Chapter 38 Bumblestripe, Tigerheart, and Ashfur
Haha, let's make it to 300 reviews by the first day of school (August 25). That would mean a lot to me, plus I can brag to my friends about this story. :P
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Another shout-out to Candyheart13 for guessing where Owl Trowel came from. Haha, I love GravityFalls. NEW SEASON TOMMOROW SO EXCITED! I'M GOING TO BE CAMPED AROUND THE TV ALL DAY!
Well, let's get on with the story!
"So, did you fake a sick like you told us you would?" Dovewing asked.
"Yep. It turns out Jayfeather didn't go either. No one did." Ivypool shrugged.
"Well, c'mon. Show's on in a few."
(LINELINELINE)
"Welcome to Win a Date with Ivypool! Today, three toms will be competing to take me to Silverstream's Whitewater Rafting. Sounds very wet. Anyway, who's competing Dovewing?" Ivypool asked.
"Tigerheart, Ass-, I mean, Ashfur, and, what?! Who is doing to casting?! Who?!" Dovewing threw her markers across the room at Tansy.
"I don't know! It wasn't me!" Tansy gasped.
"Neither me!" Ivypool put her hands up.
"Nor me!" Brackenfur yelled.
"No one cares!"
"Whatever!"
"It doesn't matter. Get on with the show." Tansy hissed.
"Okay, fine." Dovewing stomped her foot and crossed her arms.
"I didn't pay to watch this show for nothing!" Lionblaze shouted from the audience.
"Shut up!" Ivypool hissed. "First question: what is your favorite animal?"
"A tiger. I'm so much like them." Tigerheart said. Ivypool rolled her eyes.
"I love cats. They're awesome. That and I like doves." Bumblestripe winked at Dovewing.
"I like squirrels." Ashfur sighed.
"Hey! Ashfur!" Tansy yelled. Ashfur put his hands up in surrender.
"Um... I don't know who gets that point." Ivypool said. "I think no one."
"Alright. So Tigerheart gets that point?" Dovewing mumbled.
"Nope. I can hear you. Next question: who is your favorite StarClan cat?"
"Me!" Ashfur squeaked. Ivypool laughed.
"Hollyleaf. She was a good friend." Bumblestripe said.
"You only saw her for a few moons." Ashfur said. He hissed when he heard the name 'Hollyleaf'.
"Flamepelt." Tigerheart nodded.
"Hate to say it, but I think Tigerheart and Ashfur each get a point. I love selfish people. Like myself." Ivypool said. "Final question: who is your most-hated enemy?"
"Hollyleaf!" Ashfur hissed. "Will someone tell her that no matter how nice she tries to be and gets me food and tells me that she's sorry does not me I will forgive her for killing me!"
"I don't hate anyone. Except for Brokenstar, Tigerstar, Millie, Mapleshade," Bumblestripe began listing off names.
"We get it!" Ivypool hissed.
"I hate Tigerstar! He expected me to be like him from my name. I mean, really?! Lionblaze got the name like Lionheart. Did Lionblaze turn out like Lionheart?" Tigerheart hissed.
"He kind of did." Ivypool said.
"Analogy wasted." Tigerheart slapped his forehead.
"Well, I think everyone gets a point." Ivypool shrugged.
Dovewing squealed. "We have a tie! Ashfur and Tigerheart each have two points! Plus Bumblestripe didn't win!"
"Ugh. Dovewing, I'm running out of questions!" Ivypool sighed. "Okay, for the tie-breaker: what is your favorite office supply?"
"Pens. I like drawing mustaches on Dawnpelt." Tigerheart said.
"Rubber bands!" Ashfur said. "I love shooting them at people!"
"Darn it!" Ivypool hissed.
"Ashfur won!" Dovewing squeaked.
"Ashfur won?!" Tansy hissed. "Ashfur!"
"What?! I was being truthful! I didn't know Ivypool liked shooting rubber bands!" Ashfur held his hands up ion surrender.
"Well, that concludes this episode. See y'all next time, on Win a Date with Ivypool!" Dovewing squealed.