I don't own The Vampire Diaries - not at all looking forward to the new episode. Doubt I'm going to continue watching because the triangle is just getting beyond ridiculous.

It's like well done TVD writers for not only putting Damon's balls in a jar marked 'Elena's property', but now they've done the same to Stefan too. It's tragic.


A/N: Sorry about the delay, wasn't very well again :/ I'll try and get another chapter out tonight if I can.

I remember someone leaving a review for a chapter saying something about my use of swear words... well, I do it all the time because people swear in real life.

They're not allowed to on teen shows - but this isn't a teen show, so I really don't care lol

And, the story is rated M, so swearing and sex are a given.

This chapter is dedicated to twotoe for your epic review, thank you :)


The Solution

Chapter 38


Caroline walked into the house and found Damon sitting on the couch with sheets of paper and a pencil. He looked up at her and smiled.

"What are you doing?" Caroline enquired.

"The designer wants me to pinpoint how I want the garage designed and where I want all of the crap to go." He sighed and she smirked. She wandered over to him and took the paper from him and he looked at her confused. She took the pencil then tossed them on the table.

"What are you up to, Blondie?" Damon queried cocking an eyebrow then she straddled his lap and crashed her lips to his making him chuckle. "Is the horny monster back?" He teased against her lips and she giggled.

"With a vengeance." She responded and he smirked.

"Excellent." He replied then in a blink had her on her back on the couch as he kept kissing her. He shimmied down her body and unbuttoned her jeans then slid them down her legs. Damon was kneeling sideways on the couch in between her legs when Caroline had a thought. She sat up which left her face level with his stomach and she unbuckled his belt then unbuttoned his jeans.

"Actually, this doesn't work for me." Caroline remarked and he looked at her confused.

"What doesn't?" He tested then she pushed him so that he landed on his back instead and he chuckled. "You want to be on top?" He examined amused.

"No, I'm just not in the mood for you to be all dominant." She answered absently as she pulled his jeans off and he smirked at her.

"You want to dominate me?" He teased.

"Nope. But you always take control in bed and since I jumped you, I feel like doing whatever I feel like doing." She countered and he laughed a little at her silly little word choice.

"You want me to just lie here?" He asked amused and she thought about that.

"Actually, yes." She confirmed and he snickered.

"Fine, go ahead. Do whatever you want." He relented with a cheeky expression.

"Oh, I will." She replied and he was highly amused as she was rarely ever forward when it came to sex – he had to admit, he loved it when the horny monster appeared. She then pulled his boxers down his legs leaving him just wearing his shirt and she was just in her top and underwear. She kneeled between his legs then reached up and unbuttoned his shirt and moved it to either side of him and she just stared at his body. "God, you're hot." She stated lustfully and he laughed at that. Before he could make some snarky comment she leaned over him and kissed him. One of his hands went to her waist and the other cupped her cheek as he kissed her back. Caroline felt his hard cock jutting against her thigh, so her hand snaked down and took hold of it and he moaned a little into her mouth in pleasure at the contact.

Caroline pumped her hand up and down then kissed down his jaw to his neck. She gently bit his neck and he shuddered in pleasure then she moved down to his chest and trailed her tongue over his nipples never stopping her hand movements. She moved down a little further as she nibbled on the skin over his ribs then his stomach and Damon's body thrummed in pleasure at the direction she was headed. She playfully bit his hip bone and he gripped the material of the couch at the feeling.

Soon enough, Caroline situated herself between his legs then lowered her mouth to the tip of his cock. She swirled her tongue around the head then pushed it further into her mouth as her tongue massaged against the most sensitive point and her hand never stopped moving. Damon groaned loudly at her ministrations and one of his hands went to gently grip her hair at her head. He didn't push with his hand or anything though, he just gently knotted his fingers through her golden locks.

Caroline increased her pace with her hand and she started to bob her head while she swirled her tongue and Damon watched her every move through hooded lids and he was so turned on. With her free hand she cupped his balls and rolled them between her fingers and Damon seriously wondered why he didn't just let her take over more often because it felt amazing. She kept going, increasing her pace a little more and Damon got closer and closer. Caroline felt his grip on her hair getting a tiny bit tighter and she knew that he was close, so she moved her hand that was fondling his balls up his body and she bared her wrist to him.

"Are you sure?" He gasped.

