Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

Chilling and having a lazy day's fine
But why do requests often lead you to whine?
Tricking the others to do your own chores
To sit on your rump and watch Star Wars
Like a couch potato

Oompa loompa doompety da
Do as you're told and will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doompety do
Doompety do