Yaku- DAMN I'm ON A ROLL TONIGHT! This morning.. I don't know.. to me its still night at 1 am… I LOVE THE SUMMER! I get to sleep till 12pm..or stay in bed till 12 and not go to sleep till about 5 in the morning. Well something I've said a lot.. ONWARD!

From- DreamerAngel16

Hot snapskies, I'm back! The Akatsuki gets nicknames! Well, I have a few
suggestions (shifty eyes)...

These are listed in order of how much I like them:

Itachi: Pretty boy, Tachi-kun, Weasel

Deidara: Blond-Bombshell, Boomer, Blondie, Sempai

Kisame: Fishstix (nuff said...)

Konan: Flower, Queen of Blackmail

Tobi: Cookie (nuff said...)

Pein: Fluffy, Metal Gear

Sasori: Red-Head, Smexi, Strawberry

Yaku: Random, Leader-sama

Zetsu: Pansy, Senor Cesped ( That's Spanish for Mr. Grass)

Hidan: Riot, Killa

Kakuzu: Moneybags, Stitchezz,

I hope you like my suggestions! Oh and to you Pein sorry for my first choice
but I just couldn't resist after Yaku named you Sunshine :)

And to Deidara, Nice job killin Ino! Oh and can I call you my sempai?

To Sasori, you're still awesome. (huggles)

Itachi- I want to be known as Tachi-Kun 3.

Deidara- Blonde-Bombshell definitely

Kisame- Then I suppose I am fishstix…

Yaku- Well hey you are what you eat.

Konan- Ahh Yes I am the Queen Of blackmail aren't I?

Yaku & Pein- Yeah and it gets pretty damn annoying at times…..

Tobi- Tobi LIKES COOKIES!

Yaku- Again you are what you eat….

Pein-…..I don't want to choose much….

Yaku- Then Your name is fluffy and I shall name you fluffy and you shall be my fluffy… as you're hair is fluffy… (plays with his spiked hair)..well it looks fluffy….

Pein- -.- You're hair is the same as mine….

Sasori- What about the Smexi Strawberry?

Yaku- (Evil chuckle) Why yes I am Leader-Sama

Zetsu-.. Senior Cesped

Hidan- RIOT BITCHES!

Yaku- LETS START A RIOT A RIOT LETS START A RIOT DA NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH! Hehehehe…

Kakuzu-.. I shall be moneybags…….NOW SOMEONE GIVE ME MONEY! M M M M M MMMMMM YEAH!

Yaku- FOAMY!

Kakuzu- Maybe….(shifty)

Yaku- heheheh squirrels…..

Pein- (sitting on the floor by this point)… I don't much care… (still having his hair played with by Yaku)

Yaku- Hehehe I'm Glad people like when I called him Sunshine.

Deidara- Yes you can call me Sempai.. and I'm glad yet another likes my destruction of Ino Un.

Sasori- (gets huggled) .

Yaku- Ya know just outta curiosity…. Are all of my reviewrs girls? Or are there boys in there cause I haven't paid much attention….(stops playing with Pein's hair)

Pein- Finally…

Zetsu- That's a good question……

Yaku- Well onward andd……A NEW FACE!

From- AT Fan

hello um Yaku can I join please?/?

um Pein ILoveyou...

Konan YES BLACKMAIL FUN

UM THATS ALL

Yaku-hmm… I know I drew the line awhile ago..but.. WHY NOT! (throws a cloak at you)

Pein- In what way….?

Konan-… Yeah cause he's seems to be distracted with Yaku……

Pein- DAMNIT I AM NOT! (blush)

Deidara- (looks at Kisame)

Kisame- (Looks at Deidara)

Kisame & Deidara- (they dance in a circle all chibi) PEIN'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND PEIN'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND!

Pein-…No I don't.. Yaku Isn't my girlfriend…. (blushyness)

Yaku- (blush) He's not my boyfriend…

Konan- Hide it as much as you like but It's inevitable one day you two will go out with each other…. (recording them) YES I LOVE BLACKMAIL!

Yaku- (blush goes away) that reminds me… Dog Huh? I LOVE DOGS! LOYAL CANINES HOW WE SALUTE THEE!

Pein-..what? (no blushyness anymore)

Yaku- If anyone reading this knows who Roy Mustang is you'd know what I'm talking about… Hmm While I'm on the subject I'll say one more… And on that day.. All female officers…. will be required to wear.. TINY MINI-SKIRTS! Okay I'm done now. Well Three's a charm Here's another!

From- Chelsea

HI GUYS! Oh my god im in a crisis situation! Since Deidara seems to ,like
someone else my brain is going out of wack so im starting to like SASGAY!
HELP! Do soemthing to make me hate him!

Itachi: WEASEL!

Deidara:Im ignoring you till you get who you like better!

Sasori:Till Deidara figures out who he likes better me or that Zasumi
person...ART IS EVERLASTING!

Hidan:JASHINISM HAS SO MANY BENIFITS!

Kakuzu:When you think about it your name does sound like a cure for the
common cold...Who agrees?

Tobi:Hugs him back If you die ill never hug anyone again!

I request to speak with Gaara!

Gaara:Hey Gaara! Can I hang with you for a while Deidara might not love me as
much as he used to!

Inuyasha: Go down a well?...Why do i have a feeling he wants me dead...

Sakura:DIE DIE!

Ino:NO DEIDARA HWO COULD YOU SHE WAS THE AWSOMEST GIRL CHARACTER I DEMAND SHE
BE BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE!

Yaku- Well to get you to hate Sasuke all I'd think it would take would be He's related to Itachi, His name has Uke In it…. And he has more fangirls than he should.

Itachi- Yes that is what my name means…

Yaku- ITACHI-ZAME? WEASLE SHARK?! WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!

Deidara-…. Fine I like you more Un… Ruts and I are more friends I suppose…..Un.

Sasori- (Hugs Chelsea) Yes Yes it is.

Hidan- YOU BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE IT DOES!

Kakuzu- How so?

Yaku- I'm curious as to how but now I think so too..

(they all nod)

Tobi- Don't worry Chelsea-chan I wont die.

Yaku- (Drags Gaara in by the arm)

Gaara- Fine.. he still looks pretty unsure..though he chose…come. (has you follow him)

Inuyasha-.. Not what I meant…..

Yaku-… Zetsu Ate sakura….already so yeah.. she's dead…

Deidara- That's one thing I cant do Un.

Yaku-…. Even if you could I'd kill her my self….. because my beliefs are that the most awesome naruto girl characters are Tsunade, Tayuya, Konan, Kurenai, Anko and Temari… But I like Anko The best.. I'm a lot like her from what my friends say.. as far as the weird dementedness goes..and other wise somehow I'm a mix of Pein and shikamaru….but that's according to my friends….

Pein- I don't see how that's possible…

Yaku- Well If you were lazy…hmm.. I'm sorry and I must apologize..to everyone.. it hasn't been very eventful at all today.. find it in you're hearts to forgive Leader-sama. Goodbye.