"Mmhmm." She hummed against him and that was all it took for him. He grabbed her arm and in a blink he sunk his fangs into her wrist and drank from her just as his orgasm hit. Caroline swallowed him down and rode it out for him until she was sure he was finished. Damon slumped back against the couch a little spent from that because it had been amazing. Caroline smiled then crawled back up his body to lie on top of him with her face inches from his.

"Jesus Christ, Caroline." He panted and she giggled. She leaned down and nibbled on his neck and he moaned a little at that.

"Was that good, my sexy vampire?" She asked against his neck and he chuckled.

"So good." He answered while his face went back to human and she smiled and kept kissing his neck.

"For me too." She agreed and he was surprised.

"Really?" He asked sceptically as he'd rarely ever met a woman who liked doing it.

"Mmhmm. You see, I love you and I'm so attracted to you that I could just eat you up. So, yes…" She purred against his skin. "I enjoyed sucking your cock." She vibrated in his ear then she felt him harden against her again as he groaned at her dirty talk and she giggled. "Thank witches for vampires." She quipped and he sniggered at that knowing she meant the fact he could go again already. His arms went around her waist and he held her against him tightly. "You know, you thought I was turned on at the dance…" She whispered and he groaned loudly at what she was alluding to. His hand instantly slipped between her legs and he felt her soaking underwear.

"Dear God." He muttered and she giggled.

"What are you going to do about that, soldier?" She teased and he groaned then flipped their positions on the couch and ripped her underwear from her. He hitched her legs and slammed into her causing her to moan loudly at the pleasure she got from him being a little rough.

"I need to heal your wrist." He mumbled against her lips.

"I'll bite you back when it's time. Don't worry about it." She winked and he grunted in pleasure at the thought of that as he continued to thrust into her. Caroline bit her lip and moaned when he went a little harder. Damon smirked at that as he got an idea.

"You want to really feel it, Blondie?" He asked and she moaned.

"What do… you have in mind?" She gasped. He pulled out of her then and she shot him a confused look for stopping.

"On your knees." He smirked and she looked at him like he was nuts.

"You are not fucking me like a dog." She refuted annoyed and he laughed loudly at her being so blunt.

"But you feel it more from that angle." He countered.

"But it's like a dog!" She exclaimed and he shook with laughter at that.

"Will you just trust me and stop being so judgy?" He snarked amused and she shot him a look. "Fine… uh… bend over the back of the couch then it's still from behind but not like a dog." He snickered and she rolled her eyes then got up on her knees facing the back of the couch and he chuckled at his little ridiculous blonde then moved in behind her. He lined himself up and pushed in and she moaned at how deep it went. "And the best part is that I can do this." He clarified then slid his arm around her and rubbed her clit as he thrust and she whimpered.

"Fine… you may have… a point." She moaned and he smirked then kissed her shoulder. He built his rhythm up again and was really slamming into her while he rubbed her clit and in less than a minute she was squirming and shaking and she came loudly clamping down around him.

"See?" He purred against her neck.

"Yeah, yeah, man whore." She panted and he chuckled then continued thrusting. He slowed down a little to enable her to get another build up going. A couple of minutes later, he started rubbing her clit again as he went faster and harder and Caroline was moaning again – she wasn't going to admit it out loud but she couldn't understand why the hell they hadn't done that before. Damon's other hand fondled her breast under her top as he kissed her neck.

"Can I bite again?" He asked reluctantly in a whisper and Caroline could tell that he hadn't wanted to have to bite but she could imagine that if it felt this good for her, it was feeling great for him too and she knew that it would be so much better with a bite.

"I trust you, Damon. You don't ever have to ask, okay?" She replied surprising him. He sucked and licked her neck as he continued to thrust into her and massage her clit and soon she was shaking again. Damon bit into his other wrist and held it out in front of her face and she latched on and drank down his blood. He groaned at the feeling of her drinking from him and soon she clenched down around him and he bit into her neck and they both fell over the edge together. When they were finished, Caroline slumped down on the back of the couch and Damon slumped against her back. He pulled his face back to see the bite mark and he saw the skin slowly healing because of his blood that was now in her body. He kissed her shoulder again then pulled her down on top of him, so that they were both sprawled lying on the couch and he wrapped his arms around her.

"That was awesome." Damon sighed contentedly.

"Always is with you." She agreed then kissed his cheek and he smirked.

