Another from Florida Tiffany! Yays! *is too drugged up to really care if she sounds retarded in A/Ns right now* Anyway, sorry this took so long to get up... And you're right, I wouldn't want to be like Canada, no matter how adorable he is. ... That's my sis. She's Canada. *bricked by my sister* Yeah, you can find our conversation about that on my profile, and discover why for a short while, she thought I was America. Which is hellavu way off from the truth.

Disclaimer: *holds up a sign that says "NO"*


Thanks~, not a lot of people consider me very lucky *ponders for a second*. Oh, you're welcome anytime at Florida, it won't be hard to find me. I live in Clearwater - nice beaches (haha, oil don't touch this bitch!) - I would love to have you over sometime.

I don't think Dad would read this. Hmm, sometimes he checks my computer history - but usually only when I get a virus.

Oh, my bad, I thought he was - I mean it sounded like you were flirting with him in the other letters and considering your history.

But if you think of him as a Big Brother, then I shall apologize for my misinterpation. I'll stop calling you Mama Roma tambien - instead I'll call you Fratello Lovi! Oh! I mean, Fratello Roma - lo siento I forget you don't like being called that.

My Dad sucks at gardening, I've only grown moonflowers for a science project once, but that's it. What do you grow? Do you prefer to grow vegetable or flowers?

Nah, nothing illegal. I just like playing piano, writing, and art. Among other interests.

Yah, well, when he gets a call that one of his kids is getting C's and some...Fs...

it doesn't matter if his daughter is interested in the whole fricking languages of the world

- what matters is his daughters grades. Our in his words, "Screw Melting pot, bring those

damn grades up!" Not my fault that spanish isn't as interesting as Japanese or Italian.

Thus Rosetta Stone has been taken until further notice.

I'm glad you like it, Paul grew them. He and his wife lets me stay at their house sometimes

- they're like a second family - and he's Sicilian (his father immigrated from Sicily and

fought for the Americans in WW2 - he won an award I think.). He has this big garden and he

grows all types of stuff.

I had fun talking, well, emailing, writing...I had fun exchanging letters with you and I

hope I'm not too annoying or anything *small happy smile* - I'm not that good with talking

with others and all.

Signed,

The State of Florida, Tiffany

P.S. - Well Spain is my Papa and at the time I thought you were dating him, so I naturally

called you Mama. Pero, since I was mistaken and you consider him like your brother - I

suppose you're my Big brother.

Dear Tiffany,

Glad that the oil didn't get to you; I heard that your sister, Acadia, was hit pretty hard with that crap. And maybe I'll drop by a few days before a world meeting or something; it'd be nice to meet your friend Paul, too. I actually don't think we've ever met...

Fl-flirting? How is cursing him out and calling him names flirting? D-dammit... And, um, thanks for not calling me that embarrassing nickname... Ugh, I'd never hear the end of it from Spain if you kept calling me that.

*snorts* I'm not surprised he does. I mean, he spends more of his time trying to tear down trees and plants than he does taking care of them. I doubt he's had a fresh homegrown fruit or vegetable that hasn't been genteically modified in about a decade or so. Whenever he started with the whole preservative shit thing. And I suppose I prefer vegetables, because at one point, they've got flowers on them, too, but you can actually eat the final product.

*winces* Ooh... But, at least my language is more interesting than Spanish. Kinda a hollow victory there... And don't worry, I kinda find myself enjoying this whole letter thing as well. A lot less annoying than having to talk to most of these bastards face to face...

Signed,

Romano


Thanks again for the review~ *sighs* Better get started on another one... No matter how fun these things are, it's annoying when your cat keeps deleting all your work.