Back again! Bwahahahahahaha! Don't ask why I did that.
Don't own it.
Chapter 38.
AN: wut doez every1 fink if I end da strory and den I add sum more 2 it after vocation?(Just end it) oh yah asnd prepz stup flaming if u dnot lik dat story den take muh quiz ok den u wil c if ur gofik or not!1111111(Your quiz doesn't exist anymore but it probably was rigged so everyone was a prep!)
Satan and I walked 2 his car. It wuz a blak car wif pentagrams all over it.(That wouldn't look very nice...) On da license plate said 666 just lik Draco's car. I went in it seduktivly. Stan started 2 drive it. We talked about Satanism (lolz he wuz named after Satan)(lol You're so funny haha NO!), kuttting, musik and being goffik.(Why would you talk about cutting?)
"Oh my satan, Gerard is so fuking hot!11" Volxemort agreed as we smoked sum weed.(Well that was random and disturbing) (koz bi guyz r hot dey r so sensitive I luv dem lol goez fux a bi guy)(O_O *shakes head* We... didn't need to know that... at all...)
"Lol, I totally decided not 2 comit suicide when I herd Hilena." I said in a flirty voice.(Why is she cheating on her boyfriend?) "….Hey Satan do u know da cure 4 when ppl r adikted 2 Volxemortseruem?"
"Well…" he thought. "I fink u have 2 drink Vampire blod."(NO!)
Suddenly Volxemort parked da car behind a blak movie theater. Satan and I walked outside. We went in2 da movie tether were they were showing da Excercist.(Oh THAT'S the movie you meant!) In it a boy and a gurl were doing it sudenly a cereal killer came lol.(So... he chopped up the Fruit Loops and ground up the Cheerios? Now, if she'd said serial killer he would have killed the humans, but leave the cereal alone!) Satan and I laughed at da blood koz we're sadists.(I would have thrown up)
While Satan was watching da movie, I had an idea. I took Satan's gothic blak Nightmare b4 Christmas cigar(?) sexily from his poket and put sum Amnesia potion in it. I put it bak in his blak Emile the Strange bag.(But you just said you took it from his pocket) Satan turned arund and started 2 smoke it. Blak cloudz wif red pentagramz ind em started 2 fly around everywhere.(Yeah right!)
"OMG!111" Satan said jumping up. I gasped koz I wuz afraid hed notizd. "Enoby gess what?"(What, what?)
I new that the amnesia had worked.(How?)
"Amnesia potion has not been invented yet so it will not work." He said.(If it hasn't been invented yet, how did he know what it was?) "2 badd coz I wanted 2 use sum on u."
"Kul." I raised my eye suggestingly. And den…. he tok of my cloves sexily and we started 2 make out.(Oh dear God!) I tok of his shit. He had six-pak justr lik Gerard Way!11 We frenched.(Brain bleach, brain bleach!)
"Xcuze me but u r going 2 have 2 leave!111" shooted da lady behind us she was a prep.(Maybe so but no one wants to see two horny teenagers doing it in a movie theater!)
"Fuk u!11" I said. Suddenly…. I attaked her suking all her blood.
"Noooooo!11" she screamed. All the preps in da theater screamed but everyone else crapped koz Satan and I loked so cute 2gether.(I'm suuuuure they did) Satan and I started to walk outside.(Did they at least get dressed?)
"Zomg how did u do that?" Voldremort asked in a turned-on voice.
"I'm a vampire." I said as we went into the car.
"Siriusly?" he gasped.
"Yah siriusly." I said drinking sum beer. Satan started 2 drive da car. I smelled happily.(Wait... I thought he knew she was a vampire)
"Itz too bad we didn't get 2 c da rest of the movie, don't u fink?"
"Yah." I said as we kised passively. Satan parked in a blak driveway next 2 da place where Draco and I had watched GC for the frist time. We went inside where Marylin Mason wuz playing and started to mosh lol.(Why is it always lol? I hate that!)
"Anti-ppl now uve gone 2 far Jeus Krist Superstar!1111" screamed Marlin on da stage. We did the devil fingers.(The what?) I started 2 dance really close to Satan. He was so shmexay!1 He looked at me all emo with his gothic red eyes and he looked exactly like Mikey Way. I almost got an orgaism!1 Suddenly Marylin Mason stopped singing.(I don't care)
"I wood like to peasant…..XBlakXTearX!11" he said. I ran onstage. Lucian, Samaro, Snap and Hades were there. They started 2 play their instilments. I got onstag.(And then fell down and died)
"Wel if u wonted honesty datz all u had 2 say!1111" I sang. (I dnot own da lyerix 2 dat song) My voice sounded lik a pentagram betwen Amy Lee and a gurl version of Gerard Woy. Everyone clappd. Satan got an eructation. "I'M NUT OKAY!1" I sang finaly. Suddenly Lucian started playing da song wrong by mistak.(Haha!)
"OMFG!1" yielded James. "Wut the fuck?"(No need to go there, it was a mistake!)
"Woops im sory!" said Lucian.
"You fuking ashhole!1" James shouted angrily.(IT WAS A MISTAKE!)
"U guys are such prepz!11" Snap said. "Cum on it wuz a mistake!1"(See?)
"Yah itz not his fault!11" said Serious.
"No he ruined the fucking song!1" yelled Samaro.(No he didn't!)
"U guys stop!11" I shotoed angrily but it waz 2 late. They all began 2 fight. Sudenly Samaro took out hiz nife.(Wow... so exciting!)
"OMFG no!11" shouted Lucan but it wuz 2 late James tried 2 shoot off his arm.(With a knife? You can't shoot a knife)
And den…I jumped secxily in front of da bullet!11(YAY!)
"No!111" yielded everyone but it wuz 2 late suddenly everyfing went blak.(Maybe she died!)
Chapter 38 everyone! Getting close to the end here, lets make these last chapters count! Please R&R!
-Neofanatic