"Now do you see that it's not fucking like a dog?" He asked her teasingly and she playfully smacked his arm while she giggled.

"That wasn't, but what you originally had in mind totally was like a dog." She pointed out and he chuckled in disbelief that she was still sticking to that when what they'd just done was so amazing.

"Maybe, but I'll get you to crack on that one, you'll see how amazing it feels and you'll always want to do it." He teased.

"Doubt it." She muttered and he looked at her amused.

"You know, there are tons of amazing positions that we haven't done together." He smirked and she shrugged.

"We have time, sweetie." She said and he hugged her closer.

"You think?" He mocked amused. "Once the twins get here we'll be lucky if we have time to shower, let alone have sex." He quipped and she giggled.

"That's what Nana, Uncle Stefan, Aunt Bonnie, Uncle Ric and Aunt Katherine are for." Caroline bantered back and he laughed.

"You're just going to unload the twins whenever you're horny?" He joked and she giggled.

"We'll need time for us too, Damon. They'll be our priority 99% of the time but every once in a while, we'll need to make time for just you and me." She pointed out and he saw what she meant.

"Mmm, that's true." He agreed.

"Speaking of them!" Caroline exclaimed happily then grinned at him. "Bonnie told Stefan that she loves him and they're finally together." She blabbed and Damon chuckled and rolled his eyes.

"Judgy around forever. Wonderful." He grumbled and she looked at him confused.

"What do you mean?" She tested and he sighed.

"I told Bonnie not to go there with Stefan unless she was willing to turn eventually and I think that's why they didn't get together earlier." Damon explained and Caroline's jaw dropped.

"Why didn't you tell me that?" She asked confused and he shrugged.

"Because it was Bonnie's decision to make, not one you could talk her into or out of." He responded then she grinned.

"So… this means Bonnie's willing to turn to be with Stefan if they work out?" She asked happily for confirmation and he shrugged.

"Guess so." Damon answered.

"That's awesome." She beamed at him and he sighed.

"Awesome for you." Damon muttered and she looked at him curiously.

"Is this because you're not a fan of Bonnie's or is this because Ric won't turn?" Caroline queried and he shrugged again.

"I never asked." Damon countered.

"Then you don't know for sure that he wouldn't turn." Caroline pointed out.

"If I don't ask then I can blame it on the fact that I didn't ask. If I ask and he says no… I can't." Damon confessed staring at the ceiling and she looked at him sadly.

"You really want Ric to turn?" She asked softly and he just shrugged in response, so she knew that he did. "Well, why don't I turn him after I turn back then he can't be mad at you?" She suggested and he gaped at her.

"You can't turn him against his will." Damon said shocked.

"Sure, I can. People find it really difficult to stay mad at me." Caroline refuted and he laughed – she was too cute.

"While that may be true, I don't want to take Ric's choice away from him." Damon countered.

"Want me to ask him instead of you? I could maybe sweet talk him." She smiled and he snickered.

"Sweet talk away but you can't tell him that I know about you doing that." He remarked.

"No, of course not. I'll just tell him about Bonnie and see what he says then I'll try and talk him into hanging out with us for eternity." She winked at him and he smiled and kissed her.

"I love you, Miss Forbes." He said.

"I love you too, Sexy Salvatore." She replied and he chuckled against her mouth at the name. "By the way, I heard that you vamped out on Brent." She disclosed cocking an eyebrow and he looked surprised.

"Really?" He tested. "Why didn't you say that when you came in?" He queried and she shrugged.

"Wanted to get laid first." She responded and he chortled at her being blunt.

"So, you're not really mad at me then." He smirked.

"I'm not mad at you anyway. You wouldn't have done that without a reason. Katherine didn't go into details when she told me. What happened?" She enquired.

"Heard him say something that I didn't like." He replied casually hoping she wouldn't ask…

"Take it that he said something about me then?" Caroline questioned curiously and he nodded. "So, you were defending my honour?" She teased and he laughed.

"Defending your honour? Katherine's right about you being the one from another century." He quipped and she giggled. "But, yes. Nobody gets to talk crap about you."

"What did he say?" Caroline asked.

"Doesn't matter." Damon replied.

"Did you threaten him?" She examined and he smirked.

"It wasn't exactly a threat. I told him that I tend to snap and kill people who piss me off." Damon admitted and she snickered.

