Entry #GHJKU7 (December 29th, 9:30 PM)
I've just discovered I have practically no life outside the park or my relationship. But the present Santa brought me made up for it.
I got a new video game, ''Black Smash''. I've been playing it so much my eyes have turned blood red and I've forgotten to write in my journal. ''Black Smash'' is supposed to be the ULTIMATE in fighting video games. A game-changer.
There are tons of characters from different games, first of all. But that's normal some of the time. There are many options for fighting. There's arcade mode, free mode, training mode (various minigames)... wait, I swear I've seen this all before.
I had a dream two weeks ago. I was in some kind of alternate dimension. I played a game called ''Super Smash Bros.'' or something like that. It was the same as this, but had better graphics. Our console is a 80s relic that still gets games made for it, because for years, they gave away the system for free to people watching baseball games, the mayor's speeches, etc.
But anyway, I thought the ''Black Smash'' game just reminded me of something, and that something turned out to be something from an old dream that may or may not exist. The something I was talking about.
This is a conspiracy. I need to hire that guy from one of the older entries I wrote who dressed up as Margaret. Maybe he'll help me.
- Rigby