February 5: Jigglypuff: Karaoke
Jigglypuff, one of the Smashers who had been there the longest. She was certainly no slouch in fighting either. She was even more frightening when her child, Pichu, was in danger. Perhaps it was Jigglypuff who kept Pichu out of the brawl at first. Who knew, it was one of those questions of life that probably wouldn't be answered just like: Why isn't Pichu an Igglybuff if Jigglypuff is the mother and Pikachu was the father going by Pokemon Mechanics…
But back to the story… Jigglypuff was busy home schooling Pichu.
"So what do you do when you are matched up against a ground type like Rhydon?" She asked.
"Activate Deus Ex Pika-power and aim for the horn?" Pichu replied in a bored tone.
Jigglypuff however didn't take this response nicely. She replied by smacking Pichu across the room with a paper fan. "That wasn't the right answer!"
Pichu just whimpered. Jigglypuff soon left the room to allow Pichu to study. As for Jigglypuff she walked down to the living room and began to watch some TV.
At about 3pm Jigglypuff ran to the kitchen and began to make some food. When she was done she put some on a plate for herself and the rest she put in the fridge for everyone else. The only reason that she had eaten early was because it was karaoke night at The Roost.
Every Thursday Jigglypuff would eat early and go to The Roost in order to sing karaoke. And today was no different. She rushed up to Pichu's room to say goodbye. She wasn't surprised when she entered and saw him playing videogames.
"Bye, Pichu." Jigglypuff said to her son. "If you have any problems just talk to Mewtwo."
"Okay." Pichu said. "Be careful!"
"And don't forget to study!" Jigglypuff sternly said. Pichu just groaned annoyed. Jigglypuff just smiled and walked downstairs. She then ran out of the house. However since there was a fresh blanket of snow on the ground, and the snow was taller than her, she was going to have some difficulty traveling.
Jigglypuff quickly began to inhale and float above the snow. Occasionally she would come back down and then float up in the air a few seconds later. Eventually she got to The Roost. All ready someone was on the stage singing a song. Jigglypuff looked up to see Samus singing. When she was done a few Smashers immediately got up there and ran to stop Jigglypuff from getting there before them.
Jigglypuff just pouted knowing that they were doing this purposely and were trying to stop her from singing her lullaby.
However eventually Jigglypuff did get up there before everyone else. And she began to sing. Her voice was calming and slowly everyone was getting drowsy. However they tried their best to stay up.
Much to everyone's surprise, part way through Jigglypuff's song the blue light appeared in the middle of the room. Jigglypuff just continued to sing.
"That retched noise!" The Blue Light screamed out in agony. "QUIT IT!"
Jigglypuff however continued to sing. The blue light began to explode, and The Roost caught on fire. For the first time Jigglypuff stopped singing. Those that had been lulled to sleep by her lullaby were quickly jolted awake. Quickly everyone rushed out of The Roost and watched it burn.
The heat that the fire emitted was comforting and countered the bitter wind. It wasn't long before the whole town had rushed to see what had happened.
"How did this fire start?" Master Hand shouted.
"It was that blue light." Jigglypuff replied. "It began to explode!"
Crazy Hand quickly flew over with a giant bucket filled to the rim with water. He threw it at the fire in order to douse it, however the flames were hardly doused. They continued to burn. Crazy Hand quickly flew off to the nearby river to fill up his bucket again, and then back to the burning building. He continued this process for a while, but it was hopeless.
A few nearby trees caught fire. Bowser and Donkey Kong quickly knocked them down to prevent more damage.
Meanwhile Dr. Mario was inspecting everyone who was inside The Roost to check for any burns, and applied a cream to them to help them heal.
"This blue light." Mr. Game and Watch muttered. "Just what is it?"
Jigglypuff puffed up in rage. "It interrupted my song!" She said. "That is unforgivable!"
