It's the wonderful Worldsweaver writing in as Austin!
Dear Chica...
Dude, I am going to be writing in for my Father until he finds that hat of his. I can't wait to hear what my Aunt New York has been up to. As far as I know my name is Austin. Man- what pretty flowers dad has floating around him...
And Mass, in defense of my Father but also tryin' to keep the peace for y'all. Don't fight when you can love each other like siblings should. (holy crap I can never see that happening among the States.)
And I like, love that your trying to be like France; he's so kind and loving... I like lava lamps... :3
Oh. Looks like the man found his hat, write to you later Chica,
Floramundi "Austin" Jones
Austin,
I still can't believe he lost it. I mean, when dad first brought him home he was wearing the freaking thing. What have I been up to? Causing trouble, like normal. Pretty flowers? Lord, what is going on at your house?
We fight to show we care. And don't start anything with Mass. I just got him under control. Yeah, we don't do peace very well, but we still love and care about each other.
Everyone will become one with Mother France (Ok Cali, I said it. Give me my $20.)
Thank GOD! National disaster= averted!
Mucho love,
Elena "New York" Jones
A/N: Ok, I think the "Become one with Mother France" line is the best I've ever written!