A/N: Sheesh, I have not kept my promise at all, have I? I just can't write when I have a friend over, you know… but I'll make up for it now. Sorry about that!
"Finch-Fletchley, Justin!"
Finch-Fletchley… I'm sure I'd have heard of that name, or at least the two names in it. Muggle-born?
Yes. Why is that such a bad thing?
It's not, why do you think that?
Well, this blonde kid came up to me on the train and called me a mudblood, and my new friend Ernie figured out what it meant!
Blonde kid… oh, I do see a Malfoy in the crowd…
Malfoy… isn't that some evil family?
Well, they aren't all evil… there was one 300 years ago who was good… sort of…
Okay, so they're evil.
You may think that.
So, what house am in? Is it Malfoy's house?
Malfoy doesn't yet have a house, but you won't be a Slytherin, I can assure you.
Good… I heard that's the evil house.
No, it's the cunning, sly, and ambitious house. But a lot of them turn out evil, yes.
Oh. Whatever. Am I in the good one? Gryffindor?
…Good one? They are all good!
No, only Gryffindor is, I heard.
Not everything you hear is correct!
I believe everything Ernie says because he's my best friend.
…Didn't you just meet him, what, today?
Yes.
HUFFLEPUFF!
What? They're duffers!
A/N: Stereotyped, much? Well, I think there had to have been some reason why the hat was so quick with Malfoy, since he could've been a Ravenclaw, so this works.