Chapter 36
Partay!

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Jasper POV- for everyone who has been asking :)

I came down the stairs holding hands with Alice. It felt so good to finally be able to touch her without Emmett being attached to me. She looked absolutely stunning, and her excitement was through the roof. Emmett and Rosalie were just coming downstairs. Carlisle had been smart not to pry us apart until after the party, or they wouldn't even be making an appearance at the party. Everyone was in the same matter of clothes as us, but all the girls' dresses were different. All the guys were wearing ties to match the color of the girls' dresses. But Nessie and Jake were nowhere to be seen.

The puppies came running up the path. Well, Bentley came flying, but he almost never walked now a days. For some reason, he always likes landing on top of my head. Mimi and Coco were dressed in little purple party dresses, and Tuffy and Bentley were wearing little tuxes. Alice squeezed my hand.

"Aren't they cute?! I found the outfits when I went shopping last week and I just had to buy them!"

"Yes, Alice, they are very cute." I told her with a smile. She started hopping up and down. "Alice, can you please try to calm down? I'm about to tip over from the excitement you are sending at me." She laughed her silvery little laugh.

"Sorry, Jazz. I'm just so excited to see everyone!" I wrapped my arm around her waist to control her jumping.

"Eddie, where are Nessie and Jacob?" Emmett asked. Edward shot him a death glare at the nickname.

"Don't call me that." He growled. "Nessie is coming up the path now." He said, pointing towards the path leading to the cottage. Nessie came into view a few seconds later. She was wearing a light blue strapless bubble dress with a white swirly design. It had a satin blue ribbon around the waist, and she was wearing black Jimmy Choo's. Oh my gosh, I am brainwashed. I cannot believe I was able to tell the label of shoes she is wearing. This is what I get for letting Alice teach me the different brands of shoes.

Edward had his hand over his mouth trying to contain his laughter. Stupid mind reader.

"Where's Jacob?" Esme asked Nessie.

"Why do we care? The more he's gone the less of a stench we get in here." Rosalie said. I can see her feelings for him have warmed up since the bonding time.

"Rose!" Nessie yelled. Rosalie shrugged it off. Nessie turned to Esme. "He had to get home to get changed. He left his suit at his house."

"Ness, I heard you and Jacob had a good time in the cottage today." Emmett said, winking. She blushed.

"Shut up, Em." Nessie said, throwing a pillow at his head. Emmett ducked and the pillow smacked Jacob in the face as he was walking in. He stumbled back since it was thrown at vampire strength, and tripped on the stairs. He fell down the stairs, and did a flip as his head collided with the ground. Everyone was hysterical except for Nessie. Nessie's eyes widened and her hands flew up to cover her shocked expression. Jacob fell back into the dirt on his stomach. He rolled over onto his back and stood up groaning.

"I'm happy to see I'm so welcome." Jacob said, rolling his eyes and rubbing his head.

"You are always welcome here, Jacob." Esme said.

"No, you actually aren't mongrel." Rosalie said.

"Jacob! You got dirt on your outfit!" Alice scolded him.

"Don't worry, I'm fine!" Jacob said.

"No one asked." Rosalie said rolling her eyes.

"I don't know, Jacob. Nessie was the one who threw the pillow. Maybe she's a little pissed at you." Emmett said. He really was endangering his own life.

"Emmett, stop." Esme said, handing Jacob a towel. Our towel use has to have least quadrupled since Jacob has been coming here. He was always getting dirt or blood on himself. It could also be in part of Rosalie 'accidentally' spilling things on him all the time.

"OOH!! ANGELA'S HERE!" My wife screamed. I let some of her energy seep out of me, and everyone was suddenly as excited as she was. Well, I don't think as excited- that's not even possible. Alice let go of my hand and ran to open the door for Angela. Before Angela even had time to ring the doorbell, Alice flung the door open and pulled her into a tight embrace. Angela was followed by Mr. and Mrs. Weber and Ben Cheney. He looked exactly the same he did in high school.

Angela was wearing a strapless satin dress in teal. It had a ruched top and a crisscross pattern along her waist. Her hair was piled into a soft bun at the top of her head. She really had matured these past five years. Ben came up next to her and took her hand.

"Alice, thank you so much. For everything. I am so excited!" Angela said.

"Hello, everyone. Thank you so much for hosting this." Angela said.

"It is our pleasure." Esme said, gently hugging Angela. Angela spotted Nessie and cocked her head to the side.

"Oh, hello. I don't believe we've met. I'm Angela." Angela said, holding out a hand.

"It's very nice to meet you. I'm Nessie- Edward's cousin." Nessie said, shaking Angela's hand and smiling. We had decided to play her as Edward's cousin because she looked very much like Edward. I couldn't tell why Nessie was happy- either because she was meeting Bella and Edward's friends for the first time, or because she was allowed to call her parents by their first names.

