Things My Little Brother Asks

by Dana-Eliza

Gaara asks Kankuro and Temari the most embarrassing questions and they need to find the right way to answer them. Crack fic, really short chapters and a very unknowing Gaara. Before Shippuden. Now translated in French - /s/11475622/1/Things-My-Little-Brother-Asks

36. Gaara hires a prostitute

So I almost didn't update today... I have been getting lost in Attack on Titan and uhh forgot... Sorry :( But then DestinyBlitz reminded me! So thank her for that and the idea for this chapter as well! Enjoy!

PS: Go watch Attack on Titan and then when you finished that, go read the manga, because like you can really stop? And then we can become best friends and talk about this amazing thing that is Attack on Titan. I am addicted... Help me T.T

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'Uh, Gaara. Who is this?'

'Mhmm? Oh, this is a girl who offered her services for a good price, so I hired her.'

'… What kind of services?'

'She didn't really specify, but I'm assuming something with cleaning. She has been asking about the bedroom a lot, so I told her to go, but apparently I need to come along and point some stuff out or something.'

'Uh, don't let her in the bedroom, Gaara. Just show her the door.'

'Why? I paid money for her, so it would really be a waste. But you can borrow her. She said she wouldn't mind doing multiple people, so she could clean your room as well.'

'Oh, god. Gaara, where did you even find her?'

'Just around town somewhere. She was really trying to find someone. So I am just helping out. Why do you have such a problem with her, Kankuro?'

'… Because she's half naked!'

'Don't judge someone on the way they dress, brother.'

'But…'

'No! Now go away. She needs to clean the kitchen.'

Characters © Masashi Kishimoto

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