Screw warnings, Evelyn's here now so there's no point. (Besides chapter 40 is next so that only strengthens my point)
Oh, but if any of you get the references in this chapter I will love you forever.
Oh god. Evelyn. No. Just NO!
"How could you bring her here Blake!? You're the smart one here!" I started freaking out, Evelyn looked around the room.
"Silence? Where's my favourite cousin?" She can't see me... YES! Now she can't make me eat any intestines or lungs like she did when I was four.
"S you have one of 'those' smiles," Blake pointed out boredly. "And you need a family reunion after all!"
"Thank you Blake." Evelyn smiled. "By the way, no one answered my question."
"She's right there in ghost form... God dammit S! What the hell!?" Mello started cursing until his face was getting red, then purple. I had enough when he called me an 'egg'.
"You are a NOOK SNIFFER!" I shouted.
"I am anything but a nook sniffer! You never even explained what that meant!" He complained, I don't even know where nook sniffer came from... Maybe in a book I read.
"W-what does n-nook sn-sniffer m-mean?" Lucy asked, I looked at her.
"You'll understand when you can bend time to your will." This time Blake and Mello stared at me.
"You can't bend time can you? Seriously, you can't do that right? It's not really a thing. You're lying! There's no way you could control time, even with these new, hopefully, unknown powers starting to appear. Right? You're still as normal as you'll ever be even though you have red and purple eyes now? No time controlling alright?" Mello rambled, looking horrified. I smirked.
"Maybe Mello-jello. Oh and I can change my eyes back to blue whenever I want to (thank you Anima), I just don't know how to yet- that and I like my eyes. And who knows, maybe I can travel to the future, that's how I really got a 3DS and found a smart car~" I sang.
"Ha! I knew S would take after me sooner or later~" Rain smiled.
"S you might be able to control time if you're anything like your nanna. Considering how alike you are you probably can." Mom said calmly. Hell yeah! We're going on a time trip!
"So S could control time and do more, Mom can shape-shift, we don't know anything about Lucy yet, and I can control space. Mom are you sure the girls in this family aren't naturally badass?~" Rain asked, Evelyn looked at her.
"You can control space? Have you ever tried heart? Child heart is the best." She said, oh no.
"Rain don't answer the last question! She's worse then you!" I yelled, jumping on Rain. I went through her and landed on the floor.
"Yep! I have the traits and personality for it, like our grandpa. Besides you can't have a time player without a space player, if you know what I mean! No but I did eat an eye once, it could have been worse~" My (crazy, annoying, evil) twin said. "I prefer kidney."
"I can't wait to introduce you to Eyeless Jack." Blake said, Matt started panicking.
"Wait, wait, wait! There are more of them?" He asked, shaking.
"Duh, don't tell me you thought BEN was the only real one. They aren't that bad, just murderous and good at holding grudges." Blake deadpanned.
"Oh god..." The redhead started shaking, Suicide rolled his eyes.
"-Stop trying to freak him out Blake.-" He said, I stuck my tongue at him.
"Meeah! Grehaww." I made inhuman noises. But at this point I'm questioning if I was ever a human to begin with.
"You are the most mature person I know, S." Mello said sarcastically. Lucy gave him a confused look.
"B-big brother, w-why c-can you h-h-hear and s-see S?" She asked hesitantly, Mello hummed.
"Well, I've been stuck with her for a life time so I guess the damn idiot still won't leave me alone." He said, I glared at him.
"Oh shut it. Be happy I haven't made you kiss Jeff. Yet."
"Whoa there S! What about Mattie and BEN?" Blake asked, grinning.
"They can rebound off of each other." I said, Mello glared at us.
"I don't need a brain to know what you two are talking about, you sick fu-"
"Mihael that is no way to talk to your sister and friend." Mom said smiling, but giving Mello a menacing look. Ah the Keehl/Birthday family, it's a wondrous thing. I noticed that Beacon and Lucy have been talking/stuttering with each other for a while now. Good, this just means they know who their partner in crime is.
"Dad is great but I prefer Aunty Blake! She's awesome and lets me have cake and she lets me swear." Beacon said, Lucy smiled.
"Th-that's good. I-I like Suicide a-and R-Rain b-but I don't kn-know much a-about M-Mello. S i-is n-nice though." She said, I fist pumped.
"Hell yeah, I'm the favourite!"
"You're also the third youngest, you're outranked~" Rain replied. We started arguing about our age system and random crap for about twenty minutes until Evelyn decided to be her... wonderful self.
"So... would it be alright if I gave Beacon and Lucy some kidneys?" Evelyn asked, almost everyone sweat dropped.
"Sure." Blake said, everyone else...
"NO!"
"-Maybe you should go back to the asylum or somewhere Evelyn, I rather not raise mini cannibals-" Suicide said.
"Aw~ But I have nowhere to go!" She said. Bullshit she's hacked into her dad's bank account plenty of times. She was never caught and she bought me and Mello video games and candy.
Yes. Mello was a full out gamer when we were younger. Shh. He still goes crazy over Spyro with me and Matt.
"I call bullshit! Take her away!" Matt yelled, hitting his hand off of the table.
So the rest of the day was normal; the family freaking out because of Evelyn (don't worry she left with Eyeless Jack an hour ago). Matt and Mello are going to stay in Suicide's room, with my corpse-like body... Please don't fuck next to my body, please, please, please. As much as I love yaoi that would be a rather screwed up fetish.
Sorta like necrophilia!
"Blaaaaake, Raaaaaain~ Let's watch anime!" I said, it's not like its late or anything so we have time. Not that it matters if it's late.
"Ugh... S I'm tired." Blake groaned, she was sleeping on the other bed in the room. Why does Rain have two beds in her room anyways?
"Aw come on! You're basically an insomniac so why not?" This is what happens when I'm bored.
"Well today I'm not an insomniac." She groaned, burring her face in the pillow.
"Ugh... Rain?" I looked at my twin, she flung a pillow in my direction.
"Not now S. It's too early for this bullshit~" She said, still managing her freaking sing-song tone.
"Fine then. Rain why do you have two beds in your room?" I asked, she stood up slowly to get her pillow.
"The one Blake's sleeping in is yours. Mom thought you'd come by one day and had a bed set up for you. Although if you ask me, she only had it here because she felt like she was missing a child or two.~" Rain explained.
"Is that why Suicide has another bed in his room? Despite how much shit is on it?" I asked, she nodded.
"Yes now go the hell to sleep.~"
"I agree with the evil twin," Blake said, from the pillow.
"Mean Blake. Very, very mean~" Rain sang. I swear she's like these hell spawn creatures I had a dream about, they're called tricksters and they are WAY too happy. And kinda creepy, but funny. But creepy.
So one day down, two more to go! Hopefully.