I don't own anything
Samus was walking around the mansion and stumbled upon a door that said "Ash's side business".
She couldn't help but walk in.
Ash said, "hey Samus, what's going on?"
Samus said "I noticed you have side business, what's that about? I see jars of a brown substance stacked around."
Ash said, "oh, I have a business on the side where I sell my Noivern's solid waste as fertilizer to people in Poke Land. It's very rich in nitrates, as is the solid waste of other bat Pokemon."
Samus said, "oh I see."
Ash said "I got the idea from Brock. He does the same with his Crobat on the side besides his work singing with Soul Power. Noivern is bigger than other Bat Pokemon. I feed him a lot of Berries and Poke Chow.
Because he's so big he's able to make a lot of product. And I make a lot of money."
Samus said, "that's really nice that you have a nice money-making enterprise."
Ash felt his stomach gurgle, "speaking of solid waste I gotta go, be back soon!" Ash headed towards the restroom.
20 minutes later, Ash returned.
Ash said, "sorry I took so long, so much came out that I had to use the plunger. That only usually happens to Misty, May, Dawn, Serena, Bonnie, Lana, Mallow and Lillie."
Samus said, "understandable."
Ash said, "would you like to be a part owner of my business and have a share of the profits?"
Samus said, "no thanks, I would rather not deal with that kind of stuff, no offense."
Ash said, "I understand."