Chapter 37

Some Trip

Clare's POV

"Ally did you leave them in the gift shop?" I asked,as we all spread out looking for the two brothers. "Not in here!" Fitz yelled,looking in the trash can. "Why the hell would they be in there? Idiot!" Declan hit him over the head. "owgh,I was just trying to help." Fitz said. "Not in the bathroom." Eli said.

"yah Fitz why don't you check the coffee maker?" Declan rolled his eyes,as Fitz walked towards the coffee maker. He stopped quickly. "aww I see what you did there." Fitz said,and straightened out his shirt. "Okay,guys think realistically,now. We were in the gift shop." I snapped my fingers together. "Ally they are probably in the little cafe next door!" Ally and I ran across the street,trying to find Adam and Drew.

Eli's POV

I looked at Fitz and Declan. "The 3 Fuckateers" I said,pulling Fitz out the doors of the police station. "You wanna wait for your private jet here,or..." Declan turned his head quickly and followed us. "here's to hoping they weren't kidnapped by hookers" Declan said,as we crossed the street,heading back to the hospital.

"Just when almost everything was going right,we lose Adam and Drew." I rolled my eyes. "What seems to be going on?" I stepped infront of the caution tape. "Adam!" I yelled,looking at his ripped up shirt,and lipstick marks on his face.

"I went to makeout with a french girl,but she wasn't really all that nice. She mugged me,and kicked me in the groin." I held my head,as I sighed one breath of relief. "Where's Drew?" I asked. Adam shook his head. "He's not answering his cellphone." I picked up the phone,repeating the last outgoing call. I could of sworn I heard the jingling of a telephone. I followed the noise. "Hey Guys!" I yelled.

The ringing got louder as I approached an elevator with it's emergency light on,meaning that he was stuck in there. I picked up the phone. "My money is on him being in there"

I turned on my heel to the elevator door. "Oh shit!" Adam exclaimed. "How do we get him out?" I looked at an open elevator door and Fitz and Declan. Both looked at each other. "1-2-3 Not it!" They both yelled at the same time. "Oh flippin fucker stuffer!" I mumbled.

I stuck my head in the elevator,and looked down at the emergency latch door,thinking of the elevator cord down below. "This could get me killed guys,really,can't we just leave without him?" The boys shook their heads at me. "Shit" I said,as I bit my bottom lip and climbed in. I popped the door below me,looking down at the elevator under neath me.

"Drew!" I cupped my mouth with my hands and yelled down. "Eli!" I heard a muttered scream. I jumped onto the elevator below me,and tried to find some kind of trapped door. "I better get a fuckin badge for this!" I mumbled. "Pop the escape door!" I yelled,hoping he'd hear it. "Did you just call me a whore?" He yelled back. I rolled my eyes. "Open the escape door. Pull the emergency lever!" I yelled again.

"I'm not a whore,and I'm not going to be one forever,bitch!" I shook my head.
"Open the fuckin door!" He banged on the door. "I can't believe you're insulting me at a time like this. I'm trapped in a fuckin Elevator,and you're calling me a whore! If anyones a whore on this trip. It's Declan,not me!"

"Hey!" Declan yelled down to us,sounding insulted. "I said Door! D.O.O.R" I spelt it out. I really hope this works. "Well duh man! It's a huge metal door!" I shook my head. "Pull the lever!" After about 30 minutes of spelling out "Emergency lever" He finally pulled it. The door popped open. "Dude did you just scale an elevator shaft?" I nodded.

"That's some crazy ass shit right there,you're like fuckin spider man!" I rolled my eyes. "just climb out,climb ontop of this elevator and out this exit." I tried to make my instructions as clear as possible. "I can't believe you had the gall to call me a whore!" Drew exclaimed,earning another eye roll from me.

"Suck in!" I instructed as he slid out the top of the elevator. "Dude how do we get up there?" Drew looked up. "Well we stand on this,climb into that door,and out that door,and hopefully don't get killed in the process,falling." I muttered,as I stood on top of the elevator,pulling myself up the cable.

"Come on!" I yelled. Drew followed my lead as we flopped into the open elevator above us. "There!" I said. Declan and Fitz pulled us up,while a bunch of french nurses clapped. "Declan,remind me to never to get on a plane with you again." I said as we all made it safely to the hospital floor.

"What the helk happened?" Clare rushed in with a few gift shop bags. "You just had to splurge on the Eiffel tower keychain,huh Edwards?" She smiled. "Oh my God!" Then freaked out when she saw the elevator shaft. "Don't ask" Drew said. "Are you allright?" Clare asked,I nodded. Then Ally randomly interrupted our sweet moment.

"Well my birth control failed" Ally said,causing Declan to eye her nervously. "What do you mean?" Ally rolled her eyes. "Oh let me use smaller words,that means that I missed a pill." Declan's eyes grew huge. "and you can get it back,right?" Ally shook her head. "not exactly" Declan started freaking out,and Fitz unknowingly stepped on his shoe lace. He took a step and fell forward,tripping into the empty elevator shaft. "Oh shit!" Drew said,as Declan fell ,hitting the metal elevator below him,landing on his dick.

"Fuck!" Declan yelled. I shook my head. "not it" I said,and walked off with Clare.

Clare's POV

"you can't just leave him there,Eli." I warned as I turned back around. "I'll save you!" Fitz yelled,and started climbing down the elevator cables. "Well I'm dead" Declan mumbled,laying flat on his stomach. "Are you hurt?" I yelled down. "Nah,I'm,fine,fine, just pretty sure I won't be able to have kids." Fitz continued down the elevator cables.

