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'This job is to boring.' Naruto thought to himself as he sat two girls at a table in the section he was working. He would have prefered not to, mostly because the girl wearing multiple layers of clothes smelled like she hadn't bathed in a long time. If it weren't for her clean skin, he would have been worried about her. The other girl had red eyes and black hair and a slim body, in contrast to the other girls amber eyes and blonde hair. They both wore their clothes in a messy way.

The girl with multiple layers of clothes had a pretty high amount of magic in her body, about half as much as Erza currently had in her. That meant she had reserves of magic that were on par with a Wizard Saint, since Erza had Wizard Saint reserves of magic even before her boost in power. Both girls were rather pale, with the black haired one having paler skin than the blonde haired one.

"You gonna take out orders or just keep checking our bodies out?" The paler of the two asked rudely, and Naruto sighed before plastering a smile on his face. Naruto took out the notepad before looking at the girls.

"Can I get each of you something to drink?" Naruto asked with slightly grit teeth. Something ahbout these girls put him on edge. It might just be the fact that the had strange grins, or it could be his primal need to beat down the blonde haired girl. Her large reserves automatically painting her as a threat to him, even though her body wasn't nearly as toned as Wendy's was even though this girl looked to be 18.

"I'm good Byakko-kun." The blonde girl said with a slight toothy grin on her face, and he wasn't really bothered by her knowing that name. Everyone had been calling him similar things since they had started this job today. Apparently Byakko was easier for people to remember than his real name, just like Erza was called Titania instead of her real name sometimes.

"Coffee for me skirt boy." The black haired one mocked the fact he was once more wearing his man skirt because somebody had spilled grape soda on his white pants while he had started working here. So now he was forced back into the strange white open vest and golden man skirt combo. He refused to wear the uniforms when working here, mostly because they didn't come in his and Wendy's sizes.

"Right away ladies." Naruto said neutrally with his smile dropping when he turned around to go get them the drink the black haired one ordered. That one barely registered as a threat on Naruto's radar for some reason... no, that was even more suspicious. He could even feel her magic, nor could he feel her presence in general even with her right there.

"Can I get a... cup of oil?" Gray said as he entered the ht kitchen with a confused look on his face. Like Naruto he too had gotten a real freak at one of his tables... and Gray was currently only wearing boxers and a tie. The uniform was to stuffy for the automatic stripper, but even that was normal compared the order he was getting for his customer.

"I need a coffee." Naruto said, and Wendy came over to him and handed him a cup with a smile on ehr face. Morgiana was told that she had to wait outside, mostly because she was just as sensative to smell as Naruto. The only difference was that she had never been in a eatery before, so the smells had given her a massive headache. She was taking a nap on top of the building to ease her head.

"Here you go." Wendy said with a smile, before they heard Lucy get onto Natsu for eating the food before the job was finished. Both he and Gray exited the kitchen at the same time, before going their seperate ways to their respective tables.

'I wonder what kind of person needs oil for a drink?' Naruto asked himself before reaching the table of the girls he was serving, and placed the cup of coffee on the table. He sweat dropped when he saw her gulp the entire thing down in one go, before the blonde one snapped her fingers.

"We are ready to order Tiger-kun. I will be having two bowls of rice, and she will be having seven plates of well done steak... don't skimp on the steak sauce Tiger boy." The blonde one ordered him with a grin still on her face, and at this point she wa sstarting to grate on Naruto's nerves. He still went back to the kitchen with a paper he used to write their orders on, but he did promise himself that he would never agree to do this job again.

"How are you so cheerful?" Naruto asked when he saw a happy Erza wearing a maids uniform, and on one of her hands She looked at him for a moment, before smiling and grinning her Erza grin.

"I love working in costume." Erza answered simply while the each waited for their orders to get done cooking. It was a slow day today, so neither of them had more than a table each. The ones that had the most tables were Natsu and Lucy, since apparently big boobied blond babes bringing breadsticks was sexy or something. Gray, Erza, and Naruto only had a single table each.

"You love the costumes... you are so weird." Naruto teased in a laid back tone of voice, before a loud crashing noise was heard the the dinner and a few moments later Lucy came back intot he kitchen shivering from the ice water she had ended up pouring on her self. Naruto chukled lightly, ebfore he blushed and looked away when he saw to things poking out from her chest. Apparently the water really was cold, and Erza nodded to herself when she saw his reaction.

