A/N: I…my brain is officially mush. Statistics/Algebra class is horrible. Stupid Matt and Mello wouldn't help me until I bought Matt his PS3 and pick up Mello's dry cleaning. So…………I asked my classmate to do it for me for nothing. Yay!

From: Dark Pocholate

Subject: I've Got Beauty Questions and chocolate

Dear Mello,

I bet that subject got your attention. Well, sexy kid, you've been TRICKED! There's no chocolate in here! HAHAHAHA.Haha.Ha...ha. Uhm yeah, well I've got a very important thing to tell you.

YOU. ARE. DEAD.

Oh yes, my dear. YOU. ARE. SO. DEAD. So how the hell do you ACTUALLY think you could be answering all these questions, huh? HUH? YOU ARE DEAD. AND DON'T TELL ME "OH NO, TAKADA KILLED MY TWIN BROTHER". LIE. LIE. LIE!!!! AND OH YEAH THEN YOU SAY YOU WERE LOCKED IN THE BATHROOM FOR LIKE, FOREVER? LIAR! THERE ARE NO BATHROOMS IN WHEREVER YOU WERE, YOU KNOW, THAT CHURCH? SO GUESS WHAT? YOU ARE DEAD! YES YOU ARE! OKAY? FINE.

But I don't like it when you are dead, so I send you this Phoenix Down. If you don't know what the hell that stupid, shiny feather is for, ask Matt. He'll know.

Anyway, don't you think I'm sending this email without asking you questions. Yes, questionS, which is a plural.

1. Do you like ice cream? If so, what's your favorite flavor?

2. Were you really sorry when Matt died? Or were you relieved? Just asking. Because you've said he's such a stalker and that...

3. How old are you? Sorry, too lazy to research.

4. I've got one for Matt, too! HI MATT YOU ARE COOL : D Okay, then, let's keep on. Why do you wear goggles? AND ANOTHER ONE. Where is your name from? Mail Jeevas? Just asking.

5. This is for both of you: Did you ever meet L? If so, what do you think about his poor fashion sense?

6. What do you do when you can't sleep?

7. What are Matt's talents?(Yes, I know, PLAYING VIDEOGAMES.)

8. I've heard Matt's boxers have little faces of you in them, is that true? Ask Matt for me, kay?

OKAY ENOUGH QUESTIONS. I know you hate capital letters, but it's my way of representing I'm shouting. Yes, honey, I like to shout.

With love,

Dark Pocholate

P.S. You know what? Your hair looks like if it was covered with honey :3 I love honey. They say your hair smells good, I bet that's true. I would love to smell it!

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Dear Dark Pocholate,

You…are so mean! D:!

I-I'm going to make sure Matt and the rest of the gang will come to your house and "give you flowers". Lots and lots of "flowers"! Y-you shouldn't ruin fans' dreams like that! D: Y-you…-starts to cry-…! Gahd, be strong, Mello…strong Mello…-sniffs- Siiiiighhhhh. Okay. Right. WHATEVER! STOP PUTTING UP THE TRUTHS THAT I PRETEND ARE LIES FOR THE SAKE OF THE SO MANY CAPITAL LETTERS HOLY SHIT my eyes are about to explode.

Revive potion, eh? Why did we ever think of that when I DIEEEED. YA HEAR THAT?!!?1! I AM DED! D-E-D, DED! …-goes to a corner to be emo-

1. Ice cream is for dopes. If it spills on me, it ruins my leather. But popsicles aren't so bad. Chocolate flavor all the way.

2. At the time, I was sorry I guess. His last will was for me to finish all his saved games in his memory cards for him. And I was sorry because I accidentally erased them all. Oh well.

3. Depends when you're asking. As of 2007, I am 17.

…Hm? Oh, Matt says you're cool, too. And he's going to kick me out of the computer now because he found out the secret (see answer number 2). I ju—will you just shurrup, Matt! I'm still talki—fjndf;vjdf…

…Yo. Matt here.

4. The goggles make me look cooler than usual, if that's even possible. And aside from 24/7 direct TV-radiation, the sun will burn through my eyes. Common sense. And my name comes from my parents. Common sense times two.

5. We did back when we were way younger. Mello was also bad at fashion back then (Near's fashion now is better than Mello's fashion then), so we didn't really mind. I hardly looked at L, though. The TV and the PS2 kept getting in the way…

6. I'd try playing that Hospital game on the PS1. I mean, after you finish your hospital, you just wait…and wait…and sleep…and wait…

7. I have a lot of talents, mind you. I…just can't think of any at the moment.

8. Oh shit, he told you that?! I-ignore everything he said! Forget everything!

Sincerely, Mello and Matt

ps. Yeah, Mello's head does smell good. He changes shampoo every other day. During weekends, he usually goes for banana-smelling ones. Mid-week, he'd change to honey. Awesome trivia, yes? …Don't ask how I knew, though.

A/N: Thank you for…some person (forgot the name, sorry D:!)…who corrected me back in Chapter 35. Matt is younger than Mello, but only by a really, really little bit. I'm pretty sure it's true now that she mentioned it, but I'm too lazy to confirm. Anyway, thanks! Send your Qs to: snowrabbit399(at)gmail(dot)com. Please don't make them uber uber uber stupid (there is a fine line between funny and stupid). We won't post them if so. THANK YOU!