Minion: A Few Hundred Drastic Changes Under King Kirby

Chapter Thirty-Eight: More Studying and More Yelling

If Bandana Dee had another job to choose, he definitely would not be a teacher.

"Bandana Dee, can we have a break? Now?"

"Midori, we haven't even been here for fifteen minutes."

"Yeah, we haven't, but I wanna go and run around the library."

Bandana Dee glanced around—if Zephyr were here, she'd scare them into going back into studying, but clearly, she wasn't present that day. He'd have to make them sit down by himself. "When Haddle comes back from the bathroom, I'm sending him after you if you don't sit down right now."

That didn't threaten Midori, although it did scare Mitchizuka to some extent. "But he'll agree with us we need to run around and fool around the library! It's only you who doesn't agree, Bandana Dee."

He'd just have to flat out tell them. "No. What do you even want to do in the library, anyway? You're definitely not gonna run around because I will throttle you."

"Like," Midori began, pausing over his words for a couple of seconds, "putting romance books in the children's section?"

"…I am now utterly convinced I should not let you go."

"You're such a—"

"I am not going to take your shit about me being a preschool bully, Mitchizuka. Back to your seat."

Haddle decided to arrive back at the studying group and settled down at his seats, blinking at Midori and Mitchizuka when they sent him pleading expressions before glancing up at Bandana Dee and gesturing to them. "What the hell happened to them?"

"They want to put books under the romance genre in the children's section. I absolutely cannot allow this."

"He's all too caught up in his teacher mode," Mitchizuka sulked. "If this were normal Bandana Dee we're talking about, he'd agree to it in a heartbeat."

"Pranks I will tolerate but not messing up the library! If you're in dire need of a prank, go and have a word with Jillie."

"Jillie's pranks are fun and stuff but she doesn't wanna go into the library," Midori explained with cheeks puffed. "So Mitchizuka and I gotta take her place and mess it up for her. I'm sure she'll be proud of us."

"If I were her, I'd haunt you in your dreams."

"She can't do that. Jillie's not some… Dream Ghost, or whatever."

"Get back to your seats."

"We are in our seats."

"Fine. Sit in your seats and shut your mouth while I go get some books for you to shut up over."

29 July 2014 SGT: I think you better read this because I have some stuff to say.

This story is going to take a one-week break—but on the other hand, I'll also be rewriting some chapters for Minion: 100 Ways of Ridding of Boredom. I'm not rewriting every single chapter (like hell I'm rewriting 101 chapters) but I will rewrite those that I think need to be rewritten. (and i'll also be correcting up some slip ups i know i've made.)

Annnd I'll also be rethinking the A/N format so if it changes don't be like "oh gosh TechnoDee's off her meds" because no.