in the hell are you talking about, I fed her half an hour ago!" she yelled at me, with her hands on her hips tapping her foot purely annoyed.

"Well then she got a hold of the mouse before that or something cause there is pure death in her diaper!" I said continuing to point at the intense rot that clearly came from the babies ass.

Rose huffed and walked over to us shoving me to the side.

"It goes all the way up her backside, now that's not right….right?"

"Shut up you idiot and hold her up as I wipe her down and get the onezie off her."

I did as I was told but still not deterred from the fact that there was something seriously wrong with the kids, my niece dropped off at the pool.

I huffed as Rose asked me to hold her while she filled up her baby tub and got it ready for us to bath the rest of the rot off her.

I had to admit the kid was gorgeous, she was a mixture of both Bella and my brother. She had dark hair and piercing green eyes that her Doctor assured all of us, would not change.

I smiled at her as she stared up at me and cooed a bit. Rose placed a towel over her shoulder and placed the bath on top of the changing table, signaling me to place Keri in it.

I tickled her sides a bit, having a little moment with her, now that the god awful smell was gone, when, with the cutest giggle a small yet spreading warmth was felt along the front of my shirt and the sleeve of my forearm, which tucked her close into my chest.

"What the….awe hell Rose she pee'd on me!" I yelled, scaring Keri and sending her into a loud wail.

"Give me the baby you ass! Its just a little pee Em chill out….." She stopped short when she saw the huge wet spot all along the front of my shirt, and then she had the nerve to bust out in a loud laugh.

I glared at her and stomped off toward the stairs to run next door, to our house to shower and change my clothes.

We lived a few houses down and I knew if the gang was all there I would never hear the end of getting pee'd on.

Edward and Bella hadn't had a night out since they got home from the hospital, we all insisted they go out to dinner and spend some quiet time together, now I wished I would've kept my mouth shut. I had plenty of opportunities too since prying Bella from the baby was literally like pulling teeth.

But noooooooo….I had to help get them out and now I'm walking down our cul-de-sac covered in baby pee.

I wondered if she was too little too understand things yet, I hoped because if she wasn't, I knew Edward had something to do with the diaper of death and the peeing on me. He probably promised her extra boob time on her mommy or maybe the car of her dreams when she turned 16 if she complied with grossing me out beyond belief this night.

I sighed loud as I entered our house and saw everyone watching a movie in the media room, I crept passed the open door and headed for the stairs, like in a movie I wasn't paying attention to where I was going and ran smack dab into little Alice, who was coming out of the hallway bathroom.

She pushed me into the wall and cursed at me for stepping on her brand new Jimmy Choo's.

"Damn it Emmet, watch where your going, wait…why do you smell like…..JASPER! You owe me one hell of a shopping spree! Emmett got pee'd on again!" she roared skipping into the media room alerting everyone of my most recent embarrassing moment.

It was known now, that I was Keri's favorite, in fact everyone agreed based on the fact that she felt the need to "Mark" me by peeing on me. Tonight would be the fifth time, and you would think the laughter would die down by the third time but nooooo, there hysterics were heard all the way up in my room, as I undressed and got in the shower.

I really wasn't that embarrassed, just more grossed out, that little peanut worked her way up into my heart, the moment she opened her eyes in the hospital. Other then Rose I didn't think I could love anything more.

I finished up in the shower and changed into some clean, urine free attire and tiptoed out the door to head back to Edward and Bella's, but not before I heard Cricket shout through an obviously paused movie for me to here that she was putting a hundred bucks in Keri's piggy bank for being the best niece in the world.

I shook my head and had to chuckle myself.

Keri was probably going to be richer then all of us, being that she was constantly getting money put in her piggy bank. Between the fact that mom now considered it the "Swear Bank" as well as it was the pot when any of us lost a bet.

I was only gone 15 minutes tops and Keri was already sound a sleep again. In fact that's all she did, sleep eat and shit! The kid had the life, she slept through the night after the first few days of just getting used to being out of the womb, though that I could not understand, she slept ALL the time, how she stayed tired at night was beyond me.

