New co-host guys! We'll play it survivorishly, if you like him he'll stay if you don't like him we'll boot him off the island. er, show.
I own nothing. Blah blah blah blah blah. He wrote the first part of this.
H6: Took you long enough...
L: You can't expect me to move a ton of bricks in less then an hour without machinery!
H6: You weren't supposed to prank me.
T (Thomas): guys, the cameras are on!
L: what? Oh.
MK: And we have now found an excellent example of when- SQUIRRLE!
PW: looks like our cues will be off today...
SR: Hugs6, why is that guy in my seat?! *points at Thomas*
H6: Oh, right. Your ccontract's ended.
SR: yay! Now I can leave with my awesome son of Aphrodite! *leaves*
L: and she just ignored Thomas...
MK: THE SQUIRREL GOT AWAY!
PW: we don't care...
L: well, to explain Thomas... he's the new co-host. Maria was supposed to introduce him, but:
MK: I will find you squirrel.
B: I'll restrain her.
S (Spider): Maria, I got the squirrel!
MK: yay!
B: awkward...
H6: *nervous* *mutters to herself* why did I trust that idiotic-
*ALL HOSTS DISAPPEAR*
H6: *relieved* oh good... we wouldn't have much of an episode if he didn't show up.
N: *walks in*
*I walk alone by green day plays*
*applause*
N: thank you, thank you...
N: anyway, today I have several interesting things planned-
MK: we don't do plans!
T: sucks to be you.
N: anyway, they'll all play out into one very interesting picture.
T: unless Maria ruins it for you...
B: Phantom and I will be going. After all, Nico is supposed to be hosting this episode. *leaves, followed by PW*
N: you three peave to, go on.
T: *leaves*
MK: never!
L: come on, Mary!
MK: don't call me that!
L: just come on!
MK: nope!
H6: I'll make you listen to JB...
MK: I'm leaving!
*L and MK leave*
N: anyway, our first guest is-
*a cat darts out from backstage*
N: that was weird. Anyway, first I'll be talking to Reyna as her interview never really happened.
R: good.
N: Reyna, what is your fagorite color?
R: purple.
MK: what is the most stealable thing on you?!
R: not answering.
N: anyway, what is your worst fear?
R: if I have to answer that I'll punch your lights out.
N: this is crazy...
L: do the dare...
N: right! Reyna, Leo, make sure you understand that it's Leo's idea, not mine. Leo dares you to try to sing Let it Go for the credits.
R: since I know I'll have to listen to JB if I refuse, I'll do it.
N: great! And now onto our next interviewee, Bob!
Bob: hi!
N: good to see you!
Bob: good to be out of Tartarus.
N: wait, what?!
PJ and AC: he helped us get out but had to stay in himself.
N: ah. How's, um, how's Tartarus?
Bob: depressing, but I find hope when I think of Percy.
N: right, here's your dare: Maria dares you to eat a rock.
Bob: my brother did, don't see why I can't. *eats a rock*
N: and onto the final interviewee, Steve the Janitor!
STJ: thank you.
N: so, Steve, are you transexual?
STJ: what kind of a question is that?
N: Leo wrote that question, not me.
STJ: oh. I'm not transexual, thank you very much. I'll just take that JB CD and go. *leaves*
MK: does our janitor like JB?
H6: I hope not...
T: well, audience. That was weird. Remember, Reyna, you have to sing Let it Go for the lyrics.
R: *growls*
H6: Where am I? What's happening? GUYS IM SCARED.
R: Thomas took over the show and I have to sing let it go. BUT I DON'T WANNA LET IT GO.
T: You don't want to let it go? Well do you-
L: *Tackles him* DON'T SAY IT DON'T SAY IT DON'T SAY IT.
T: *Sings* DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOW MAN
MK: *starts crying*'
L: AND THAT IS WHY YOU DON'T SAY IT YOU IGNORAMUS.
MK: *sniffles*
Calypso: *flirts at Leo*
MK: *pulls out a gun*
N: I feel irrelevant. Where's Phantom?
H6: I think she died. Its literally been almost two months. I'm worried.
N: Ummmmmm... So can I continue interviewing people?
MK: No, because I have a button.
N: What does that have to do with anything?
MK: *cries* respect the button okay? I love him.
L: I thought you loved me...
MK: IM CHEATING ON YOU WITH THE BUTTON.
L: If you were normal I'd feel bad. But its almost one am so Imma let it slide.
T: Is anyone here normal?
B: NOPE HI I LIKE PIE AND I WANNA BUILD A SNOW MAN. ALSO. BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH.
MK: *to leo* Can I have soda?
L: No.
MK: Coffee?
L: No.
MK: Monster? *holds up monster* *proceeds to guzzle monster*
L: *holds head* Oh no oh no oh no she'll keep me up all night oh no why who gave her monster... I bet it was Skylar stupid skylar... *hurting inside* Maria just press the button already.
R: So I don't have to sing let it go...?
L: No go away.
N: I AM irrelevant. Good to know...
MK: WAIT YOU MEAN I CAN PUSH THE BUTTON NOW?
L: Yeah, its after midnight so go ahead.
MK: *presses button* *big banner that says Happy Thanksgiving*HAPPY THANKSGIVING HAPPY THANKSGIVING HAPPY WEIRD RELATIVES DAY GO EAT TURKEY AND GIVE ME MONSTER HO HO HO.
L: Oh goodness...
Credits roll
I've got plenty to be thankful for from Holiday Inn plays.
I'm too lazy to write out the credits
Thomas is a co-host, Becca's alive but Phantom and Skyler aren't, Sketch, Freed, and Ralph are all doing fine.
It really is almost one AM and I'm tired.
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