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*Rated T for Teen (Unless Otherwise Noted) – Sexual Themes, Language

Author's Note – The sequel to Sporking.

Forking (Rated M)

Seto stifled another groan and went for sighing heavily instead. This whole sporking thing was good and all, but fuck! He couldn't take it anymore!

"Puppy, I love you, but I'm at my limit," the brunet stated hoarsely. At this, Joey just seemed to rub against him even more, taunting him.

"Then do somethin' about it," the blond replied seductively.

"Fine."

"Where are ya goin'?"

"To take a shower."

Joey stared at him blankly before responding. "Why?"

"You told me to do something about it, so I am," Seto grumbled.

The blond growled. "Sometimes ya can be a real idiot, ya know that?"

"Yeah, that's me. The oblivious idiot who knows nothing about simple pleasures," he spat. "You teach me spooning and sporking, but I can't last very long in either of those scenarios. I just want to—"

"—fuck me?"

"Yes! I mean, no! Well, I do, but I know that you don't always want to—"

"No, Seto. Ya misunderstood me. I want ya to fuck me," said Joey, staring up at his lover with lustful eyes.

"…right now?" Seto responded after a moment's pause.

The blond nodded eagerly. "And I can teach ya somethin' new in the process."

"If this is some other kind of cuddling thing, you can count me out."

"I wanna try forkin' with ya," stated Joey.

"Forking?"

"Uh huh."

"And this involves actual sex?"

"Yes."

"Actual intercourse sex?"

"Would ya just get back on the damn bed already?" Joey snapped at him. "And take your clothes off while you're at it."

Seto didn't move. "Is your being demanding part of this forking thing? Because if it is, I don't like it."

"I'll introduce ya to a fork if ya don't get your ass over here!"

Since Seto really didn't want to be assaulted by utensils of any kind, he promptly discarded his clothes and headed for the bed, where he Puppy was already nude.

"Now what?"

"Don't sound too enthusiastic, ya bastard," Joey grumbled. "Get up behind me like ya would when we're spoonin'."

"You said this would involve sex."

"It does! Geez, ain't ya got any patience?"

"I lost it the day I met you." When Seto was met with a heated glare, he changed his tune. "Anyway, shall we continue, Puppy?"

"Just get behind me," Joey continued as he lay on his side. "And don't worry about preppin' me. I…kinda did it myself already today."

"Let me get this straight," Seto started, finally understanding what it was that Joey was asking him to do. "You want me to fuck you in the position used for spooning?"

"Yes! Now would ya shut up and—ah!" The blond cried out when Seto suddenly rammed into him. "That's it! Uhn! Ya got it!"

Seto continued to thrust into him at a merciless pace. "Why didn't—ah—we just do this in—shit—the first place?"

"Cuz I—oh—wanted to work ya up first!"

"Well, you succeeded!" Seto grunted.

After a while, all their pent up sexual energy finally burst, leaving them breathless and panting.

"Ya see?" Joey began breathlessly. "Now we're back to spoonin'."

"Yes. It's a never ending cycle."

"You're at the sporkin' stage already?" the blond exclaimed. "But we just—"

"I'll have you know that this is all your fault," Seto smirked as he began the next round of the forking stage.

Author's Note – I feel dirty.