nina amina

Dear Germany, Any suggestions on keeping Italians out of your house? Because New York keeps showing up even when i lock my doors, asking if I want pizza at like three in the morning. Sincerely,Pennsylvania

Dear America, Please stop eating so much, it's not heathy. Cut back on your hamburgers or else!Love, Pennsylvania

Dear Pennsylvania,

If I could keep Italians out of my house I would. It seems like no matter what I do Italy keeps coming back, by now I'm (sadly) use to finding him in my bed in the morning. And since Italy is here, Romano and Spain (and occasionally France or Austria) come over. As if it wasn't enough dealing with mein bruder. Yes, Italians some how get past lock doors, don't ask me how. Just try to bare it, I certainly do.

Aufrichtig,

Germany

Dear Pennsylvania,

What? I'm perfectly healthy! Ha Ha. You and Iggy both tell me that. You don't mean it though, do ya?

Love,

America