Title: Everybody Wants to Be A Cat

Author: Moi Fah

Genre: Romance/ General/ Humor

Crossover: Sailor Moon (First Season) and Bleach (before Rescue Rukia/ Soul Society arc)

Version: Anime and Manga (respectively)

Pairings/ Characters: Ami/ Ichigo Kurosaki, Luna, Yoruichi

Requested by: Phoenix of Mercury

Word Count: 931

Feedback: If you feel so moved...

Rating: K+ or T (let your morals decide)

"Ichigo, are you listening to me?" Yoruichi questioned harshly, causing the orange-haired boy to snap his head back in her direction. "Did you say something?" he asked disinterested, still glancing somewhat out of the corner of his eye. It's not like he wanted to be here...Yoruichi had complained about not stretching her 'cat-limbs' for awhile and pestered him into bringing her into town. Even in cat-form she was still a nagging woman..."Ichigo! Listen to me!"

"What?" he asked a question of his own, seeing no harm in what he was doing. She'd been going on about some training routine or something stupid like that for about an hour or so now, not even once taking into consideration that someone might have heard her talking. So, instead, as she rambled on, Ichigo took his sweet time and looked for something to amuse himself. Staring at the cute girl sitting at the table behind him didn't seem like a bad idea...not that he was one to stare at a girl like that, but it was sure better than listening to this cat-woman preach. What training? Everything was fine now...

"Ichigo!" Yoruichi yelled, fed up with his ignoring of her, and clawed him cleanly on his cheeks. Managing to push her off after their short struggle, Ichigo found himself falling backwards in his chair and landing right beside the blue-haired girl he'd been staring at. She gasped as he landed, laying her book and tea cup on the cafe table, "Are you alright?"

"Yeah, I'm fine." he answered back nonchalantly, wiping off a trail of blood from one of his cheeks; Yoruichi sitting just as prim and proper (and menacing, according to Ichigo) as she could. The blue-haired girl gave a tiny laugh as she exchanged glances between them, "Let me guess...your kitty cat got a hold of you. Don't worry, it's happened to me to. This one doesn't give me any trouble though." Ichigo looked around, because she was obviously referring to something, and saw a cat that was nearly Yoruichi's double.

"That's weird." Ichigo stated simply, climbing to his feet after realizing that he'd been laying on the ground. "Well...uh...yeah, I guess I better get going." the orange-haired boy announced dumbly, scratching the back of his head...yeah, now was a great time for his pent-up embarrassment to kick in. The blue-haired girl nodded, settling herself back into her seat, "Alright then...it was nice to meet another cat-lover. My name's Ami," she paused as she presented her hand which he took to shake, "Ichigo Kurosaki." he responded simply.

Attempting to grab Yoruichi as they tried to leave proved to be another obstacle entirely. She thrashed about with her claws still and demanded to be put down in a series of mewls and yelps. Finally making it around the corner, Ichigo dropped her fair and square. "What is wrong with you?" she questioned instantly, landing perfectly on all fours before spinning around.

"So, I wasn't listening to you, big deal...I'll just get Hat-and-Clogs to summarize it for me." Ichigo shot back, hoping everyone was paying attention to something else. Had Yoruichi not been so close to the ground instead of his face, she would have clawed him again, "You fool, that's not what I'm talking about! You made a complete idiot of yourself back there! You didn't even ask her name or offer to take her out for dinner!"

"When did this training become a dating hotline, huh? And what are you supposed to be, kitty cupid or something?"

"..." Yoruichi was silent, staring at him with a most deadly look, "You will march right back around that corner and be polite to that girl. You will apologize and ask her out." Ichigo rolled his eyes and tossed his head to the sky, "What the-! It's a little too late to be coming over all maternal, Yoruichi...that jedi-mind shit won't work on me."

"Really?" the cat asked in an imposing manner, slowly making her way over to the boy. "I've got a proposition for you that you can't refuse."

"I'd love to!" Ami exclaimed, her book twisting in her hands as Yoruichi's double shifted in her lap, "Just make sure you be a little nicer to your cat." Ami put in with a smile as she pushed her chair back and moved to leave, obviously having noticed some new scars on his face.

"Y-Yeah...I'll try." he answered dumbly, in reality trying to hold his anger back. 'Honestly though, going out with her definitely could never be as bad as Yoruichi transforming back into a human when I'm at school. Even worse, she'd call me out by name and...' Ichigo shuddered, thinking about Keigo and Mizuiro's reactions. Even worse, what would Chad and Uryu think?

Yoruichi sighed dreamily as she sat atop Ichigo's shoulder, "It does my heart good to see two people in love," Ichigo would have opened his mouth to say something about Urahara, but he'd already lost enough blood today. Scoffing Ichigo turned on his heel, mentally planing out what should and shouldn't happened on their outing for Saturday, this of course included no talking cats in the agenda.

"Hey Ichigo," the cat-woman piped up again, more cheerful than earlier, "I wonder what color hair your kids would have if you and her had any." Ichigo paled with a faint streak of red across his features, "Yoruichi...please shut up." The cat-woman snickered to herself softly.

Written for and requested by Phoenix of Mercury! I'm trying to be more frequent with my updates, guys, 'cause if I wasn't, this would never get finished and I don't want death threats in my inbox because of that XD. Anyway, I can promise you updates every Friday or Saturday (no earlier), however, I might upload a chapter here and there if I'm in a position to do so. I'm afraid that one-a-week will take me a lot longer to get finished.

And if Ichigo seemed reluctant about his date, he isn't. He's just scared of what Yoruichi would do to his reputation.