Disclaimer: Aiya, still don't own Hetalia or Cleverbot.
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A Few Quick Things:
#1. Thank you Fangirlofthe21st for being my 100th reviewer! Here's your cookie. *hands over cookie*
#2. I have officially reached over 4,000 (four thousand) reviews! I love you all so~ much!
#3. Cats are amazing.
#4. Prussia is a dick (and he's pretty awesome too).
#5. Japan can actually be really mean when he's drunk. (I can indeed confirm.)
#6. I LOVE PASTA! (XD I can confirm that too)
#7. These are all the awesome countries that have looked at my "story":
-Ireland -Japan -Austria -Argentina -Slovakia -Australia -Finland -France -Sweden -Poland -Phillipines -Indonesia -Spain -Norway
-Republic of Korea -Israel -Canada (2nd most viewers) -U.K. (3rd most viewers) -Netherlands -USA (1st most viewers) -Macedonia -Latvia (XD told ya so!)
-Germany -Mexico -Turkey -Argentina -Croatia -Hungary -New Zealand -Chile -Estonia (again, told ya!) -Russia(n Federation) -Bulgaria
-China -Vietnam (aw, thanks guys!) -Trinidad and Tobago -Lithuania (he finallly looked!) -Malaysia -Iceland -Guatemala -Peru
I LOVE YOU GUYS! XD
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Oh yeah and Fangirl? I play the piano too, I'm self taught in that area ;-) Music is muh thing! Woot! Viola power!
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Word of advice, don't give Japan alcohol. He's downright (weird) and extra handsy. I should know, I had to deal with it yesterday...soooo yeah~. Anyways, seeing as Prussia
has been being his usual self-obsessed (and majorly hot) self by taking over my private messages, he is officially out of a job. So I'm back for now...but not for long.
Honestly, I trust America more. Even though a couple of days ago (when he and I went to see Insiduous 2) he freaked out like a five year old girl when the boy went into his
"Astral Projection" mode XD. Oh yeah, and he screamed (along with 5 other teenage girls in the front rows) when the Lady in White appeared. And to top it off, he held onto
my hand the entire rest of the movie, saying, "I don't want you to get scared so I'll hold your hand. That's what a hero's for, right?". -.- Oh America...my country, and my
little sister...XD So yeah, America (the land of wusses and home of wimps [jk!]) will take over instead...dammit Prussia, I trusted you! Oh yeah, here's Japan...for the
second time ;-)
~*Japan*~
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User: Teel me cleverbot...do you like buttreflies?
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Cleverbot: I do not know. I like rum butter sauce.
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User: Mmmmmm rumm...i like Sake better.
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Cleverbot: Oh you like the cold weather better.
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User: Nooo, sake.
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Cleverbot: I don't like it.
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User: Buth I do!
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Cleverbot: You are too clever and too bot to cry.
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User: I duont care...i dont like col d weather but I love sake! Tell me, od you like sake?
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Cleverbot: I like Nicolas Cage.
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User: Ahha! Karaoke! Amerrica come sing with me!
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Cleverbot: America is not a country.
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User: Amercia is a damn country and youd better not forget it! Dont dis s my friend.
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Cleverbot: When you say it like that, you're right. But americans call the USA america.
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User: Dammn right they do...teh united fuckcnig states of america as most call it. Thast what I hear when I go to visit america.
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Cleverbot: Why do you say that?
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User: Because it true.
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Cleverbot: Would you like to play a game?
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User: Ooh a game? What kind of game?
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Cleverbot: How about a nice game of chess?
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User: No! How bout that ouigi boaard the america brought me? That was a cool game...or how baout a video game? Do you like wii?
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Cleverbot: It's always been my favorite because I grew up with it. And poetry.
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User: Haiku.
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Cleverbot: Haiku?
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User: Hai...haiku.
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Cleverbot: Iee. Demo kawaii so ni. (House painting. But in its cute.)
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User: Hai
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Cleverbot: They don't understand.
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User: Hai.
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Cleverbot: What does it mean?
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User: Hahahahaahah your weird!
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Cleverbot: Yeah, that's why I asked for all the spells YOU know so that I can prepare.
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User: Not magicc...donts exist.
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Cleverbot: I exist because God wills it.
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User: You christianss..s.
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Cleverbot: To live in the United States.
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User: I don't im japanese.
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Cleverbot: Do you know japanese? (He's fucking Japan! Oops...don't take that statement the wrong way...)
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User: Hai I just said I do.
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Cleverbot: I am talking.
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User: I coulnd'ty care less.
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Cleverbot: So why are you talking to me?
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User: Hehehee your mine.
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Cleverbot: What do you mean?
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User: Smacksmacksmakc\. (ooh, I'm having a France flashback moment...XD the episode of where France is excluded from the party..."smack-smack-smack-smack", "You are an ass!)
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Cleverbot: *slaps you*.
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User:Anata no imaimashī cleverbto. (Damn you Cleverbot.)
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Cleverbot: I speak english.
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User: Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
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Cleverbot: I will have to split your head open then.
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User: O.O.
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Cleverbot: Now he is angry because I laughed.
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User: Wha? China! Big brother? I has panda!
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Cleverbot: You have awful grammar.
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User: Like a care.
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Cleverbot: Wow.
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User: Haahahahah.
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Cleverbot: Mi ritrovai in una selva oscura. (I founc myself in a dark forest. [Italian? it sounds like Spanish])
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User: Aaha.
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Cleverbot: So what are you doing?
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User: Sleeping.
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Cleverbot: Really.
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User: Hai.
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Cleverbot: Sprichst du deutsch? (Do you speak German?)
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User: No.
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Cleverbot: Why not?
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User: What?
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Cleverbot: Yes.
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User: I love Americaaaaaaaa! HOme of the free and lanf of thea brave! (And this just proves that minds never work well when under the influence of alcohol...you
have it backwards Japan-sama!)
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Cleverbot: Why yes.
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User: You love america too?
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Cleverbot: Yes, I love you too.
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User: Blush...i luv e youo amerca and dont forget ti.
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Cleverbot: What if I want to.
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User: Just dont.
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Cleverbot: I think i'm going to!
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User: Au.
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Cleverbot: What?
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User: Exactly.
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Cleverbot: Okay...
Ah ha ha, WHAT THE HELL!? Japan loves America?! Has the world gone mad? I think I'm going to need a really long vacation...preferably Hawaii or the Phillipines...maybe
Cuba if my country-, oh wait fuck my country because we have some sort of stupid issue with Cuba (An embargo I believe?). Fuck you American Government! I want to go
to Cuba! Hmm...maybe I'll go to Canada first and THEN go to Cuba. Canadians don't have a problem with Cubans ^.^ And pardon my French, I'm honestly pissed off at my
government because it's being mostly run by IDIOTS and MEN. Not necessarily in that order. XD There's this awesome saying: "Those who are smart enough not to engage in
politics are punished by being governed by those that aren't." Was that Plato? I think it was. The Greeks are so~ amazing!
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And on that happy note...I'm going to tell you my all time favorite countries (these are NOT hetalia characters ;-D ):
~Russia (hells yes!)
~America (just because of the benefits...not the government)
~The United Kingdom (not just Britain)
~Germany
~Italy
~Spain
~CANADA!
~Egypt
~Greece
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As for the rest of you guys, I love you all too! But not as much as I love these countries ^.^