The Grim ED-ventures of Ed, Edd, n Eddy

By Winter Knight

Chapter 38: Nergal vs Softon!"

Note: I do not own Ed, Edd, n Eddy nor "that Grim show"… but the original characters are mine.

I admit this fanfic takes place in the same world as "KND: Operation H.A.I.R. and that explains Softon's appearance...however H.A.I.R. is on indefinate Hiatus due to personal problems...enjoy!

Sorry for the long delay, I had some problems with my eye and it's painful and it sucks.

I also just got news that...SHONEN JUMP WILL RUN BOBOBO-BO BO-BOBO IN THE MAGAZINE...IN ENGLISH!!! YES!!!

oh and something else cool happened to me last week that made me really happy, try to figure out what it is.

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Today is the day Eddy has waited...and no it's not being a Jacuzzi with the Pussycat dolls. It's the day he finally gets his older brother's room! Eddy invites Ryoko Kimono with him to the grand opening, they see a stuffed camel wearing a fez hat, a real car full of "girly magazines" and a huge bed. Eddy notices a unusual door and as Eddy and Ryoko are about to open it, the scene suddenly turns black and white and then Double D in a fancy suit appears and says to the reader "Submitted for your approval, we have young Eddy, he just finally earned his older brother's room, however what is located on the horizon of his new dwelling is a interdimentional gate to a land where imagination has no boundries... for he just entered... THE TWILIGHT Z..." Everything is back in color and Eddy says "DOUBLE D! IF YOU'RE GONNA ACT LIKE A WEIRDO FROM THAT "TWILIGHTY SHOW ABOUT THAT ZONE"... GET OUT OF HERE!"

Eddy then sees a strange looking green door, Eddy then says "cool! a green door, just like in that movie my brother once showed me!" Ryoko is then furious and says "I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO WATCH THOSE MOVIES!" Eddy then opens it without thinking and then he sees a dimensional vortex and out comes a strange-looking man in his 20's, he wears jeans and a black and yellow high school jacket with ice cream symbols on it, the strangest this is that the man's head is shaped like a pink soft served ice cream. Ryoko then says "hey! is your head shaped like pink poop or are you happy to see me? (giggles)" The strange man says "The name is Softon and I'm from the year 300X... I came for the being named "Nergal" for it is my destiny to defeat him in combat." Eddy then says oh and If you're looking for "Soot-face", try old man Dracula's house, you can't miss it... that'll be a quarter please!" Softon then tosses him a quarter and walks off in search of Nergal. Ryoko looks at a rather happy Eddy and says "You have no shame in doing anything for money huh?" and Eddy says "nope!" and continues looking at his new quarter.

Softon then enters Dracula's house and Dracula is playing Poker with Baron Von Ghoulish, Grim, And Nergal, Lord Pain appears and serves snacks and tea to the others, Dracula then says "Dracula has no idea why Skeleton man invited the weirdo with the mace and cape." Grim then says "actually the fans begged me to have him show his face on this story." Lord Pain then looks at the readers and says "Hello dear readers! My master finally brought me to this retched world known as the "Cul-De-Sac"...THIS IS MY FINEST MOMENT IN ANY FANFIC...hi mom!" Grim then looks at Nergal and says "Why are you even here? I still have hard feelings after the first time we met." Nergal then says "Might I tell you that after my nephew Ed and future daughter-in-law Nazz helped me out I supposed we formed a truce and that explains why I constantly help you and your friends drive away any evil supernatural creatures that are out to get us... let's form a truce for reals later ok Grim old chum?" Grim then says "I be thinkin' about it mon!"

Softon uses his Babylon powers to open the door and he says "Ok, which one of you is the one called "Nergal"? Dracula then looks at Softon and says "You make Dracula laugh, your head resembles pink-doodie" Nergal then says "Well Grim, I'll show you that I've changed... HEY POO-HEAD! I'M YOUR NERGAL!" Softon then says "Nergal, you are a Babylonian God of the Death, if a Babylonian warrior defeats you, that warrior will be proven to be a Babylonian warrior among Babylonian warriors. Nergal says "Oh that's right, Wikipedia says I'm a Babylonian demon...but aren't you supposed to be a "Blabs-a-lot" warrior?" Softon then says "Blame the dubbed version of my show...and now prepare to face the wrath of my "Fist of Babylon!"

And so as Nergal and Softon start fighting eachother, cards are flying around and Lord Pain happily smashes things at random. Softon then uses "Sharp fists of Babylon" and with his index and little fingers, he summons Goddess Babylon to rough him up. Nergal then uses his tentacles to shock and elecricute Softon, Softon then retaliates by uses "the hard pack of Soft swirl" to rough him up even more. The fight ends up being in the middle of the Cul-De-Sac and with no winner in sight. Double D, Celeste, and Hikari see this and Double D asks Softon why is he fighting with Ed's Uncle Nergal and Softon replies "It is my destiny as a Babylon warrior to beat this demon!" Everyone gets news about this and Ed gets excited about it and May shows up with a autograph book and for no reason at all she is dressed like Suzu.