"Well, it's very nice to meet you as well." Angela said. Ben held out his hand.

"I'm Ben." The only prominent difference between him and his high school self was that he had a deeper voice. I wonder if he was still obsessed with comic books.

Alice led everyone out to the backyard where they had set everything up. There was a dance floor under a large canopy. Flowers lined the polls on all sides. Flowers were extended along every surface, and the tables had lilac bouquets in the middle. The chairs surrounding each of the tables were finished with a white bow. The tables were lining the sides on the dance floor, and a DJ station set on the edge of the grass.

"It's perfect!" Angela shrieked. Alice came back to my side and I wrapped my arm around her tiny waist.

"Alice, who's the DJ?" I asked. She looked around through the trees.

"Jacob, where is he?" She asked. Jacob did the same thing Alice just did- but Alice was much cuter when she did it.

"Dude, get out here." He yelled. There was a rumbling in the trees, and we all turned to see Seth in a suit emerging from the forest.

"Another one?! Geez, how many wolves are going to be here?!" Rosalie hissed under her breath so no one besides us could hear.

"He was the only DJ I could find." Alice whispered back shrugging. "I bribed him with thirty bucks and I promised to feed him." She turned to Rosalie. "They are the only two coming." Rosalie rolled her eyes, but I could tell by her emotions that she calmed down.

"Aww, who are these little fellas?" Angela asked spotting the puppies clustered on the dance floor. Alice brought her over to them.

"This is Tuffy, Amira- but we call her Mimi, Coco, and Bentley." Alice said, pointing out each of the little puppies. Angela bent down and petted Tuffy. His tail was wagging crazily.

"Hello! You are the cutest little things." She said. Emmett- in one of his crazy experiments- had taught the puppies not to bite people. He had used Jacob for a tester without telling him what was going on. That required another one of Esme's towels when Bentley didn't listen and bit Jacob on the nose. Although that was quite funny, there was a lot of stinky smelling blood.

The doorbell rang again, as Edward shook his head back and forth.

"This is going to be good." He said at vampire volume. Alice skipped off to let everyone in.

Edward POV

Alice literally danced over to the door to let everyone in. I was desperately praying no one was as observant as Angela- she had thought Nessie looked incredibly similar to Bella and me. We had played that she is my cousin, since Nessie and I's alikeness is most prominent.

"Come one in!" Alice squealed. She always got way too much into these large events. A flurry of people came through the backdoor, led by Alice. Charlie came in and came over to talk to Bella. We reminded him how we are referring to Nessie, and then he went off to talk to other people. The last two people in this group were Michael Newton and Jessica Stanley. Jessica was giving Mike the cold shoulder. Take that Newton!

"C'mon Jess, talk to me." Newton was pleading.

God, would he leave me alone! I do not want to talk to him since I found out he is still obsessed with Bella! She better not be more beautiful than me, but I'm sure I aged much more beautifully. As if anybody could be as beautiful as my Bella.

I wanna see Bella! I wanna see Bella! I wanna see Bella! I'm sure she is just as pretty as she was in high school! I was now ready to murder Newton, but Jasper felt anger and sent me a fresh wave of calm.

"Thanks, bro." I whispered under my breath. He nodded his head at me.

Please don't kill him. Alice would be kinda mad if you got blood on your suit. Jasper told me. I chuckled under my breath.

"What?" Bella asked.

"Jasper." I said. She smiled her fantastic smile. "Look at the last two people in the group coming in." She looked, and smiled wider, flashing her dazzling teeth.

"This should be good." She laughed. They turned in our direction, so I lifted my hand and motioned for them to join us. I just wanted to see their reaction to Bella's even more exquisite figure.

As Bella came into view for them, they both froze and their mouths dropped wide open. Jessica quickly recollected herself, but Mike was frozen staring at my Bella. I squeezed her to my side tighter. Jessica tugged on Mike's form until he finally snapped out of his reverie. They walked over to us, not making any physical contact.

"Hello, Jessica, Michael. Thank you so much for joining us tonight." I said. Bella leaned in to me and I twisted to see Newton staring at her.

Whoa… Jessica thought.

Bella's freaking hot! But Edward looks like he wants to eat me. Newton thought. He wasn't that far off, except I would never drink his blood. I would never want that vile stuff inside of me.

"H…h…hi." Jessica stuttered out.

"Hey, guys. It's nice to see you." My angel sang in her beautiful voice. Their mouths dropped open and stared at Bella.