"Don't kill Brent, Damon. Regardless what you hear him say. He's not important to us and I really don't care what he says about anything." Caroline said.

"So, you don't think that Katherine will turn him eventually?" Damon asked curiously.

"No, she had no intention of ever telling him about vampires." Caroline replied surprising him.

"Why? Thought she was really into him." Damon remarked and she shrugged.

"She is. But his band is getting signed to a record label. If they make it big, he can't be a vampire." Caroline said and Damon nodded in understanding.

"He could do that for a little while then disappear if she wants to turn him. Nobody remembers what metal guys look like." Damon countered.

"Yeah, but Katherine's done the touring thing with bands before. She has no interest in that anymore. She wants to stay settled in one place for a while. She even wants to age a little before turning back, so that she doesn't look the same anymore." Caroline filled him in and he was surprised at Katherine wanting that.

"What do you mean by 'age a little'?" Damon tested.

"She doesn't want to turn until she's about 24 looks-wise. She turned at seventeen so she wants to wait about six or seven years before turning back considering she looked the same for over half a millennium." Caroline clarified.

"Really?" He asked a little shocked.

"Yeah." She confirmed. "She's going to get a check up with a doctor next week just to make sure she's healthy considering it was the 1400s when she was human." She said and he nodded.

"That makes sense." He agreed.

"You've been nicer to her recently." Caroline observed and Damon sighed.

"She told me what she apparently told you." Damon admitted and Caroline sat up from where she'd been lying next to him and stared at him in disbelief.

"She did?" Caroline asked shocked.

"What's the big deal? She said that you told her to tell me." Damon pointed out.

"Because neither of you told me about this conversation." She stated and he looked confused.

"Why would you want to hear about a conversation where Katherine admitted she loves me?" He probed sceptically.

"Uh… what?" Caroline asked shocked. "She loves you?" Caroline questioned in disbelief and Damon froze a little. "As in present tense? As in not over it?" Caroline probed shocked and Damon took a kind of long breath at the fact he'd clearly just caused a problem.

"That's not what she told you?" Damon tested hesitantly.

"No!" Caroline said shocked. "Does she want to be with you?" She examined wide-eyed.

"Apparently she wants to be my friend because you're her best friend and she wouldn't screw that up for anything." Damon answered as that's what he'd established from everything that Katherine said and Caroline chewed her bottom lip as she thought about that.

"You wanted her for 145 years." Caroline stated and Damon rolled his eyes.

"Not exactly. I had my emotions off for most of that time, so I didn't want anyone during that time."

"Fine, whatever. You wanted her for a long time. Do you still want her?" Caroline enquired.

"No." He denied. "I really don't." He promised.

"If I wasn't pregnant with your twins, would you want her?" Caroline probed.

"No, because if you weren't pregnant with my twins, I would still want to be with you by choice. I told you before. I'm not with you because of that." He clarified.

"So, if she wasn't friends with me and she pursued you, it wouldn't matter?" Caroline examined sceptically.

"I honestly feel no attraction towards her at all. I think being away from her for so long built her up in my head to be something that she isn't. I genuinely would not care if I never saw her again. Even if you weren't in the picture, I wouldn't be with Katherine." He explained. "It actually shocks me that there was a time that I did want to be with her because I really have no interest in her at all. Not even in a friendship way. The exciting vampire I met in the 1800s… turned out to be nothing more than… fiction. When I met her she was full of lies and manipulation and she made herself out to be something that she isn't. You don't know what the 1800s were like. Women weren't allowed to have personalities, so to meet a girl who had one would have made any man think that they were in love because it was just something different from the boring repetitiveness of daily life and every other woman around. Spending time with her over the past few months showed me the reality of who Katherine really is and I find her to be quite bland and uninteresting." He replied honestly.

"So, I'm who you really want to be with?" She questioned softly and he nodded immediately.

"Without a doubt." He answered.

"Promise?" She queried self-consciously and he sat up and cupped her cheeks and looked into her eyes.

"I promise you. I love you more than you could ever know. More than I could ever show you. I've met thousands and thousands of women in my life but none of them could hold a candle to you. You are the only one I want for the rest of my life. And considering how difficult I am to kill now, that's going to be for a very long time." He said and she nodded. "Okay?" He asked her searching her eyes to see if she believed him because he truly meant it.

"Okay." She accepted…


A/N: Let me know what you think :)