Double D points out something bad that will happen involving time travel, If Softon defeats Nergal in this time, something chaotic might happen in the future! and then Eris appears and says "you rang? and now to case more chaos!" And Eris opens a vortex that sends Nergal and Softon, still fighting through other fanfics such as "StrawHat Guy!" and other fanfics that are written by some violent monkey on a type writer who just happens to like "One Piece", "Naruto", and "BLEACH" alot. And then they end up back in my story but they still continue fighting.

Double D then stands between the two and attempt to stop the fight while Hikari blushes that her man is standing up to the chaos. Double D then says "don't you two get it! it's just a scheme to cause chaos in the timestream and if it continues..."

Softon and Nergal talk this out and then Softon sees Eris and Nergal says "Oh it's that crazy lady with a pet hollow that used to be a fanfic writer, she's making us our pawns!" Softon then says "Let's put our differences aside and deal with that menace!" The two nod in agreement and as Nergal wraps Eris with his tentacles, Softon then uses "It's judgement time" and summons Goddess Babylon to attack her multiple times as Nergal shocks her, they tie her up and Softon uses "Mu's inheritance" to send her flying back to where she came from.

Nazz and Nergal Junior then rush to Nergal, warning him about what Eddy just told them about and when they got to Softon they start giggling at the shape of his head. Softon isn't amused by this but then Eddy and Ryoko then show up and Eddy mentions that Softon came from a strange door in his brother's room and Softon then says "I guess I have to go back or else the timestream does end up in chaos...besides I got to help my new friends against the invading Chromedome Empire." Eddy then says "Yeah... you do that, after that I got to get that door sealed shut or else something worse might happen..."

And so everyone is back in Eddy's Brother's room. As Softon is about to go back into the dimensional gate in Eddy's Brother's room, Softon then says "By the way Grim, someone wants to see you! Oh and Nergal...see you in the year 300X!" As Softon goes through thee dimensional gate what comes out is a cute japanese girl in a big green sweater. The girl goes up to Grim and says "I'm Numbuh 3 and I've come for your job, I wanna be a Grim Reaper...please?" Grim, Eddy, Ryoko, Nazz, Nergal, and Nergal Junior burst into laughter but then Numbuh 3 gets extremely angry and demonic and she jumps at Grim and savagely attacks him. Eddy then thinks, "I hope this isn't a type of story where it all turns out to be a dream..."

Eddy then wakes up and says "THIS SUCKS" but then he notices he wakes up in his brother's room and says "wow, a happy ending, I thought I only get those in massage parlors... Now I got to go back to my regular dreams...

Eddy goes back to sleep and he suddenly ends up in the "Moulin Rouge" and sees Nazz, May, Ryoko, and Sarah are dressed like those girls in that music video and they sing.

Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada (da daeaea yea)
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (ooh)
Mocha Choca lata ya ya (yea)
Creole lady Marmalade

Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi (all my sistas yea)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi (C'Mon! uh)

Eddy giggles and grins with delight and Double D, Celeste, and Nergal Jr. appear and they look furious, Double D then says "I don't care if this is just a dream... THERE IS NO ROOM IN THE DREAM WORLD FOR YOUR PERVERTED FANTASIES THAT INVOLVE OUR FRIENDS!!!" Nergal Jr. then says "Actually Double D, I have a way for Eddy to stop dreaming about stuff like this! Eddy then says "In case you never seen my show Junior, It's been hinted that I'm a perv and...actually...I'M A MEGA PERV! Just look at the following flashback!

(flashback to the episode "one + one Ed")

Eddy sees Ed's dresser and pulls out a bra, Eddy then says "whoo hoo, PG-13!" and Ed says "That's my mom's!" and Eddy is grossed out.

(flashback ends)

Nergal Junior and Double D look at eachother and smirk evily...

The next night, Eddy is then strapped to Jeff's web, he is terrified, even as Jeff is soundly asleep and Eddy says "please...let...me...go... I'll promise to only dream about the chicks of the latest issue of "Bossman's Jiggy Jiggy magazine"...PLEASE FREE ME FROM THAT EIGHT-LEGGED FREAK!"

Meanwhile, in the outskirts of the Cul-de-sac, Eris uses her powers to transform her tower and then suddenly the area becomes her new land...the Kingdom of "Eris-Zona" Marie and Lee play "hot potato"with a cantalope and then Eris then says "SISTERS! that cantalope is actually aa forbidden fruit that houses a form of evil from within it's pit. I plan to use the rind as snack... and it's core to eliminate that melon-headed hero for good! Lee, Marie, the hollow, the Chaos Big Four, and Eris laugh evily as Eris opens the cantalope and a black mass flows into the Cul-De-Sac and it enters Ed's house, it sees a sleeping May Kanker and it enters her by residing inside between her buckteeth...

Next Time: "Captain Melonhead's new suit! IT'S ALIVE!"

oh and by the way I put alot of work on that new chapter!