I know, I know. I'm anxious to get this finished and get the sequel up. First three chapters are written, but not yet posted. You'll have to bear with me as I conclude this crazy piece of art. BTW President Sawsbuck is the dictator of Dragonspiral tower.

Marcus Fenix: *Walks in*

Wunderwaffle: Uh, Marcus, what you doing here?

Fenix: Why haven't you bought Gears of War 3?

Wunderwaffle: *Getting nervous* Uh, because the community didn't donate money. I got virtual money in a PM, but the cashier didn't take it.

Fenix: Do you not have enough money or a Locust tell you not to get it?

Wunderwaffle: Whoever wins this chainsaw duel buys it! *revs chainsaw* I still don't own Pokémon!

Sawsbuck leapt over the tyrant and unleashed a devastating blast of fire. The head one barely managed to avoid the assault in time. Zoroark reverted to her normal form and resumed fighting alongside Axew and Swanna.

"You know." I took my stance next to Touko, who had brought out her Simisear, Samurott and Zebstrika. "No wonder he's got so much power. The Deerline and Sawsbuck are overpopulating!"

"Tell me something I don't know!" She replied commanding Simisear to use Overheat. The flaming monkey shot a white hot flame at several Deerling and Sawsbuck who were easily overwhelmed.

"Swanna, dive into a Fly!" I shouted, trying to control the situation.

President Sawsbuck easily anticipated the attack, evading and hitting Swanna with a powerful Energy Ball. Swanna circled left before crashing to the ground. I pulled out her Poke ball and recalled her.

Touko was recalling her Samurott in the corner of my eye and I turned to President Sawsbuck. He snorted and turned to the Axew and Mienfoo couple. A powerful Megahorn forced the two apart. Axew glowed white, changing form. Tusks replaced the small stubs and his body took on a gray shape. Fraxure stepped out of the light, unleashing a barrage of Dragon Claws. Mienfoo assisted him with Drain Punches.

With Touko's help, I managed to defeat all Presidents' goons and he remained standing. The two of us stared down at each other as if in a outlaw vs. new sheriff kind of thing.

"Sawsbuck!" The President snorted. Obviously ready to take us on by himself. Before he could lunge, a flash of purple swept him aside.

You guessed it.

Scolipede was back, picking a fight with Sawsbuck. I thought he was enforcing that maybe he was the one to attack me. Sawsbuck got up and used an Energy Ball that barely scratched Scolipede. The Megapede Pokemon's Poison Tail knocked it out cold. Literally.

I backed up slowly, avoiding looking it straight in the eye because I never knew what would happen. Scolipede went up to Touko and knelt down. Its head brushed her side and she began laughing.

"Stop!" She muffled after a bunch of laughing. I was confused, here was the same freaking huge bug that has tried to flatten me since my journey began and now it's tickling my girlfriend while I'm completely vulnerable? Sometimes, Pokemon are unreadable.

In the midst of her tickle fight, the brunette tossed out a Poke ball and a few shakes later, Scolipede was captured by her.

"That Pokemon had chased me all around Unova only to be captured by you." I cocked my head and rolled my eyes.

"Serves you right."

"I'm challenging the gym." I muttered, "Then taking a vacation."

You guessed it! Havok is now challenging Brycen after defeating President Sawsbuck and Scolipede out of his hair, new adventures await the crazy protagonist on his insane adventure!