Hey! I'm really giddy! I just watch this Akatsuki thing on YouTube! 'I'm sorry for my son's ugliness! HAHA! Now, on with the fic!

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Recap: Last time, our heroes were having a little rest since outside was a rainy day. Also, Lord Ryoku didn't seem too happy that Bobobo had managed to defeat the diclonii. At the end of the last episode, our heroes discovered an egg and the girls decided to take care of it.

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Warnning: This chapter contains a character with a seriously funny name.

"Yo, wassup Lord Ryoku!" yelled a shadowy figure.

"Johna, if you keep acting like this then I'll find you a replacement!" bellowed Ryoku.

"Yo, sorry, man. Just wondering what're we gonna do with that bob-bo guy."

"You mean Bobobo?"

"Yeah, that's the one!"

"Just go fight him or something."

"Righty-ho, mate!"

The shadowy figure left the room. Ryoku sighed and leaned back in his chair/throne.

"At least Kyowada did one good thing for me," Ryoku said to himself. "He killed my youngest son. Now there is only Satoshi left."

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Episode 36- Sotoshi's Back! Ryoku's Identity Is Revealed.

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"I wonder what it'll look like when it hatches," Pokomi said, excitedly.

"I bet it'll be cute!" said Beauty.

"I bet it will have super awesome powers!" said Suzu.

"What are you girls on about?" Gasser asked, who was stood in the doorway, his hair spiked up again. Pokomi noticed that his clothes were a little loose and hit him on the head. "Ow! What was that for?"

"You need to eat more! Your clothes are practically hanging off you!" complained Pokomi, sounding like a mother.

"Pokomi, they're supposed to be loose so I can move better in them."

"Excuses, excuses! Anyway, come look at our egg! Isn't it awesome?"

"Y'know, by the sounds of it I'd say that Pokomi was your mother, not your sister," Suzu laughed.

"Strange. The structure of this egg looks strangely familiar," Gasser said, more to himself than the girls.

"That cos you're supposed to boil them," Don Patch said.

"WHERE THE HECK DID YOU COME FROM!?!?!?"

"What? Aren't allowed to go where I want?"

"Don Patch is wrong! Eggs such as this must be fried!" Jelly said.

"WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!"

"Hey! Can someone get the door!?" Bobobo shouted from the bathroom. Beauty grabbed the egg and went to the door.

"Satoshi!?" she cried, seeing the familiar orange/yellow-headed man.

"Where is Bobobo?" he asked, sounding out of breath as though he had just been running. "There is something about Ryoku that I must tell him!"

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"Well?" asked Bobobo. He, along with everyone else was sat in the TV room, eagerly awaiting what Satoshi had to tell them.

"This may come as a bit of shock. But, I have a feeling that my younger brother was intended to be killed.

"So, Ryoku had planned it?" asked Jelly.

"Yes. Listen to this message I managed to find that Ryoku sent to China."

'My dearest diclonii. I know that you have been imprisoned for a long time, but I am willing to let you free if you do one favor. Your leader must become my leader of Z block and defeat Bobobo. There is, also one more teensy favor I ask of you. My son will be coming to you with a man named Bobobo. I wish that you will kill my son and no one else. That is all.'

"That voice!" Beauty cried. "I recognize it!"

"You do?" Satoshi asked.

"Yeah. Hey Gas-can, remember when I told you about that dream I had before all this nonsense about Ryoku started?"

"Ye-es," Gasser said.

"And there was a man with orange hair and green eyes. It sounds like him!"

"Not only that," began Satoshi. "But Ryoku is mine and Hatenkou's farther."

"WHAAT!"

"I know it may seem a shock but that is the truth."

"But if he's your farther then why is he trying to kill you and Hatenkou?" asked Bobobo.

"I don't know."

"KNOCK KNOCK!" came a voice, the same one that was talking to Ryoku.

"Who's there?" Bobobo asked.

A man about the age of twenty-six came in. He had purple hair that hung down the back of his neck, green eyes and wore a black leather jacket, white shirt, a pair of jeans and brown boots.

"Hello," the man said. "I'm Mr. Twinkle-Pie."

Bobobo, Don Patch, Jelly and Rice began bursting out with laughter.

"Mr. Twinkle-Pie?" Pokomi asked before laughing herself.

"Shut the hell up nerds!" Mr. Twinkle-Pie yelled.

