Reefer Madness, Again, and College Musical
Nikki and Spence: Narf!
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Aiden: What is it with you guys and singing?
Nikki: We like it.
Spence: It's fun.
Nikki: That's why we like musicals.
Spence: We can watch the movie and sing along with it.
Nikki: Two of our most favorite things in one.
Madison: So what's your favorite musical?
Spence: Reefer Madness.
Nikki: Duh.
Glen: Hey, be nice. She wasn't there when we watched Reefer Madness.
Nikki: She was there when we sang at school though.
Madison: That was from Reefer Madness?
Spence: Yep.
Madison: I've never heard of it before, is it good?
Nikki: Is it good?
Spence: That's it, we're watching Reefer Madness.
Aiden: Again?
Glen: Ahh man.
Clay: Whatever.
Ashley: Yes!
Madison: Okay.
Spence: Lets go!
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Nikki and Spence:
This Brownie is yummy!
It's the greatest brownie known to man!
It's chewy! It's nutty!
This brownie's really good!
Don't offer me a macaroon
My brownie suits me fine!
There's frosting on the top,
And best of all, it's mine!
Aiden: Do you really have to sing every time you watch that movie?
Spence: Yeah.
Nikki: uh huh.
Nikki and Spence:
Open the gate and abandon hope
With the ghosts of the kids who got hooked on dope.
Spence: I love that movie!
Madison: I thought it was really good.
Spence: Smoke the Marijuana
Nikki: Sail the sea of sin
Madison: Reach a hot nirvana
Ashley: Tremble from within.
Aiden: Now you two are going to start?
Madison: No, I'm done now.
Ashley: Me too.
Aiden: Good.
Ashley: So, we obviously know your favorite musical. What's your second favorite?
Spence: College Musical.
Aiden: You mean High School Musical?
Spence: No, College Musical.
Nikki: Like we would watch High School Musical.
Ashley: I've never heard of College musical. Have you guys?
Madison: No.
Aiden: Nope.
Clay: No.
Glen: I have.
Clay: You have?
Glen: Yeah…Wait, no, I haven't.
Madison: So what is it?
Spence: What's what?
Madison: College Musical.
Spence: Oh, right. It's a web series on youtube.
Nikki: It's awesome.
Spence: It only has a few episodes though.
Aiden: What's so great about it?
Spence: The songs.
Nikki: Duh.
Glen: That's it?
Spence: Well, it's funny too.
Clay: You guys really love musical comedies, don't you?
Nikki: Yep.
Ashley: Sing one of the songs.
Aiden: What? No, not another one.
Glen: No more.
Clay: Please, no more singing.
Madison: I say you should sing one just because these guys don't want you to.
Spence: Okay.
Nikki: Fine with me.
Aiden: Nooo!
Nikki: We'll sing the first song.
Madison: Okay.
Nikki and Spence:
What to say everyday
When she looks at me
With a question in class
But I'm staring at her…face
And I guess she'll never see
That when my eyes look at hers
There's a thought that occurs
And it's taking control over me.
I want to bone my TA
I want to take her up against the wall
I want to bone my TA
Beauty and brain, baby she's got it all
I'll have her once against the chalkboard
And again on her desk
We'll round base two and base three simultaneously
As I'm thinking what's gonna be next
I want to bone my TA
I want to take her up against the wall
I want to bone my TA
Beauty and brain, baby she's got it all
Aiden: Wow.
Spence: Yeah, got to love that song.
Glen: That's not really one of the songs, is it?
Spence: It sure is.
Ashley: Where do you guys find these things?
Spence: I don't know. It's like we're drawn to them.
Nikki: I want to sing another one.
Spence: Me too.
Madison: I want to hear it.
Ashley: Me too.
Aiden: Me three.
Glen: Really, Aiden?
Clay: I thought you were tired of singing.
Aiden: Yeah, but did you hear that song? This is my kind of show.
Spence: Okay, we'll sing another one, but you have to remember that this part of the show has four people, so each of us will be doing two parts.
Madison: Okay.
Ashley: Proceed.
Madison: Oh, and not all of this one is singing.
Aiden: Okay, start already.
(A.N. - Since this part is kind of confusing I'm going to code it. Nikki is singing Cooper and Danielle. Danielle is going to be like this and Cooper like this. Spence is singing Nate and Jackie. Nate is going to be like this and Jackie like this. Singing, like always, is in italics.)
Spence: Alright, imagine this, a hot girl comes up to you. Minding your own business and she says something real seductive, like uh, ooh you're a naughty boy. Would you cheat? I would and he will too.
That's why they call it sabotage.
Alright, picture this Coop.
We get a hot girl who knows how to flirt
With tight jeans and a low cut shirt
She'll say something like lets go to your room
Nikki: I don't know, that seems kind of wrong.
Spence: That's why they call it sabotage.
Nikki:
We'll throw a party
And get all of our friends to go
When Cooper sees you there
He won't say no, he won't say no
Nikki: Even if this could work, where are we going to find a girl to be all sexual with a complete stranger?
Spence: Oh, I don't know. She'd have to be hot, sexually repressed, and definitely horny…You thinking what I'm thinking?
Nikki: Who are you talking to?
Spence:
I've got the perfect girl we could ask
Sits next to Jackie in our poetry class
Dude, you know Danielle would be perfect.
Nikki: You know, she could actually work.
Spence: That's the spirit.
Spence and Nikki: That's why they call it sabotage.
Nikki: You're a closet hottie
Spence: What does that even mean?
Nikki:
And now it's time to come out of the dark
And once Cooper's here
You'll win his heart
You'll win his heart
Okay, that's it, I'm calling.
Spence: Okay, don't be too obvious.
Nikki: I won't, I'm calling his friend Nate.
Spence: Danielle's calling me.
Nikki: Danielle, Danielle?
Spence: Yeah, Danielle, Danielle…Hey Danielle, Danielle.
Nikki: Oh, hi, hi. Uh, so Jackie and I are having this awesome party tonight and you and Cooper should totally come by.
Spence: We'll be there.
Danielle's having a party.
Spence: Did they say they would go?
Nikki: Dude, that's great.
Nikki: Hey, Jackie, you got this, you know.
Nikki and Spence: This could be my chance tonight.
Nikki keeps singing.
Spence: Dude, take a breath.
Nikki singing.
Spence: This is getting ridiculous.
Nikki singing.
Spence: I don't know why I help you.
Nikki still singing.
Spence: I, personally, cannot wait for this song to be over.
Nikki: Nate? Nate, wait up.
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Okay, I'm going to be putting the link to the first College Musical into my profile. Hopefully, since it's an original series it won't get deleted like the Reefer Madness on youtube did. The first College Musical song is from episode 1 and the second from episode 3.
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