Man I love Animaniacs! They are a gift from God! XD This is my top favorite son to sing when I'm alone and needing cheering up! XD This is more of a special than anything, but all the same enjoy and have fun!
The Macadamia Nut
~Alex POV
I walked into the music room tired. After the amusement park I hadn't recovered so well and then going over to Honey's house to spend my week there made it harder since every meal had so much sugar in it, not that I hated it! I loved it so much, but I had been on a week full sugar buzz, in class I couldn't sit still for ten seconds!
Honey smiled at me as I walked in and asked, "Want a slice of cake?"
"N..no, I think I've had too much sweet things lately." My stomach groaned in pain from all the sweet things I had.
I threw my bag on the ground and walked over to Kyoya who was writing something in his book. He looked at each page seriously and gave me a glare as I began to read over his shoulder.
"Can I help you?" He asked closing his book.
Smiling I said, "Thought you'd never ask." I jumped into a chair next to him. "Let's talk… karaoke."
He froze and then said, "No free slots."
"No I mean today, I already called and made the reservation and cancelled your order of tea for today." I grinned at him and showed him the plans I made.
A sudden chill went down my back, a chill of someone watching me… NO! Glaring at me. I looked behind me only to find a half alive twin. I pocked his face, it was Kaoru. He whispered, "Stop him."
Looking up I saw where the glares had come from. Kaoru must have gotten hit by one of Hikaru's glares that were for me and had been half killed. Hikaru would looked over at me and glare, but pretend to be looking at something else and then continue looking around the room.
"What's up with him?" I asked helping the corpse of Kaoru stand.
He shrugged and said, "He's been like that ever since the park. Did something happen between you two?"
Besides me falling asleep and catching a cold during the merry-go-round nothing came to mind. I shook my head and looked off at him. Our eyes met and stayed like that for a moment, and then he blushed and looked away. Is he sick? Did I say something to make him mad?
Grabbing my bag I accounted, "We are going karaoke!"
TIME JUMP!
We stood inside a large room, the screen had song names all over it and there were several couches. I ran and jumped onto my throne.
"You guys will love it here!" I said reassuring everyone who looked around scared.
Just then our waiter came in. "Hey… ALEX!" He smiled and he ran over to me. "You've been like missing ever since that magician came! Where've you been hiding?"
I laughed and said, "I'm a host so I can only come on my days off, but these guys haven't seen the light so can you sneak us a few extra songs and maybe a pizza or two."
"Well last time…" He trailed off and said, "As long as you don't go nuts."
"Me nuts, never." I smiled and began to laugh.
He left with our order and the ladies sat down. They looked at each song and began to choose. The other hosts tried to figure out how I knew him, but I kept that my little secret.
"What did he mean when he said nuts? You do something?" Haruhi asked picking out her songs.
I shrugged and said, "I crossed my fingers so you'll see." I grinned at her.
Kyoya sang first! I began to laugh as I realized he had picked a rapping song without knowing it! He tried his hardest to keep with the beat, and in fact he wasn't half bad if he hadn't sounded like he was reading from a food list.
Next was Honey who chose Barney, just what I needed, more little kid stuff. (A/N: Kill Barney with me!)
Mori decided to sing War… if fit him so well and he even got a few laughs out of it.
Haruhi sang If I Was a Rich Girl… everyone laughed at her since one she was thought to be a guy and two everyone else was stinking rich! I patted her back as she walked away from the mic.
The twins sang some song I never heard of and hope to never hear again. They seemed so proud of it until I told them it that it's about a guy who is making fun of a girl to make her feel like he is the only thing good for. Feeling bad I let them have my song, YMCA.
Tamaki sang Don't Stop Believin' since he didn't know any of the other songs. He really got into it and started to go all out.
All the ladies had to leave, but the hosts stayed to sing more since we still had another twenty songs thanks to me. Just as my song came on and I began to laugh the door opened and Natsume, the guy who worked there, came in. He shouted, "You promised!"
I began to laugh and say, "I am NOT trying to be annoying."
Before he could get the microphone away I grabbed it and sang, "I act like a nut, so they call me Macadamia! I dance like a klutz on a show called Ouran! Am I a cutie? Absolutely! And a beauty, you can bet your patootie!"
Natsume sighed and grabbed the other mic and sang with me and Haruhi, "But if you touch me, or even get near me I'll have you arrested, do you hear me?"
He looked at me and smiled. Hikaru then grabbed a mic and shared it with Kaoru, "Alex is a nut, so they call her Macadamia! She's cracked in the head, and kooky in the brainia. Each line in this song sounds pretty much the sameia. Oy, Macadamia!"
Tamaki looked at us and said, "Daaah..."
"Donde que vas a Nintendo Macadamia. Hola que pasa you grande sack o' grania. Qui a coupé le fromage, we abstainia. Oy, Macadamia!"
The twins burp and making discusting noises.
"Now, please don't mention by twins, the ones they call wakkorenos. He's always burping every hour, so I threw him out of the tower."
"Whoooaaaaaa!" The twins yelled as I pushed them off a chair.
I laughed and said into the microphone, "Now come on, what did you want me to do? He was grossing me out! And I'm just a cute little thing. So don't cross me!"
The twins looked up at me and sang into the mic, "She's cracked like a nut, so they call her Macadamia. Whenever she gets mad, you'll experience painia. Cuts and bruises you will sustainia. Oy, Macadamia!"
"Narf!" Mori said.
"Lava tus manos, por favor, Macadamia. The world is the goal for Mori and the Honeyia." Sang the twins.
"Otra vez on y vas the repetitive refrainia!" I sang laughing.
"Oy, Macadamia!"
Natsume smiled and said, "Ye-e-ess!!!"
I gave them a look and said, "Don't hate me because I'm cute."
"Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia. Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia. Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia. Oy, Macadamia! Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia. Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia. Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia. Oy, Macadamia!" We all sang making a congo line!
We all laughed, but then Tamaki asked, "I don't get it. What's the joke?"
"Uhhh... Uhhh..."
I grabbed the mic and sang, "I'm a nut who's known as Macadamia. But you can call me by my other nameia. Louisa Francesca Banana-Fanna Bo Besca. Or just plain Alex, the name I flirt to, but if you call me Alexy, I'll have to hurt you."
"Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia. Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia. Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia. Oy, Macadamia! Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia. Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia. Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia. Oy, Macadamia Nuts!"
(Is this pace okay with you guys??)
Special Thanks to Mared and the Jarcuses, -Arashi-Yuuna Fukushima-, kagaminehatsune, and Kittylyn: You guys make me proud to be your writer!
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