Wii Fit Trainer & Villager (A.K.A Mayor)

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"Villager! May I have a word dear?" Wii Fit Trainer asked.

"Sure, what do you want?" He asked as he put down his axe. "Not like I'm doing anything."

"…Why is Kirby tied to a tree with an apple on his head?" Wii Fit Trainer asked.

"Hiiii!"

"Target practice. I'm trying to hit the apple." Villager said.

"I'm helping! Poyo!"

"…Please don't harm him." Trainer said with a gulp.

"Ah, he'll be fine. He wants to help!"

"Then why is he tied to a tree?"

"To stop him from eating the apple." Villager glared at Kirby. "Little sucker thinks those things grow off of trees…" Trainer paused.

"But, don't they-"

"Yes yes, that's not what I meant." Villager said while rolling his eyes. "It takes a long time for apples to grow, that's all I'm saying. Anyway, what do you want?"

"I just wanted to tell you I took the liberty of throwing out all of the junk food in your room. Isabelle doesn't approve and you lied when you said the only food in your world is fruit and fish."

"What are you talking about, of course that's all there is-" Villager suddenly reeled back in shock. His eyes shrinking in horror as the smile on his face twitched. His body eventually gained the attributes of a wet noodle and he wiggled tragically onto his hands and knees. "My secret stash…"

"Having that much candy in your home is unhealthy! How you had enough to fit into an entire closet I'll never know, but it is definitely not something a normal person would do." A rain cloud formed over the Villagers head. Wii Fit Trainer stared at it expectantly. When no rain came out, an annoyed Lakitu popped out and kicked it a few times before disappearing back into the cloud. There was a small thunder clap and then the cloud started raining.

"That was supposed to be for Halloween next year…"

"What are you talking about? That's disgusting!" Wii Fit Trainer said with disgruntled grunt.

"They only make it one month out of the year! You just cost me a small fourteen you good for nothing statue!" Villager snapped as he stood up. The rain cloud made a 'eep' sound and quickly fled. "Now how am I supposed to get the spooky and creepy furniture set from Jack!"

"W-what?" Trainer asked with a confused shake of her head.

"Alright yoga nut, you wanna train me?" He grabbed his axe. "Then lets go."

"You…you are one strange individual."

"Hyaaaa!"

"…Poyo?"

An: Still debating on the prequel Smash Supports. They'll be a separate fan fiction...Let me see how the next week or so goes. If I can continue to update regularly I'll think about it.

Daisy Bokoblin: Thank you! I wasn't sure how people were going to feel about the end of that support. But its definitely better then the first draft I almost put up a while back XD

LoveGlutton: Why thank you

Schniedragon88: Yeah, I'm glad to!

I'm still thinking about it. It all depends on how my next few updates go.

But that would definitely be one of the first (if not the first) supports if I did.

Batblind: Lol I hope so, although only one finds the other annoying

Very true, I guess I'll wait a bit before making a decision.

Dapper Dee VI: Why if it isn't my old chap Dapper Dee the VI!

And yes, it is very true. I always wondered how the Mayor survived on that kind of diet...