Characters:
Jett 'Australia' Kirkland
Peter 'Sealand' Kirkland
Matthew 'Canada' Williams
Francis 'France' Bonnefoy (a certain Frenchman)
Pairings; suggested Franada
Summary; Peter has a question about a certain career
"What are porn stars?"
Jett's chokes, spewing lager all over himself as Peter drops the question. Matthew just sniggers.
"Well, you see little Peter…" Matthew begins, a creepy French-style smirk cutting into his cheeks.
"They test bed sheets!" Jett yells suddenly.
"That's what porn stars do?" Peter asks innocently, "Test bed sheets? So they just, like, get into bed and stuff?"
Matthew's smile gets even creepier, "Yeah, get into bed and stuff."
"That sounds great!" Peter yells, "When I grow up, I'm gonna be a porn star!"
Matthew collapses into a fit of giggles, which sound suspiciously like a certain Frenchman's signature 'hon-hon-hon-hon', and Jett is just too traumatised to correct the boy.
I know this is a shitty chapter, especially after that mini-haitus. I don't even an excuse; I'm just a useless piece of shit sometimes. However, another chapter will be uploaded soon, promise!
I don't own Hetalia or any porn stars
And yes, I have changed my URL
-Laurel Silver