Bella was do for her six week check up a couple of days ago, and I could tell Edward was losing his mind with sexual frustration. We all bet they wouldn't make it home, before pulling over on the side of the road, but Mom won that bet, knowing Bella would want to be comfortable and in her bed the first time. We all agreed never to discuss it again, as our father explained it would be a bit painful being she was torn open and stitched up and actually began to show us a diagram. Every guy looked squeamish and all the girls looked terrified. It was humorous to say the least.

"Feel better baby?" Rose snickered as she rocked a sleeping Keri in her arms in the rocking chair.

I knew I wasn't ready to have a kid yet but I couldn't help being amazed at how beautiful my Rosie looked holding the sweet little baby.

She slowly and ever so carefully lifted herself off the chair and placed the little one in a bassinet next to the couch.

She placed a little blanket on her and turned to me grinning, I watched as she swayed her hips as she walked toward me. Emmett freshly showered and smelling good always did things to my Rosie and before I knew it I had her thighs wrapped around my waist and her tongue down my throat. I looked at the time on the cable box, knowing we had at least an hour to kill before either Bella and Edward got back or the baby woke up for her next feeding.

BPOV

My tummy was so full, I almost felt pregnant again. I was definitely buzzed and I could tell Edward was too, being that he couldn't keep his hands off me under the table.

He came very close to being able to push my panties aside a few times, but our waiter interrupted him every time. If it were possible I think I heard Edward growl when the guy came back and handed him the bill.

"Let's get out of here little momma" Edward said in my ear placing a soft kiss just below it on my neck.

Little Momma, Edward's new nickname for me, I had to admit I loved it, it was a cute an honorable term of endearment, and it sent a smile on my face every time I heard it.

I was scared about tonight, I had to admit. I knew Edward wanted to make love and god knows I did too. Six weeks was a long time for two people who on a daily basis up until the birth, couldn't keep their hands off each other.

My OB told us it would sting and be uncomfortable at first and quite frankly I was not looking forward to that.

The ride home was quick, being that Edward floored the petal on my Mercedes practically the whole way.

We both climbed out of the car and walked hand in hand up to the house, stealing quick flirtatious glances at each other.

We ever so quietly walked in, knowing if we woke up Keri, the mood would probably fly out the window. She was sleeping soundly in her bassinet I couldn't help but smile looking at the angelic creature Edward and I created.

I was startled though as I heard Edward gasp and groan, whispering cuss words at someone in the stairwell.

I began to walk up the stairs and yelled covering my eyes just as Emmett's bare white ass came into view.

"Awe that's going to take some serious mental bleach for my brain!" I groaned still covering my eyes.

Rose giggled and had the nerve to ask us to come back in five minutes.

"WHAT?" Edward and I both shouted

"I haven't had sex in my house in six weeks, and you guys couldn't wait a couple hours till you got back to your own bedroom!" Edward roared stepping over them not even caring about the weird position they were in.

I giggled spreading my fingers enough to show Rosie one of my eyes and threw her a wink.

"Just ugh, do me a favor put Keri too bed and leave quietly, ok" I said trying to avoid another Emmett bare ass shot and stepped over them as well, heading in the direction of our bedroom where Edward was clearly pouting.

I opened the door and was berated before I even got it all the way open.

"Can you believe them! What the fuck! All I asked them to do was watch the monkey, but nooooooo they had to screw on my stairs!" he roared really pissed off.

I knew he was being overly dramatic, sexually frustrated and all, so I let him vent as I walked nodding in agreement to my closet tossing off my heels.

I pulled the few bobby pins out of my hair, allowing it to fall and flow freely down my back.

Edward was still pacing and ranting as I slowly unzipped my dress, letting it fall to the floor, revealing a new, black, lace panty and bra set that hugged all my curves and thigh highs I knew he would go crazy over.

It became silent in our bedroom, I mean you could've heard a pin drop, I grinned knowing I got his attention.

Edward cleared his throat, clearly confused between his aggravated state and well his other aggravated state.

I threw him a look over my shoulder, letting him know it was okay to continue his rant, when the look I saw written all over his face was clearly one that said "What were we talking about?"

