WARNINGS:
CASE: CHAZZ vs. JESSE
DISCLAIMER: STILL DON'T OWN ANYTHING. STILL HEARTBROKEN
[START]
"So let's begin" Jaden said to everyone present.
"Alright, Slacker, I'm suing because-"
"We already know why you are suing Chazz. We were all there." Jaden informed Chazz.
"Grrr." Chazz growled.
So, the case went. Jesse bragged about Ruby, Chazz punched the air, attempting to hit the Ojamas.
Finally, someone crashed through the Academy's roof which was the ground at this point. That someone was…
Bob Barker.
"Hello everyone, and welcome to the Showcase showdown. We are here today to see if Chazz or Jesse wins." A buttload of applause could be heard, so could various names.
"Go Jess!"
"Chazz 'em up, Chazz!"
"I'm generic."
"You can win!"
"Alright, Jesse, this is your showcase!"
A model could be seen with a kitchen set, a trip to Las Vegas, and a new Ford Mustang! (which I don't own!)
"What's your bid?" Jesse could be seen holding up various fingers to see what the audience said.
"I bid, $23, 985!"
"Alright, Chazz, this is your showcase!" Chazz jumped up and down like a schoolgirl on crack.
A model was seen this time, giving away a laptop, a trip to New York, and one of those Cube cars. You know the ones…
"Your bet?" Bob asked.
Chazz leaned in to the microphone and said, very epically, "$32, 900!"
Bob got out the results, the winner was…
"Jesse! The actual retail price is $24, 246! You had a difference of… $261! Chazz! The actual retail price of your showcase was… $25,000! You went over."
Jaden banged his gavel (tehe) and said, "Jesse, you epically win." And so Chazz had to pay Jesse 5 dollars.
[END CHAPTER]
AUTHORESS NOTES:
1. Tada, Price is Right Style.
2. Still heartbroken. Someone hold me, Mr. Robot-Kun said he wouldn't.
3. Review please?