Author's Note: Oh man…I bummed a lot of you guys out with that new "chapter". . I'm sorry! My sister's way funnier than me, but I'll try…she spends her time watching German soap operas on YouTube nowadays. (I can't blame her .)
Panda-chan21 asked a very good question: why does toast always land butter side down?
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Iruka had a question. He'd heard from the Sand Siblings that Kakashi was holding up fort on a mountain.
"Oi, Kakashi," he said, smartly poofing to the summit and landing beside the Jonin. "I have a serious question for you."
Kakashi, who was doing his daily Caramelldansen aerobics, froze and gave Iruka a disturbed stare.
"NO I will not pose pretty for you in a Speedo, not even for the unauthorized fourth installment of Icha Icha!" he said loudly, jabbing a finger in Iruka's face.
"Wha-NO NOT THAT!" Iruka spluttered.
"What then?" Kakashi grumbled. "I was enjoying my vacation…"
"Why does toast always land butter side down?"
"Because the midgetlings that inhabit your countertop are starving," Kakashi said. "You clean freaks who wipe up the tiniest speck of dirt off of your kitchen counter are the ones who are starving the midgetlings."
"Midgetlings?"
"Of course. What do you think Edward Elric is?"
"WHO'RE YOU CALLIN' A MIDGET? A PIPSQUEAK? A SPLINTER ON THE TREE OF LIIIIIIIIIFE!?"
Iruka, dazzled by Kakashi's wisdom, stumbled off, leaving Kakashi and a midgety blonde kid with a robotic arm to nerd fight.
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Can you say LAME?
. I fail. So badly. Someone help me motivate my sister…