"HEY! We are not nerds!" yelled Bobobo, wearing a crooked pair of glasses, a shirt that was half tucked into his pants, a tie that clearly wasn't done properly and had pimples all over his face along with Don Patch and Jelly.

"WELL YOU SURE LOOK LIKE NERDS TO ME!" yelled Beauty. Bobobo, Don Patch and Jelly lowered their heads in shame.

"It's true," they said. "We are nerds."

"What's next, a nerd-vous breakdown?" Pokomi asked, laughing slightly at her joke.

"THAT WAS LAME!" yelled Mr. Twinkle-Pie, firing a canon at Pokomi .(I'm gonna just call him Twinkle-Pie)

"Pokomi! Are you ok?" Beauty and Suzu cried, helping her sit up.

"The stars are shining bright tonight," Pokomi sang, sounding like she was from Texas.

"HEY! Twinkle-Pie! No one hurts my sister!" Gasser yelled at Twinkle-Pie, getting two gas grenades at the ready.

"And no one hurts my girlfriend's friend!" added Rice, holding two balls of Rice in his hands.

"I swear I'm gonna kill Rice someday," Suzu muttered.

"You two are weak!" Twinkle-Pie said flatly. He managed to quickly get behind the two males and placed a hand on their shoulders. "Night-night boys!"

Twinkle-Pie squeezed their shoulder and they both screamed in pain as they felt their energy being drained from them. After he let go, they both fell to the ground unconscious.

"Gas-can! Rice!" Beauty cried, going over to the males to check if they were ok.

"Listen up Bobobo," said Twinkle-Pie. "You have exactly five minutes to defeat me."

"Why five minutes?" asked Satoshi.

"Cos that's how long your two friends have left to live."

"So you mean that if you don't get defeated within five minutes then Rice and big brother are gonna die?" Pokomi asked, clinging to her unconscious brother's arm.

"HOW COULD YOU!" Bobobo screamed. Everyone turned to look at him.

"WHAT THE HEEELL!" Twinkle-Pie screamed.

Bobobo was wearing a white and pink gym kit for girls whilst holding a pink tennis racket. He also had two pigtails coming off the back of his afro.

"How on earth could you do something like this when we were supposed to get married on that tennis court we loved so much!?" Bobobo asked in a girly voice.

"YOU WERE GONNA GET MARRIED ON A TENNIS COURT!?!?!?!?" Beauty screamed.

"Yes, I was supposed to be the bride's maid," Don Patch said, dressed as a gangster.

"I'M PRETTY SURE BRIDE'S MAIDS DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT!!" Suzu yelled.

"And I was supposed to be the flower girl," said Jelly, wearing the same panda costume Beauty had to put on when she, Gasser and Jelly were trapped in that bowl of Rice.

"HEY I THOUGHT I GOT RID OF THAT!" screamed Beauty.

"I dug it out of the trash can."

"WELL WHY THE HECK WERE YOU LOOKING IN THE TRASH CAN!!"

"Cos I needed a costume for the ball."

"Then that means," Twinkle-Pie said in awe. "You must be Cinderella!"

"WHAAT!" Beauty, Suzu, Pokomi and Satoshi bellowed.

"My dear sweet Cinderella, I have traveled far and wide to find you and take your hand in marriage."

"YOU CHEATER!" Bobobo screamed, hitting Twinkle-Pie on the head with his/her tennis racket.

"WHAAAA! MOMMY! SOME MEAN GUY HURT ME ON THE HEAD!"

"Aw, It's ok sweetie, mummy's here," Bobobo said, now dressed in a motherly like fashion.

"WAIT A MINUTE! YOU WERE THE ONE THAT HIT HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE!" screamed Beauty.

"HA! You fools! Time is almost up!" yelled Twinkle-Pie, only to be smacked on the head again but this time with a piano.

"WHERE DID HE GET THAT PIANO FROM!?!?" Beauty screamed yet again.

"Note to self, never underestimate a piano again."

"Put our friends back to normal," Bobobo demanded. Twinkle-Pie, not wanting to get hit again, restored Rice and Gasser's energy, but they didn't wake up.

"No! It's too late," Pokomi cried hugging her brother. Or was it her brother.

Rice opened his eyes slightly. His head was tilted to the side and he could see another figure laid next to him. As his vision got clearer, he realized that the figure was him!

"What the? What's goin on?" Rice asked, only to find that the voice wasn't his own.

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Ooh. What's happened to Rice? Will he be ok? We'll find out next time!