"How far is that drop?" Ally asked. I looked down. "oh about 2 feet" I estimated. Fitz climbed down the cables,jumping down to save Declan. "Tell me where it hurts" Declan shook his head,mumbling "uh uh"

"I'll save you!" Fitz yelled,and picked Declan up. "Why couldn't I have died?" Declan wined. Fitz pulled Declan onto his shoulders as they climbed up the elevator back into the hospital. "We've got ya" Drew and Adam said,as they pulled them up.

"Fuck!" Declan squinted as he held onto his dick. "I'll get ice" Ally said,and laughed the whole way to the ice machine. "It's called karma" I teased. "I deserved it" Declan muttered,taking the ice pack from Ally. "Now that there are no more surprises lets get the helk out of here!" Eli said, as we all walked out of the hospital,well most of us walked. Fitz carried Declan bridal style.

Declan's POV

"Some adventure" I muttered,as we all made it to the parking lot,where parked in front were 2 private jets. "Declan!" Fiona. "Oh my God!" She exclaimed. "Got the fuel,got the plane thanks to that emergency gps system mom installed,and you're apparently icing your junk in the arms of Fitz." She stretched her eyes at the site.

"It's a really long story." She smiled. "Well you're going to be grounded until you graduate medical school,so we'll have all the time in the world to talk about it." "So let's go!" Fiona motioned to the jet. "See ya!" I said,looking at Clare,not really knowing what else to say. Fitz, I and Fiona climbed into the the first jet.

"I'm going to take care of you,and little Declan." Fitz said,wrapping his arm around me. "So this is the fate that I'm dished out?" I cursed.

Eli's POV

"Some vacation" Clare said,taking my arm. "I didn't really think that much could happen in 3 days." Clare took out her digital camera. "I got memories of all of it" She said,as we all went towards the plane. "so next vacation,my back yard okay?" She giggled.

"Well we have to explain this to Cece,and bullfrog" I said. "that's going to be interesting" Clare said. "Allright,my feet are killing me." Ally said,walking onto the plane. "yah it's been crazy" Adam added. "I don't think I'll ever vacation with you guys again." Drew said. We all climbed onto the plane,and took off,falling asleep most of the way.

* few hours later*

"Wake up Edwards" I said,gently shaking Clare to wake her. "We're home." "Just let me do all the talking" I said,as I made my way through the front door. "Ma!" I yelled. Her face was really mad. "Where where you Eli?" This was going to be hard to explain...

"Well after you left for...Grandma's house. We all woke up not remembering anything,because well Fitz baked us crack cookies,and I woke up with a rich guy in my bed,Clare on the roof of the happy mart in a sleigh,half naked,where I apparentally fucked a reindeer,and Clare the rich guy who turned out to be her ex. Then Drew in my refrigerator,Adam not remembering who he was,and Fitz apparentally got married to the rich guy. So in order to get rid of the marriage Declan,the rich guy that was in my bed,made a deal with Fitz to take him on a honey moon to France,but he wouldn't go without us,cause he feared Fitz would rape him...so Clare why don't you take over?" I caught my breath.

"What happened to let me do all the talking?" Clare asked. "just continue..." I said aggravated.

'"So We all tagged along to France,but our plane went down in a field in a deserted farm town called Alasce,where in exchange for a phone call Declan and Eli milked goats. We rode lawn mowers to a small strip barn,where I danced for french cash to pay for our food. Then Drew and Fitz were kidnapped by some kind of gangsters and well we went to help them,and Declan drugged Eli so he passed out on a donkey,and Then well I got sick,thought I was pregnant,then Fitz was mistaken for an escaped convent,and well the excaped convent threw Eli and I in a barn,and Ally and Adam went off for help,running into Declan,Drew and Fitz.

Somewhere in there we tied Declan to a tree because well we thought he got me pregnant,but it was actually appendicitis,and then Eli locked Declan in the morgue,he freaked out told me he was still in love with me,then Eli got arrested,mistaken for Fitz's accomplice,and I sent Declan to bail him out,but he got arrested too,and then we misplaced Adam and Drew,where apparentally Adam was mugged by a french girl,and Drew was trapped in an elevator...and Eli scaled it to save him,but then Ally startled Declan and he fell down it,landing on his dick,and then we got in a plane and flew back here...I have pictures,wanna see?"

My dad just stared at us and nodded. "That's some trip." He said,blowing out a breath. "What were you on?" He asked. "Cause I want a get me some of that." My mother nudged him. "Shut up Bull frog! What you did was completely irresponsible and stupid and illegal,and you're grounded,for a long time." My mother put her foot down. "but let me see those pictures" She took the camera from us. "Damn!" She exclaimed.

"Yah that's Eli passed out on the donkey." "and here we are at the strip bar,and that's Fitz and Declan happy together,and that's the hospital room after my surgery." Cece looked at Clare. "Are you allright?" She nodded. "You need to give us a few minutes to process this,and come up with a punishment big enough for this." Cece said,and walked off. "Got any more of those cookies?" Bull frog asked. I just rolled my eyes.

"Some trip,huh?" I asked,looking at Clare. "and it sucks,because nobody will believe us,but we knew it happened,and that's all that matters." Clare looked down at her bare hand. "I just wish I knew what happened to my ring." She said. "me too,Edwards." I scratched my head,as we went up the stairs.

"I think we have a lice kit,still" Clare teased. "It's not funny, I don't know where that donkey has been." Clare laughed.

to be continued...

Phew! That was a lot to write,but they're home now and safe and sound,well except for Declan,poor Declan. haha :)

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