Professor McGonagall:

I regret to inform you that I will not be attending your school. You may
contact me when your Dark Lord becomes corporeal so I may dispatch him. I
will accept no less than fifty thousand Galactic credits in compensation.

Sincerely,

Har'ry Fett, Bounty Hunter

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Shout out to Celebwen Telcontar who wrote this letter.