'Blushing at the sight of hard nipples, so he isn't completely ignorant to the sexual attraction of the opposite gender.' Erza thought with some relief. She would have been worried if he didn't get, or understand anything sexual at all. That would make her goal of hooking him and Wendy up that much harder. A romantic relationship without eventual sexual encounters wasn't much of a romance in her opinion, and how could she have 'grandchildren' if Naruto didn't have sex with a good looking girl? She didn't want to wait until she was thirty before having grandchildren.

"Don't look!" Lucy shouted as she ran into the changing room to get on a fresh unifrom, and Natsu came into the kitchen not a second later with a return order of fish. Happy didn't hesitate to eat the fish as soon as it was in his sights.

"What a freak." Gray said as he walked back into the kitchen with his customer's order of cooking oil. Naruto looked at the strange order, before shrugging. It wasn't like this person would order it unless they were sure they wanted it.

"At least you don't have two wild girls like I have at my table. Those two are rude, and one of has Wizard Saint level magic reserves. I can't get a good read on them either." Naruto said as he looked out of the window on the door to see one of them scratching her head with a fork. Even he knew that wasn't proper behavior, which was why they should consider themselves lucky Erza wasn't their server today. She wouldn't take their crap, and she would lecture them on proper behavior.

"Those two... they look kind of rough around the edges, but seem nice." Gray said with a quick glance out of the window himself, before he sweat dropped when one of the girls started to pick her nose and flick it at somebody that passed by them with grins on their faces.

"See, weird. I don't think I have ever seen a girl act like that before. Not saying it is a bad thing, but it is kind of strange." Naruto commented before he took the girls order from a tray and started to walk it out to them, wondering how they were going to annoy him next. Something about them did set an alarm off in his head, as if he had heard about them recently.

"About time you show up with the grub Tiger-kun. I was thinking you were scared away by our femine charms." The black haired one commented while picking her nose with her pinky. The only thing he saw truly feminine about her was her body shape, with her breasts and slim figure. He didn't commented on that though, knowing that he would be lectured by Erza if he did something like that.

'Female charms my ass.' Naruto thought as he sat the food down with a smile that he had to force across his lips. These girls were wuickly wearing on his thin temper, which wasn't very hard to do. He was always quick to anger, and these girls just seemed to love pushing his buttons. Naruto's fist twitched when the blonde one dumped one of her bowls of rice on top of his head with a grin, and for a second he wanted to truly punch a woman outside of a fight.

"Whoops, I guess you made a mess of the rice. How is your steak sister?" The blonde one asked, and her sister just grinned before she took a bite of the steak before her grin turned nasty.

"Not very good, how about you try it Tiger-kun?" The black haired one said before she tossed the plate at Naruto's face, and he caught the plate without a problem. The steak on the other hand went off the plate, and still hit Naruto in the face. He winced when steak sauce got in his eye, before he grit his teeth as the veins of his fist bulged and his knuckles turned white from how tightly he was gripping his fist.

"I can take your food back for you if you want?" Naruto asked, before the black haired girl seemed to get annoyed by how he wasn't showing his anger in any other way besides the tightening of his fist.

"We're good, but I can use another cup of your hottest coffee. Only thing about this shitty place that is good." The paler of the two commented, and Naruto nodded and started back to the kitchen. He was so close to exploding at those girls, and if he exploded then that would be bad for not just his reputation but also Fairy Tail and his teams reputations.

"What happened to you?" Wendy asked as he rushed over to Naruto and got a napkin to wipe the sause off of his face. Naruto just smiled at his reprieve from the rude girls, before he got a hot cup of coffee without really telling Wendy how it happened.

"I'll tell you later Wendy, but I don't need Erza-sensei overhearing and taking her anger out on the girls." Naruto said with a shiver. That would make him look like a wimp if it got out that he needed somebody to fight his battles for him. The fact that Erza was his 'mother' just made it all the more embarrassing. He fought his own battles when and where he wanted to. A few girls picking on him with this kind of small stuff was no trouble to him. He had once gotten worse from a class full of bitchy girls.

"You can't let people bully you." Wendy said, and Naruto shrugged. It wasn't like anything they were doing was actually hurting him, so why should he take his anger out on them over it. The rice had been easy to shake out of his hair, and Wendy had been able to wipe the sause from his face easily. He had no reason to respond to their bullying, because that would just give them the joy of winning.