I strutted slowly over to him to help him undress. As I slowly began to unstuck his dress shirt and loosen his tie, I couldn't help but light up inside when I felt his hardness at the sight of me, through his pants.

The fact that he still found me sexy, even though six weeks ago I pushed out his daughter sent pure wetness into my panties. I truly loved still being able to turn him on.

Now my Edward on the other hand, visited our home gym so often in these last several weeks that his muscles seemed to grow twice the size and all I wanted to do was lick his incredibly cut abs.

I felt one hand on the small of my back and the other gently caress one of my ass cheeks as I worked on unbuckling his belt. I was just pushing his pants down his legs when he attacked my neck, sending the proverbial Edward chills throughout my body.

He nibbled on my collar bone and let out a loud desire filled moaned as I wrapped my hand around his obviously throbbing cock and sensually began to pump it.

Ever so quickly, he lifted me and lowered us both to the floor.

"Baby, something wrong with the bed?" I giggled in between passionate kisses.

"Its too far away, Fuck the bed!" He almost begged pulling my thigh up around his hip, pushing his pelvis against my now saturated panties.

I could've been happy just making out like this, but I knew if we were gonna get back to us, we had to get past the sting, if you will.

So I tugged at my panties, hinting for Edwards help, and with no argument on his part, he sat up on his knees and slid them down for me, as I unhooked my bra.

His lips attached themselves to my nipple as he kicked off his boxer briefs, biting down gently, sending my back in too an arch and a moan from my lips.

My fingers made their way through his hair, gently tugging letting him know I was ready and I didn't want him to stop.

I felt his fingers slide in and out of my slit, making sure I was really wet, just before simultaneously sliding his tongue back in my mouth and his dick slowly inside of me.

I hissed into the kiss as the sharp sting I knew I was going to feel, reared its ugly head. I pulled Edward back into the deep kiss just as he was pulling away to ask if I was okay.

I deepened the kiss even more, silently telling him to pick up the pace as I could feel the pain outside of me begin to dull and start to feel incredible inside.

I moaned into his mouth when I felt him all the way inside me and hit that sweet spot only he could do deep within.

We rolled all over our bedroom floor, one trying to mount the other, when me being on top and the spreading of me even wider, really began to hurt.

Edward rolled me onto my back, bringing me back to my euphoric state with a few intense thrusts, making my eyes roll back in my head. My panting picked up as did his, both of us needing this release.

I could feel my legs start to shake and my hands clutching at his back, the walls inside of me clamp down and roll enveloping Edward completely inside of me. He groaned loud and I knew he was close too.

I managed the beginning part of his name before my climax shot through me and came crashing down, with Edward following right behind me. Both of us groaning loud as we came hard.

We were panting loud and our lips were inches a part before Edward smiled and whispered "I love you little momma"

I pulled him back into the kiss not being able to respond in that emotional moment only to feel him harden inside of me again.

"Well, well…seems were back" I chuckled as did Edward who began to slide in and out of me again.

EPOV

KNOCK…KNOCK…

I cracked an eye open, hoping I was dreaming and was not being bothered.

I was wrong.

KNOCK…..KNOCK….KNOCK…."pssst Edward you awake bro?"

"Go away!" I shouted hugging Bella's warm sleeping body tighter to me.

The fact that we were still on the floor, wrapped only with a sheet and sharing a pillow, surprised me because I was completely comfortable.

"Keri is up bro"

Bella groaned rolling over and snuggling her face into the crook of my neck.

"I'm Coming" we both shouted at the same time

I watched as Bella pulled her beautiful naked body up from the floor. I stroked her calf as she stepped over me heading to her dresser to pull something on.

"What?" she asked as I stared at her.

I quickly came up with the cheesiest line I could…"I hate to see you go but I love to watch you leave." I said chuckling as she threw a pillow at me.

"You having a lovey dovey morning douche!" Emmett laughed at the other side of our bedroom door.

"Why are you still standing there, Perv" Bella screamed at him knowing he was eaves dropping.

Emmett laughed and made kissing noises.

I covered my face in laughter as I saw Bella grab some breast milk from the small fridge in our room, open the door and squirt it on him. "Get the hell out of here, we'll be down in a minute"

"Wha..wha…what was that?" Emmett yelled through the slammed door.

