Hey everyone, sorry about this chapter taking a while, I had 3 assessments, 2 tests and work all on the same week, I had and still don't, have much time on my hands. So without further ado…here's the chapter.

"Speaking": bjiuu/ summoning

'Thinking: bjiuu/ summoning

Fire style: fireball jutsu: jutsu/ attacks (although rasengan and chidori and all those moves will be just their own name)

Don't own Naruto

Previously, on Naruto uzumaki the rising ninja…

"Who are you and what have you done to kushina, she would have killed me for the fact I knew another woman."

Now that caused both kushina and shakiri to blink at Naruto for a few minutes…before shakiri started to laugh like a hyena and kushina started to clench her fist…

Soon kushina was surrounded in a red aura, which then soon split up her long red-hair into nine tendrils.

"….what did you just say…" asked kushina in an overly nice voice….causing Naruto to backpedal into a wall…

"N-nothing dearest…." Spoke Naruto pleading to every god he knew….including the one who was laughing while leaning on a light post a few metre's to his left.

Suddenly kushina's evil red aura disappeared and kushina was back to her normal self.

"Good! Now you are taking both me and shakiri out for dinner later on. The reason for that….well since I kinda owe shakiri my life…she had asked if she could share something with me…andthatsomethingwasyou." Spoke kushina, starting off nervously and finishing off quickly as she covered her blushing face with her hands.

Naruto blinked once, twice, three times and finally got a lost look in his eyes as he figured out what kushina said. He then felt two massive breast's push against his back.

"Well Naruto…how does it feel hitting the jackpot?"

Now

"Shit….kami….if you can hear me….WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO ON A FUCKING DATE!" shouted Naruto as he looked towards the sky as he sat on top of his father's stone face.

It had been no more than three hours since he left kushina and shakiri to get ready for their date, and he had no clue what to do. It wasn't like he had a tou-san to teach him all this crap.

Naruto looked down at the village below him and sighed, cant something interesting happen? Just this once…..

Naruto suddenly jolted his head up…..before widening his eyes and laughing extremely loud…

"Oh kami! Oh kami! Hahahahah… thanks for that…" muttered Naruto as he looked out towards the direction of kumo, where three of his shadow clones just dispelled.

(Clone one)

The Naruto clone was seen hiding in the corner of a gay bar, watching as omoi woke up, only to find himself spread eagle and suspended from the ground…while also naked….

Within moments the bar was filled with screams….

Poof

(Clone 2)

Another Naruto clone watched as karui woke up from her nap….only to find her skin all wrinkly and old…she then noticed where she was….

A senior resort….

Poof

(Clone 3)

Samui opened her blue eyes and quickly narrowed them as she glanced against the plain room she was in.

Seeing as how nothing was there but a single door on the opposite side of the room, samui attempted to stand up….

Before she looked down and saw that her breast's increased to triple tsunade's size….

Samui looked at her breasts for a moment…..before crying about how much her back hurt.

The Naruto clone poofed out of existence when he saw samui's breasts jiggle when she attempted to stand.

(Original)

We now find Naruto holding his gut as he watched what the personal hell was for the three kumo shinobi, however, he didn't understand why samui was having a nightmare about her breasts being bigger….

Naruto then sat up and looked at the village once again...before giving off a sigh….

"Well….I could ask jiji….haven't seen the old man in a while" With that, the kami no shinobi disappeared with the wind.

(Park)

Hiruzen smiled slightly as he watched children run past him, each eager to play with their friends.

It brought him joy as he watched the children of the village enjoy their childhood, unlike his own.

"Jeez, I know your old jiji, but I would have expected you to be training since you got all this spare time on your hands."

Hiruzen smile grew as he heard a certain voice behind him. Pushing himself off the wooden seat he was on. He turned to face Naruto uzumaki, standing in a position that had the light shining off him, giving off the illusion of him being a god, if the golden light surrounding him said so.

Walking forward, Hiruzen moved his arms wide, mimicking Naruto as he too copied Hiruzen's movements.

Soon, the unofficial grandson hugged his jiji for the first time in three or so years.

Eventually, the hug ended, releasing the two as they gave large grins at each other.

Hiruzen smiled at Naruto and placed a hand on his shoulder.

"Naruto my boy, it's been too long. How are you?" asked Hiruzen, only to get Naruto to grin slightly at him.

"I'm doing good jiji….but erm….can you help me out with something…" asked Naruto, getting a raised eyebrow from Hiruzen.

"Ok…what do you need?" asked Hiruzen, watching as Naruto nervously glanced around the park with his hand scratching the back of his head.

"I need…um…dating…advice…I'm going on a date with kushina and shakiri an-" Naruto stopped when he looked at Hiruzen's face, which held nothing but shock.

"ku-kushina?" asked Hiruzen, making sure he heard the right name.

Naruto tilted his head slightly.

"Yea…kushina uzumaki…my girlfriend….and mother to my daughter…." Said Naruto slowly, watching as Hiruzen's face went pure white.

"Naruto…you do know that….kushina's your mother….right?" asked Hiruzen, expecting Naruto to become shocked…only to watch as Naruto raised his eyebrow.

"What are you….oh? Wow I can't believe baa-chan hadn't told you about kushina. Well…since I'm here already I might as well tell you."

After that sentence, Naruto explained everything about kushina, and how she was a reincarnation of the original kushina.

Hiruzen looked shocked throughout the entire explanation, before deciding that he couldn't be bothered with it anymore.

"So…you need dating advice do you? Well….first things first….you need to look good, so I suggest that you get some good cloths. Second, you should find a go place to hold your date. It could be at the movies, dinner a karaoke bar, something fun. That's generally it, so just make sure that the two are having fun, and it will be a successful night ok." Said Hiruzen as he started to walk away, giving a slight wave to Naruto as he disappeared into the street next to the park.

Naruto scratched his head slightly as he looked towards a certain shop…

"Well…that could work…"

Ok, so short chapter I know, because of this, I am planning to have another lemon appear later in the next few chapters, so there's something to wait on. Any way's I gotta skedaddle people, remember to leave a review if you want, later!