That didn't mean he would beat the shit out of them if he ever saw them out of the resteraunt. All bets were off then, because it was only the fact they were customers that protected them. That and he always had trouble fighting women, mostly because he didn't like hurting girls. Erza being the exception to this rule.

"Don't worry about it Wendy." Naruto said with a comforting smile, before he left the kitchen with the coffee cup. Going over the the table, he saw the blonde one had a sick grin on her face again. Now that he thought about it, these girls seemed to have a natural insanity to them.

"So the tiger boy shows his clean face again. What took you so long? Is it that hard to get a cup of coffee?" The one with the messy white shirt and black hair asked with a teasing grin on her face. Not the kind of teasing between friends, but she was being nasty about it.

"Here is your tea ma'am." Naruto said, before she looked at the cup with a confused look.

"I asked for coffee... GAH!" She shouted when Naruto 'slipped' and the hot coffee landed on the girls legs. She jumped out of the seat and started to pat her legs to sooth them, while her sister chuckled at her misfortune.

"Whoops, it looks like you had an accident. Let me help you with that." Naruto said kindly, because being nice was harder than getting even. So now that his temper had snapped, despite his earlier words, he was going to enjoy messing with these girls. So with a quick swip of his hand Naruto started to smack her thighs to 'help' get the coffee off.

'Tiger-kun knows how to play.' The blonde one thought as she watched her sister get her skirt lifted up, and the fact she had no panties on revealed when Naruto 'made sure' that there was no coffee left on her. He put the skirt back down, and the black haired girl sat back in her seat with a blush and started to eat her food at a subdued rate. Never having come across a person that would do that to a woman in the blink of an eye.

"Now, how is your food?" Naruto asked with a slightly dark smile on his face, and the two girls grinned at him with two insane smiles.

"Much better now that our waiter has balls." The blonde one said, and Naruto's eye twitched at the fact that they insulted him and complimented him at the same time.

"Like the view?" The black haired one asked, and Naruto face palmed to hide the slight blush on his face. He had seen a bit more than he had been expecting with that move he pulled a little bit ago. He didn't need to learn that this girl was shaved, but then again Naruto was learning a lot more about girls than he should of lately.

Wendy's body was covered in extremely small scales, so her body didn't grow hair for the most part. The hair on her head was strangely immune to this. Though the fact she couldn't grow hair on most of her body was helpfull for her. It just meant she didn't need to worry about shaving. The fact her skin was still soft to the touch was strange, but nice. He learned that when she pushed her face against his stomach on the train.

Morgiana, and by extention himself, were Fanalis that didn't grow body hair because their bodies were naturally designed to be as fast and strong as possible while remaining 'beautiful' in the eyes of humans. It was just a trait that they had for some reason, but he wasn't complaining. It just made flying so much easier with how he cut down on air resistance by not having leg and arm hair.

"So did you like the view of my sister?" The blonde one asked with a grin, and Naruto turned his head away from them slightly.

"Not at all. Is there anything else I can get for you?" Naruto asked now that they seemed to be done teasing him. He blamed the fact that now that he did something back, they knew that he would continue to respond in kind. They could respect that.

"We are good to go, so how about that check?" The back haired one asked with slightly narrowed eyes, and Naruto nodded and went up to the front to get the check. When he came back he placed it on the table, before he went back to the kitchen.

"Are you blushing?" Naruto heard Erza asked when she entered the room with a tray in her hands, but he shook his head quickly in denial. Wendy heard that, and she came over to him to see if the girls had triued anything with him before sighing in relief when she saw that he wasn't covered in food again.

"I'm not blushing." Naruto denied without a second thought, and Erza just accepted it without questioning him. Naruto quickly controlled his blush, before going back out to see that the girls weren't at the table. Picking up the check, he noticed that they didn't leave a tip with a sigh.

He should have known that they wouldn't leave a tip, but then again they looked like they were just barely scrapping by so he would be angry. Not everyone can afford to tip their waiters, so taking it personally and getting angry was useless.

Naruto picked up the dishes, before going back into the kitchen to clean them.

Today was going to be a long day.

Chapter End.
Yes, those girls were the two from the magazine, but Naruto only read their description once and it didn't have a picture so he didn't realize who they were at first glance. He wasn't thinking about them at the time either, so all he noticed was that they were suspicious. That shows at least he is learning to be suspicious of people. He wasn't the only one looking for them remember, they were also looking for him. Them finding him was easy because they had Ultears help.
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