"Lets just say, if you squeezed your shirt into a bottle you could feed the baby with it" I burst out into laughter.

"Oh come on what the fuck! First your kid eats a rodent and then shits it out, pee's on me AGAIN and now her mom squirts titty juice on me, GAWD I'm going to need therapy!" Emmett grumbled walking away from the bedroom.

Bella and I were looking at each other dumbfounded by the rodent part.

I jumped in the shower and threw on some jogging pants eventually joining everyone who was now huddled in my kitchen having a riot at Emmett's expense.

I kissed my daughter on the forehead as she fed off Bella like she hadn't eaten in days.

"Bella dear, you didn't drink last night did you?" I heard my father ask concerned.

"Dad, she had 1 glass of wine and felt a buzz, she was pretty easy last night." I paused at grabbing my coffee mug realizing how bad that sounded. "ugh I mean…"

"Wait! Did we have sex last night?" Bella turned to me astonished.

My jaw dropped at her confused confession and then I saw the evil grin cross her face knowing I deserved that I rolled my eyes but smiled back.

"So my daughter ate a rodent last night?" I asked trying to change the subject quickly.

"Your brother is an ass, no, she had a hellatious dump and in the world of Emmett that could only mean she ate something that would create the smell of death." Rose argued not taking her eyes off the business section of the paper.

"I see." I said sipping my coffee and sitting next to Bella

"Yours doesn't exactly smell like roses Em, you ever wonder where the cactus went I had in the bathroom last month?" she continued

"Dude, I liked that little plant, you punished me by taking it out of there cause I stunk up the bathroom?" Emmett asked appalled.

"No, idiot" she said smacking him upside the head "You killed it! I cant keep plant life in the commode because of the bombs you drop!"

"Dude" Jasper somewhat got out through his laughter "I didn't think you could even kill a cactus, but my brothers ass can?" he fell over in hysterics

"You don't even want to compare stinks, Jazz! I moved your shit into the hall closet so my shoes wouldn't have to suffer." Ally said matter of factly.

We all looked at her confused, "What? I make him use the guest bath when he does that, and the hall closet is right next to it." she shrugged as we all cracked up as Jazz looked embarrassed.

"I warned you girls, that's all I have to say!" My mother chastised Rose and Ally who now knew why she harped so much about finding a place with his and her baths.

They both groaned and my dad changed the subject before he could be brought in the may lay. "So how was dinner?"

"Fantastic, Aro spoiled us as usual. The new restaurant looks fabulous Ally." Bella said praising Ally's work.

After the new club opened up over the summer Aro asked Ally to help out with his new restaurant. Liking the touches she had put on Bella's club. I had to admit she did a phenomenal job it was quite breathtaking, both the club and the restaurant.

"Thank you" Ally squeaked out proudly.

"Well, I spoke with Aro and Vladimir and they invited the whole family to the island in a few weeks." Carlisle said rubbing Ally's back.

"The Island?" The girls all asked looking up at the same time.

My mother giggled, yes ladies, The Group owns an island off the coast of Brazil and has asked that we all come. Cricket, Connor, Tanya and Sam too.

"Woo Hoo!" The ladies shouted

"We have to shop!" Ally said jumping up and startling Keri.

Bella groaned and we all laughed, it didn't deter Alice though, she flew to the fridge and pulled down the little note pad and started writing down a bunch of things.

"Can you get away from work?" Bella asked resting her chin on my shoulder.

"Hmmm go to an island off the coast of Brazil with my best girls or go to work…ya I think I can get away, I smiled placing a soft kiss on her lips, just as Keri let out a loud burp and spit up a bit on Bella's shoulder.

"Uggghhhhh gross!" Emmett said spitting out some scrambled eggs he was chewing on and trying to hold back a gag.

"We gotta toughen you up dude!" Jazz said throwing a napkin at Emmett.

A/N So like I said P and P continues. Gonna have some island fun next and the whole gang is coming along. Sorry again if there is some grammar mistakes, gotta buy Microsoft word, cause my beta cant open word processing L Send me your reviews it will get another chapter out faster. Love to all! Xoxox heidicullen