Orochimaru and Kabuto seemed utterly unphased that they were severely outnumbered with Manda on their side, in fact Orochimaru even chuckled and said "Well it looks like I have the chance to get hands on three Uchiha today, my what a great day it is."

Kabuto smirked "Orochimaru sama may I have one to experiment on?"

Orochimaru licked his lips "Of course Kabuto but Sasuke kun is mine."

Itachi grimaced and whispered to his future father "Are you weirded out that he's taking about us like animals? Cuz quite frankly it's freaking me out."

Sasuke shivered "I'm not only freaking out, I'm beyond annoyed as well."

Obito sighed "Of course neither of you two care what I think about this."

Sasuke handed Calcifer to Sakura and stated bluntly "You die so you don't have to worry."

Obito grabbed Kakashi sensei's side "Why are they so mean to me!"

Kakashi sensei petted his head sympathetically "Ignore them they're just jealous."

Both Uchiha in question responded "Of what?"

Obito clutched him tighter "That's it! Just for that I'm gonna castrate Uncle Fugaku when I get back, let's see how clever you two are when you won't even be born! Mwuahaha!"

Haku raised an eyebrow and whispered to Naruto "Hey Dad what's his problem?"

Naruto shrugged "Uchiha envy I think, don't even try to understand it cuz all you'll do is turn yourself in circles trying to figure out his works."

Orochimaru said "Your useless babble annoys me. Manda lets go!"

Iruka's eyes widened "Guys don't want to panic you or anything but giant snake incoming!"

Naruto bit his thumb "Oh yeah! Let's see how he does against this, summoning jutsu!"

A giant puff of smoke later and all the time travellers were stood on top of Gamabunta who barely had time to dodge Manda's strike.

Gamabunta was less than impressed "How dare you summon me you little snot!"

Naruto stomped on his head "Hey boss toad now is not the time for talking we have a fight to win!"

Sakura gasped at the view of the scenery, she hadn't known Naruto was able to pull off something like this she had heard about it of course but seeing it was definitely something else, Kakashi spun in a small circle singing "I'm on a toad, on the road, with a load of shinobi in the future! I'm on a toad, on the road, with a load of shinobi in the future! I'm on a toad. I'm on a toad. I'm on a toad, on the road, with a load of shinobi in the future!"

Minato still holding his swirling rasengan threw a kunai near Orochimaru and flashed over slamming it into his chest "Rasengan!"

Orochimaru flew back before he turned into a mud clone.

Minato growled and flashed back onto Gamabunta's head, "Don't let your guard down."

Orochimaru emerged from a tree below "Manda get them!"

Manda hissed "I will end you!"

Gamabunta shouted "All right one of you up there better know a fire jutsu, toad oil!"

Before they had any say Sasuke, Obito, Itachi and Kakashi sensei were flung forward to provide said fire jutsu, all at once they went "Fire style, Fireball jutsu!"

Well except Sasuke who got a little tongue tied and mispronounced the world, instead he had said what sounded like "Furball jutsu!"

The end result he was on his knees hacking like a cat with a hairball, he hacked and coughed up a furball sized fireball the bounced off Gamabunta's body towards the ground. Instead of watching the fire ignite the oil in a cool fiery blaze that dissuaded Manda from finishing his attack they had watched his spectacle with varying looks.

Naruto's twitching into a grin "Dude."

Whilst Itachi shook his head sighing "Aw Dad."

Kakashi sensei unfortunately copied the technique with his sharingan "And that was supposed to do…. What exactly?"

Sasuke got up "It was meant to do that I swear!"

Gaara sipped at his sake watching Sasuke's little furball fireballs progress as the Uchiha tried to defend himself, Sakumo poked Kakashi sensei's side "Maybe you should have taught him better old man."

The little furball fireball finally hit the ground near Orochimaru, who was about to boast about his evil plan, the promptly set the forest on fire faster then they could blink. Sasuke pointed triumphantly "And that you doubting morons is what was meant to happen!"