SHE IS SO SEXY!!! I HADN'T THOUGHT THAT SHE COULD GET ANY HOTTER FROM HIGH SCHOOL, BUT I WAS WRONG!!! SHE SO MUCH RATHER BELONGS WITH ME THAN THAT IDIOT CULLEN!! Newton screamed in his mind. Bella saw my frustration and put a hand on my shoulder.

"What have you guys been up to?" Jessica asked.

"Not much, just the usual stuff." Bella said, winking at Mike. I understood exactly what she meant, so I twisted her so she was leaning against my chest and my hands were folded across her stomach. Jessica was green with envy and Mike was watching where my hands were. I purposely moved them farther down as he was watching.

I wonder how often they…go at it. Man, I would love to get in bed with him. Jessica thought. I was getting nauseated- the mental pictures were far worse than the sentences.

Eddie-Pooh!!!! Emmett thought- yelled from behind me. I turned around and looked at Emmett and Jasper standing next to each other. Emmett was grinning triumphantly that he got my attention.

Feeling a little pissed, are we? Jasper asked grinning. I turned back to Jessica and Mike, sliding my hand around Bella's stomach as I did.

"Everything OK, baby?" Bella asked. I looked down at her and gave her a kiss on the neck.

"Yes, everything is fine, but Jasper and Emmett would like to see us." I told her.

"It was lovely talking to you again." Bella said to Jessica and Newton. She twisted in my arms and I slid my arm around her waist. I squeezed her tight to me. We walked over to Emmett and Jasper, Mike and Jessica still staring after us.

"Thanks, guys." I told them shuddering as I remembered the mental pictures they were sending out.

"Nice work, guys." Rosalie said coming over. Emmett slipped his arm around her waist. "Mike and Jessica's faces were priceless." We laughed as Bella and I remembered the mortified look on their faces.

"Rosalie!!" We heard Alice yell as vampire speed, and volume. Rosalie rolled her eyes and walked over to join her.

"How is Alice enjoying hosting?" Bella asked Jasper.

"She is oozing excitement. Quite a weird combination- Edward's anger and annoyance, and Alice's excitement- I was feeling like an emotion blender."

"Does it taste good?" Emmett asked. He did say blender, and you put food in a blender. Oh! That's what we should have at our next party! A smoothie bar! I honestly sometimes wonder if his mother ever dropped him on his head when he was human.

"What?" Jasper asked. Bella understood and was laughing along with me.

"You make smoothies in a blender. And according to humans, they taste good. So I was wondering if your emotion blender tastes good." Bella placed her hand on the side of my face and pushed her shield out of her so I could read her mind. She usually did this when she needed to ask me a question. She had spent many hours practicing so it wasn't as difficult when she first tried.

Does he realize he is asking Jasper if he tastes good? She snapped her shield back, and I heard her exhale as she did. I thought back over what he said and realized she was right. Bella and I looked into each other's eyes, and then started hysterically laughing.

"What?!" Jasper and Emmett said at the same time.

"Jasper, think over the last couple sentences." I said. Jasper thought them over, and comprehension flicked on his face. He smacked Emmett in the back of the head and walked over to Alice.

"I still don't get it." Emmett said walking away. I shook my head.

Jacob came up to Bella and me, dragging along a nerd. He had a flannel shirt with denim cropped overalls, high socks, sandals, and big, round glasses. He had a big goofy grin on his face. He waved at us.

"I found Tommy!" Jacob exclaimed pointing to Tommy's head. He had a giant grin on his face.

"Yay?" I asked, and walked away with Bella.

Emmett POV

I grabbed the mike and ran on the little stage Alice had set up. I tried saying 'hello' into it, but no one except the vampires were paying attention.

"HEY!!" I screamed into the microphone. Everyone jumped, and turned to pay attention to me.

"Behave or I will personally tear you limb for limb." Alice hissed under her breath.

"Hello everybody. Now that I finally have your attention, I would like to make a few announcements before the ceremony begins. Is that cool with everyone?"

"No!" Jasper and Edward yelled from the back.

"Thank you for your support." I said. Take that! "First, I am Emmett Cullen. On behalf of all of the Cullens, we would like to welcome you to our little shin ding." Esme now had her face in her hands. "We are joined here today to celebrate the service of the outgoing governor of Kalamawazza, and the inauguration of the incoming governor."

"You sound like you are ministering a wedding." Edward heckled under his breath.

"We will start with the ceremony, and then move on to the partay!" I said. Seth was hiding behind his DJ station, so I decided to publicly embarrass him.

