Title: A Terrible Villain.
Summary: Merlin is tired of Morgana's rather pathetic attempts at being evil.
Spoilers: None.
Warnings: Pure Crack.
Morgana saw Merlin and began to curl her lips into her best smirk.
"Merlin-"
"No."
"What?"
"No, you may not smirk at me. You may not make thinly veiled threats because you are a terrible villain. You 'sneak' around in high heels and a red cloak. You make ridiculously complicated plots even though the people you want to kill are right down the hall and you smirk at everyone!"
"Since when do you talk to people like this?" spluttered Morgana.
"This is a crack drabble. I'm basically channelling the collective irritations of the Merlin fandom."
"The what?"
"Just…go with it."
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