Naruto, Haku, Itachi, Kushina, Shizuku, Obito, Iruka and Sakura still craddling Calcifer had huddled together to listen as Kakashi still giddy loudly whispered "Noooo he didn't! It was totally a mistake a quake! Hehe!"

Obito patted his shoulder "Take a nap before you hurt yourself, I totally agree I mean no offence Sakura and Sasuke spawn but he made a major boo boo just then."

Sakura and Itachi shrugged, Sakura said "Eh none taken I know now that Sasuke kun has flaws that I'm going to beat out of him even if it kills me."

Itachi nodded "And trust me she will, beat him that is, not die."

Sasuke twitched "I am still here you know."

Iruka grinned "Oh we know."

Kushina added "We just don't care."

Meanwhile Orochimaru had been surrounded by the blaze in an instant and had started shrieking "KABUTO! MANDA! SAVE ME YOU IDIOTS!"

Kabuto who hadn't actually contributed to the battle thus far examined the situation, "My contract doesn't cover a 'What to do' in these circumstances."

Kushina laughed "That's a polite way of saying he's quit so you're on your own slither puss!"

Orochimaru began stamping his feet "You treacherous little weasel if you don't help me I'll make you pay dearly!"

Manda looked at his summoner then at Gamabunta, Gamabunta puffed on his pipe then said "Can you really be bothered to battle today?"

Manda thought about it then looked once more at Orochimaru who's purple bow had set on fire, "Not particularly."

Gamabunta hmmed "Wanna mutually disperse then?"

Manda nodded then without further chatter they both popped out of existence, the time travellers stood on thin air for a few seconds, Obito said "Where did the toad go?"

–missing lines where Gamabunta was- before they fell towards the ground.

Naruto yelled "Dammit Boss toad you could have put us down first!"

Gaara remained calm casually laid back even as they plummeted toward the Earth finishing the last cup of his sake. He sighed disappointedly when the bottle held no more "Why is the sake gone?"

Minato said "I ask myself that all the time!" even as he wind milled his arms trying to think of a no-splat ending for them all.

Sasuke took back Calcifer from Sakura even as he and Naruto were trying to out yell each other with Sasuke going "Ahhhhh!"

Whilst Naruto yelled "Yaaaaahhhhh!"

Then Sasuke countered with "WOOOOAAAHHH!"

Then Naruto followed up with "AIIIIIIEEEE!"

Not to be out done Sasuke shouted "BLOODY HELL!"

Naruto caught on and shrieked "OH MY KAMI!"

"WE'RE GONNA DIE!"

"NO SHIT SHERLOCK!"

"WE'RE DOOMED!"

"NO YAH THINK?"

"WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?"

"YOUR MOM!"

There was a silence all round as they looked at Naruto who looked surprised himself, "Heh that just sorta came out. What?"

Sasuke and Itachi looked a cross between pissed and morbidly fascinated, Kushina twisted in mid air "Sasuke's mom? That's Mikoto isn't it?"

Haku shuddered "Aw Dad! I did not want the image of you lusting over an old person that's my best friends grandma oh man that just isn't right!"

Naruto blushed "No I didn't mean I like her like that, I mean hell I only seen the woman once!"

Sasuke clenched his fingers "You…You wanna do my mom! When you're gonna marry Hinata and have kids! What the hell is wrong with you dobe?"

Naruto crossed his arms "I don't wanna do your mom bastard! But so what if I did? She's an attractive nice pretty lady."

Minato shook his head "My son has the hots for Sasuke's mom. Jiraiya is soooo dead when I see him again."

Sasuke's sharingan eyes spun into action "Stop thinking my mom is attractive this instant!"

Naruto poked his tongue out "Make me!"

Sasuke growled "You wanna do my mom?"

"Well I can't since she's ah… passed on and all."

Sasuke waved a hand "Ignoring that, if she was still alive would you wanna do my mom?"