"Oh, before I forget!" I laughed to myself at the joke- like I would forget! "We would like to thank our friend Seth Clearwater for DJing this event. Seth stand up and wave!" If he doesn't stand up make him stand! I yelled to Eddie. I held out my hand to where he was hiding, and he slowly stood up. "Can we have a nice round of applause for him?!" I asked the crowd. There were some quiet claps, but not nearly as much as I wanted. "If you don't clap, we won't feed you." I bribed. Jacob was the first to start clapping- quite loudly, I might add-, and the applause was soon deafening to any human here.

"STOP!" I screamed into the mike. The applause stopped. I smiled to myself. "Now we would like to begin the inauguration ceremony." The sooner we start, the sooner it is party time. "Would the secretary of Kalamawazza- Mr. Alprmunifuz-, the outgoing governor- Mr. Lewinkos-, and the incoming governor- Miss. Weber- please come forward." These people needed to get normal names! They walked forward and stepped on stage. Angela looked really nervous, and the Lewinkos guy was a HUGE nerd.

"First off, we would like to thank Mr. Lewinkos for his dedication and honor to the people of Kalamawazza. Do you have any reason why Miss. Angela Weber should not assume your position as governor?

"Thank you for those kind words, Mr. Cullen. With great honor, I bestow

"I will read the script now, as Mr. Alprmunifuz holds the Bible for Miss. Weber."

"Emmett, behave or your Jeep will be swimming with the little river fishies." Alice hissed under her breath.

"I'm sure your itty bitty Porsche would love meeting the whales in the ocean too." I hissed back.

"My Porsche loves whales thank you very much." She hissed back.

"Children, knock it off! Emmett, continue and try to act somewhat normal." Carlisle whispered.

"Miss. Weber, please place your left hand on zee Bible and raise your right hand in zee air." And wave it like you just don't care! Ha ha, I crack myself up! Esme glared at me for the 'zee' thing, so I smiled a huge smile at her. She rolled her eyes. I turned back to the ceremony.

"Do you take the responsibility to lead and govern Kalamawazza on yourself? Do you agree to put the people first, and lead with their best interests in mind? Do you give yourself and talents to the people and for the people?" I smiled a huge smile at Angela, daring her to say 'no'. She flinched back, so I made my smile bigger.

"Yes, I accept responsibility as the leader to the people of Kalamawazza." OK, this script is weird! Well, that is to be expected of a town called Kalamawazza.

"Congratulations, Miss. Weber." Cheers erupted throughout the crowd. Angela hugged Ben and her parents.

"Now, that all the fancy-schmancy stuff is over- it's time to partay!" I screamed into the microphone. I chucked it at Seth, who luckily caught it before it smacked him in his head.

"OK, let's get some music going, and have some dinner." Seth said. He turned up some music, and people fled out of one big group. Some went to the buffet, and some went to the dance floor. I walked over to Alice and held up a hand for a high five. She stared at it disgusted. I checked to make sure there was nothing on it- nope, all clean!

"You are so lucky Angela doesn't have vampire hearing." Alice said before storming off. Well, she is in a good mood. Carlisle and Esme were standing off to the side, heads close together, talking. I used my vampire amazingness and listened in.

"Why did you pick him anyway?" Esme asked.

"Jasper, Emmett, and i were playing truth or dare. I had originally asked Jasper to do it, but Emmett dared him to give him the honors."

"So why didn't you take it away? I know the boys won't back out on a dare, but you could have taken the power away."

"Emmett told me that if I didn't listen, he would pay Rosalie to give me a flash show." Esme cringed and wrapped her hand tighter around Carlisle's. I smiled to myself since they didn't know I was listening. I walked over to them.

"Hi Mommy! Hi Daddy!" I said. Carlisle rolled his eyes and Esme shook her head.

"Hello, Emmett." Carlisle said in his formal voice.

"So how'd I do? Awesome, right?"

"Emmett, you are so lucky Angela doesn't have vampire hearing." Esme said.

"Why does everyone keep saying that?!" I threw my hands up in frustration. They shook their heads yet again. I turned around and walked over to Rosalie. She was writing a song down on the song request sheet. I slipped my arm around her waist and kissed her neck.

"I cannot wait for this party to be over." I whispered in her ear. She giggled.

"Me, too." She put the pen down and turned around in my arm. I looked over her shoulder to see what suggestion she had written down, but she placed her hand over my eyes. "Nope, it's a surprise." She said. She released my eyes and moved me away from the table. A slow dance started over the loud speakers, so I took her into my arms and spun her onto the dance floor. We kissed while we dance. The song came to the end, and I placed a kiss on her shoulder. A new song flowed onto the speakers. I recognized the melody.

Barbie Girl.

"EEEEEP!!!" Someone shrieked from the grass. We turned to see Amsden holding his head in his hands and running out the door screaming like a little girl. I turned back to Rosalie who had a huge grin on her face.

"I love you." I told Rosalie.

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