I know Jigen voice acting guy (yes, that's what I call him cuz I'm awesome) is Richard something or other. And annoying 7-11 voice acting guy who is in every godammed fucking thing and who I hate more than Al Gore, I don't know his name. Blume, Blum, HeythereI'mafuckingretard? Whatever. And this only has to do with Lupin because of Jigen voice acting guy. But I'm in the mood to rip The Ass, oh, I'm sorry mister ego fuck, The Voice, so Ima writin' this here thang. And because I'm bored.

And this has language. Not as much as Adventures in Swearing, but it has unnecessary bits here and there and spaces in between.

Adventures in Voice Actors

Annoying 7-11 voice acting guy was walking down the street. In all his bigheadedness, he was actually strutting. While being dressed as Spike. (Can't think of another character he voiced. xD) Dressed that way to stroke his own ego.

"A park," he sang out in his dull and dreaded voice, one which made some passerbys jump out in front of speeding buses.

He happily skipped to the park.

Also walking to the park was Jigen voice acting guy, dressed as Jigen because Jigen is an awesome character and kicks ass. And because he lost a bet. But more because Jigen is fucking awesome.

The two stopped, face to face, even though they stood a good twenty feet away.

'God damn, that fuckers head is huge,' Jigen voice acting guy thought as he backed away from the grotesque mans mouth breathing, one which made squirrels fall dead from the trees.

"Why hello thar!" annoying ass said as he tried to be funny, but completely failed as Jigen guy glared down at the others disfigured bald head.

Annoying guy obviously missed the point of a wig.

"I challenge you to a voice-off!" annoying guy sang out, birds committing suicide just at the sound.

Jigen guy, standing in all his tall fucking glory, gave the thing before him a confused glance.

"I.... I really don't-"

"Come on, guy," grotesqueman said in his only one known voice, which is oddly his normal speaking voice.

'How in the hell does this talentless hack get any jobs?' Jigen guy wondered.

Jigen guy, annoying by the mouth breathers presence, agreed, if only to get rid of him.

The two went on, annoying guy having an easy time going through his voices, naming off random characters.

Jigen guy didn't know if any of the names were actual characters.

"Tinkerbell!" the ass shouted.

"Okay, now you're just making shit up." Jigen guy was now pissed. And you don't piss off Jigen guy.

But before he could beat The Ass to a pulp a group of annoying ass fans surrounded him, all shrieking at a level only dogs could hear.

'Well, that explains all those dogs throwing themselves in front of cars...' Jigen guy thought. He lowered his hat and walked off, wanting to just get as far away as he could from the annoying asstards and the king of all asses.

As he walked away he heard the shrieks of the fans as they presented annoying 7-11 voice acting guy with an award for the most horrible, talentless, worthless voice actor of all time.

Jigen guy smiled. He didn't have as big a resume, but at least he didn't have that award.

And for a tall ass motherfucker like him, that was all that mattered.