Yuffie stared wild-eyed at the wutainise prince; she had expected him to be ugly, stupid, light, and just completely boring. However, in front of her stood a well trained boy with firm muscles, beautiful wutainise hair and a wonderful toothy smile. Yuffie was about to fall in love with that boy, but she still couldn't help but ask.

"Do you have the materia?"

He flashed her one more smile and she thought that she felt Goosebumps on her skin. I like him, very very much! She shrieked within her mind.

"Yes, the materia is right here princess…" he said and pulled out a small wallet from his jacket and revealed nothing but bare flesh underneath. Damn stupid Hormones, weren't they supposed to stop when I was 17? Yuffie yelled within her mind.

Grabbing the lovely materia she walked out of the room, but not before giving the prince a wave with her cloaked hand. "We are so going to get beautiful children!"

The prince eyes widened and a blush on his face soon inherited all of the white skin. Yuffie was too honest.

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Aerith and Tifa shrieked when they saw all the white clothes in the bride shop. "Aaaw! How cute, reminds me of my own wedding dress!" Aerith sang as she grabbed one of the clothing to feel the surface. "Oh Aerith! I want to see pictures one day!" Tifa sang with her.

"I have one with me!" Aerith said and took out her wallet, revealing the most disturbing picture Tifa had ever seen. "Aerith…why is Sephiroth trying to stab you in the picture?"

"Hmm…I think it was because he was getting impatient with me….he was very 'needing'"

Bother girls laughed and Yuffie shook with disgust as she tried to get out of the shop, when two pair of hands grabbed her. "No! We have to get you a dress Yuffie!" both women shrieked and dragged the wailing Yuffie further into the darkness of the dresses.

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"so…we are going to assassin the prince?" Yazoo asked.

"Yes! No body is going to harass Yuffie except me..!"

"But who says that he is going to be mean to her…?" Loz asked and received the big fattest glare from her baby brother.

"Shut up Loz! Hey! Don't cry goddamnit!" Kadaj shrieked.

"So…we are going to kill the boy….?"

"Yes…." Kadaj said determined.

"Do we need mother to do that…?" Loz asked.

"Her left arm might help us…but no…"

"Then let's get going…" Yazoo said, raising himself from the seat. "What about 'that?" he said, pointing at a wailing Cloud on the floor, who clutched several flowers within his hands.

"Leave him be…Tifa has given up on him, so so do we…"

"You seem like Sephiroth…"

"I AM HIS GODDAMN CLONE REMEMBER?"

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this is getting even more weird….I might need sleep after this. All rights to square.

Cake to desi-pride101, teddy-the-bear, Reita, Unanimos, sanzo-reload, scarletthuntress. Thank you guys! T----T