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I thought i would update tonight, so that none of you hade to worry about the guys. None of them are hurt(Physically at least) Just like promised:)

EPOV

"EMMETT LOOK OUT!" Jacob interrupted.

OH shit

"Mother Fucker! where did that come from?!" I yelled and swerved away from the FedEX box. Lets just say my swerving skills need to be improved. All four of us heard a loud annoying screech as my jeep came into contact with the big blue heap of metal.

"Oh. My. God." I said when we had come to a complete stop.

Jacob and Jasper were laughing their asses off in the back of the car while Edward was sitting into the front seat holding on for dear life. I could see his white knuckles in the dark light.

"My Baby!" I screamed. If I was drunk before this sobered me up. I that guess me screaming was funny to the two fucktards in the back. They were now starting to make the jeep shake they were so load.

"Shut up!" I yelled and turned to glare at them. I didn't hear another noise out of them as I proceeded to get out, praying that the scratch wasn't that noticeable.

"Fuck." I whispered under my breath. It was noticeable alright. It looked like someone and taken a steel football and ground the laces into the side of My Baby.

"How bad is it?" Edward asked.

"I can't really say? It's not good if that, is what you were hoping?" I wined. I was almost in tears. How could this of happened. To my jeep. The thing that had always been there for me.

"Oh shit." I thought again, only this time out loud. "How am I going to hide this from Bella?" I asked frantically.

The back seat roared with laughed once again.

"Alright!" I screamed and opened one of the side doors. "You two bitches," I pointed to Jacob and Jasper. "Out!"

"We'll stop." Jasper said while he was trying to muffle his laughter by shoving fries into his mouth.

Where the hell did those things come from?

"Yeah. Scout's honor." Jacob laughed with food in his mouth, spaying it all over the side of Jasper face.

"No, I'm serious. Out. There is only about a block and I half left anyways." I said.

"But. . ." Jasper stated.

"Move!" I growled and pointed toward the direction of the dorm.

"Ok. Geesh." Jacob said and started gather up his jacket and shoes.

Why were his shoes off?

They got out and started walking as I got back in.

"WAIT! I FORGOT THE FRIES!" I heard Jasper cry in agony as I sped off. I answered him with throwing my middle finger out the window.

I pulled into an empty parking space and got out. Edward came over to my side and looked at the scratch, just laughing and shaking his head.

"Well." I said, gestured toward the thing as to what we are going to do about it.

"Not my problem." He chuckled and walking into the building.

"Well fuck you too!" I yelled at him as the building door closed.

"Is there a problem son?" I heard a man ask. I turned to see a middle aged security guard walking from his car a few feet away.

"No sir. Not at all. I was just going inside to go to bed. Rough night you know?" I said as I started to make my way toward the door.

"Yes. Yes. I do know. You do know that this is an all girls dorm right?" He asked curiously.

Fuck. Could things get any worse?

"Umm yes, but you see my girlfriend, she's pregnant and well. . ." I tried to come up with a decent explanation, but came out blank.

"Young man have you been drinking. I don't think that your football couch would be to happy about that." He said.

I was wrong. They could get worse.

"Of course not officer. I'm not even legal age. I wouldn't be drinking, and even if I had been I would never drive." I said werily.

"Well, then you wouldn't mind taking a breathaliser test, now would you?" He asked.

Damnit. They could get A LOT worse.

"Alright. Ok. I have had just a little bit, but that was because we were celabrating a late New Years since I wasn't here to have one with my friends." I lied. I gave him my best grin. He obviously didn't like it.

"Oh no sonny. I've heard that one too many times before. I think your going to have to come down to the campus security building with me." he reached for my hand, but I jerked away. I looked around for a way to get me out of this, that's when I saw Jasper and Jacob walking down the sidewalk singing 'The Ants Go Marching One by One'. They were obviously plastered, but they were my only hope. I had to try.

"JASPER! Hey buddy how's it going?!" I yelled and they both stopped to look at me.

"See officer. They were at the late New Years Party with me, they will tell you all about it. Wont you guys?" I asked, suggesting for them to follow along, but they didn't. Instead then just walked right past us.

"Fy Steeler." Jasper said on his way by.

BPOV

Edward walked in and awoke me. I looked around to see that all the other girls had fallen asleep too.

"Hey, where are the others?" I whispered.

"Still outside. There was some, umm. Difficulties. No big deal though. They will be up in a minute." He smirked and went to go wake up Victoria so he could take her to her dorm. She had just moved into it before we left for New York. She was now a student at our school.

"Oh. Ok?" I yawned and got up to turn off the TV.

Jasper and Jacob walked in next.

"Oh Ali-poo. Duke is home to play!" He called and Alice jumped up, startled. But she immediately smiled at the name Jasper used.

"Duke?" I mouth to Edward who had Victoria in his arms carrying her out the door. He gestured towards Jasper's pants and I shuddered.

"Eww." I said.

"What come on, Bella. You mean to the tell me after ALL that you and Emmett, you don't even have a name for 'it'?" Alice giggled as she jumped into Jasper's arms. He smiled and walked off toward her bedroom.

"Umm. No?" I yelled as the door was closed.

"Eww." Jacob repeated what I had just said then laughed.

"What's so funny?" I asked.

"Umm, Bella. Exactly how much money do you have on you?" He was laughing hystarically by the time he finished the sentence.

Something's up.

"Why?" I cautioned, trying to pick up the popcorn and drinks from the coffee table.

"Because your boyfriend is down their argueing with a security guard." He laughed as he went to go take Rosalie to bed.

Great.

Did it come across funny at all?

I hope it did. That is what i was going for. And yes, for any of you who read my blogs. The 'fries steeler' wasn't my idea. It did acutally happen. lol

I enjoyed writing this chapter. And i can't wait to write the next one. A little SPOILER - Bella does end up having to go bail Emmett out of Jail :0

Review and tell me if you like me 'trying' to be funny. lol

:)