Naruto rolled his eyes sensing no matter what he said they wouldn't give in unless he said "Yes."

Sasuke clenched his fist "You wanna do my mom?"

"Yes I do."

"YOU wanna do MY mom."

"Yes."

There was a silence from both people until Sasuke said "2000 ryou."

Naruto grinned "Deal!"

Kakashi sensei smacked them both over the head, as did Sakura and Rin.

Naruto looked at Rin with teary eyes "OW Rin what did you hit me for?"

Rin dusted off her knuckles "I did it for Hinata since she isn't here."

Obito said "Rin we haven't even met Hinata."

Rin put her hands on her hips "So! It's the principle of the thing."

Iruka coughed "Um not to disturb this little pow-wow but we're about the fall into a fiery demise any second now."

They all looked down and started screaming, apart from Kakashi who yelled "Weeeee!" and Gaara who sighed "Have I got to do everything around here?" And caught them all on floating sand platforms, Shizuku jumped up "Yes! You the man!"

Gaara stared at her demonically with dark aura rolling off him so she added "Well….sorta…"

Orochimaru had managed to climb up a tall tree away from the fire, now missing his cremated purple bow, he pointed a angry finger at the time travellers "You'll pay for this! All of you, I shall not rest until every single one of you is suspended in my own special formula's in my laboratory where I will use my most deadly and harsh experiments on you!"

He waited for the customary protest and resistance of how such a thing wouldn't happen to the 'heroes' when he noticed they weren't even paying attention but instead playing cards.

Sakura asked "Shizuku do you have any threes?"

Orochimaru yelled "I will destroy you for this!"

Kabuto appeared behind him and poked him in the back hands glowing with chakra, Orochimaru crumpled to the ground dead.

The time travellers did notice this and watched on in shock, Kabuto blinked "It worked? It actually worked! Well who'd of though severing his heart from his circulatory system would actually kill him?"

Rin snorted "Uh just about any idiot you ask since the heart is kind of essential."

Kabuto cackled "Well it doesn't matter for now I will take Orochimaru's place!"

Kushina took Gaara's empty sake bottle and tossed it as his head "Oh yeah! Well take this!"

The bottle struck true knocking his glasses off his face, Gaara floated over to the downed ninja feeling around for his specs and kicked him off his perch down into the flames. They watched him fall and winced as he was immediately turned to ash as soon as hit them, Iruka commented "I can't believe that worked."

Sakumo sniffed distastefully as he petted his nin dog Icha "I can't believe that fire, man what was in that furball justu? I mean that's some strong stuff."

Sasuke puffed his chest out proudly "Oh you know just a little something I created in my spare time."

Kakashi sensei tapped his shoulder "Mah that's great Sasuke but we would really like to put it out now."

Sasuke swallowed heavily "Put… It…Out?" He took note how the flames were spreading taller and stronger, "Ah anyone got any good water jutsu's they'd like to suggest?"

Sakumo rolled his eyes "All right Shizuku, Kushina, Old man and Forth Hokage let's extinguish this fire."

Together they pooled together to create a powerful rainstorm jutsu that managed to just barely put out the flames, Sasuke looked positively gleeful about that fact.

Obito snorted "Oh don't look so smug what if the fire couldn't have been extinguished? Then what? In case you forgot genius we live in the hidden LEAF village ergo a ton of burning material."

Before anyone could comment Naruto, Haku and Kushina practically collapsed "Need. Ramen." They moaned as their stomachs growled loudly.

Minato laughed "OK we'll eat first then move to a different time."

Itachi grinned a little "So you guys are going to stay a bit longer?"

Minato jerked a thumb over his shoulder at the practically comatose Uzumaki trio "Well we couldn't exactly leave without our powerhouse to transport us. Gaara if you could please take us away?"

Gaara mockingly saluted "Aye captain."

Then he floated them in the direction of the leaf village, Kakashi was slumped by the Uzumaki eyes drooping "I feel-" he face planted into the sand as the sake finally took full effect and he passed out.