The Spicer Monologues

By: CrystallicSky

Disclaimer: I don't own Xiaolin Showdown or any of its characters, nor do I make any money off the writing of this.

Warnings: Language, sexual situations/implication, etc.

Notes: THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT- this story is part of a collab with Silvarbelle, in which she wrote as Chase Young and I wrote as Jack Spicer for an entire year of 'diary' entries. This project is already entirely finished on both of our ends. However, both on my deviantART account and my Fanfiction account, I am only posting this half of the story to roughly the midway point. This is because, for various reasons, Silvarbelle and I have decided to showcase the Diary Project exclusively on LiveJournal, at least in its completely finished form. See the A/N for more information.

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2/6/09-

Done!

So, I managed to fix the ToS v2 so that the ENTIRE reptile and amphibian kingdoms should be able to translate flawlessly with it based on how the original works, so as Queen might say, "Another one bites the dust!"

It's…sometime around afternoon right now. Negriss hasn't graced me with his presence yet, so I consider the day a success so far.

Still edgy with him lurking around, especially with how close the surveillance is to being updated by my builder-drones but STILL NOT YET THERE.

Oh, right, I've never written about my builder-drones before: basically, they make the really easy things that don't need much higher-thinking; like, I only programmed the advanced software to keep track of Negriss' magic for the cameras while they've been going around and installing it everywhere around the house.

The only reason it's taken so long and continues to do so is that there's not all that many of them (about ten to twelve), and there's a veritable crapload of practically-nanite cameras scattered around the house.

In the meantime, while they're working, I think I'm going to bring the original Tongue of Saiping back to Chase. It'll give me a chance to get out of the house for the first time in days, something that's infinitely more appealing with the Naga slithering around in it, and it should kill about the right amount of time until I can actually keep track of said Naga.

Think I'll take Finnian, too; wouldn't want him to turn into dinner, after all!

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A/N: Continuing on from the above notes, this story will only be available in its entirety on LiveJournal. The Spicer Monologues (this half) can be found at tech(UNDERSCORE)lord dot livejournal dot com. Chase Young's Diary (the counterpart to this half) can be found at dragon(UNDERSCORE)lordcy dot livejournal dot com. In order to be able to read, you must have or make a LiveJournal account, which is completely free to do, and friend both journals so that I may friend you back. This was a safety filter meant to keep it so that only people who want to read (AKA, those who won't flame or report the story because they don't like it) can read. After you friend the journals and are friended back, all of the entries from both Jack and Chase's diaries will be available to you.

Other than that, I have nothing to say but I hope you enjoyed the story! :D