Many people have said that good things must always come to an end... For our girls... It's this chapter. Riley, Mini maslow and I, Phalen Rhude, have made some of our greatest memories writing out these even though this is the end for our girls, it's just the beginning for us. And even though this is a BIG NIGHT for us, I want you to Show Me that you really cared about this story! Read and review? Thanks! Phalen!
The End is just the... Well... End...
Time had passed rather quickly for the group, with Clasura Drive releasing another CD, and BTR going back on tour to support the EP they had released.
"God, look at me... I'm fucking huge!" Riley yelled at her reflection, unable to get used to having a bump in the middle of her stomach. She was only eight and a half months pregnant, and well, as Ali had put it, it wasn't going to be long before she popped.
"I know, I know... Sweetie it's only for a few more weeks..." James said gently, walking into the room to stand behind her, wrapping his arms around her swollen stomach.
"I know that already! I'm so fucking tired of my back and feet hurting and... Oh, I smell Ali's fudge!"
James smiled, setting a hand on his wife's shoulder as she went to walk away, pulling her into a kiss.
It felt odd, Riley realized, to know that soon it wouldn't just be her and James anymore. There'd be sleepless nights, endless pleads for attention, and more cranky attitude then she'd know how to handle.
"Yeah, Ali came over to see you... And give you food... She said that your mom always liked fudge when she was pregnant with you."
"... How did she-"
"It's Ali, she doesn't need a reason to know shit!"
"Fine...I WANT CHOCOLATE!" Riley yelled, practically tripping on the door frame as she went to leave the room.
"THEN GET YOUR FAT ASS DOWN THE STAIRS TO EAT SOME!" Ali shouted from the kitchen, cutting out squares of fudge. Ali cut out a quarter of it and set it aside.
"Have I told you how much chocolate I've eaten in two months alone? Must have been like half of a ton... Man, this... Is... The best fudge I've ever had!"
Ali took the pan and set in front of Riley. "It's my mom's recipe, remember how she only made this at Christmas time."
"Yes! That's why it was good! We only got it once a year!"
"Except that one year when she made it on your birthday!"
"That was the best gift..."
"Considering you ate the entire pan without me."
"My boyfriend broke up with me on my birthday!"
"No excuse! We could have eaten, cried and then run together."
"Really? You would have wanted me to wait, while I was drowning in sorrow on my birthday, to forget a jerk that never really loved me in the first place?"
"Dude, I'm you BBFF!"
"isn't it BFF?"
"Best Bitch of a Friend Forever!"
"... That's nice?"
"It's true!"
"Right...and then when- whoa... What the fuck?" Riley said suddenly, blinking in confusion.
"What's wrong?"
"There's no water on the counter, is there? Feels like something just spilled on me. Unless... Oh fuck... Oh fuck..."
"What are you freaking out about?"
"Ali... Call the guys. JAMES!" Riley hollered, smirking at the crash she'd heard, James must have almost tripped down the stairs.
"What? What's wrong? Fudge gone already?" He joked, not reading the expression on her face.
"No... Little more urgent then that. I...I think my water just broke."
"Wait... What? You're not due for another two weeks yet!"
Riley grabbed James by the shirt collar. "THE BABY DOESN"T THINK SO!" She hissed.
"... What do I do? What do I do? What do I do?"
"James? Maybe getting her to the hospital would be a good start!" Ali shouted at the panicking brunette while Ali was on the phone with Logan and Carlos.
"What hospital are we going to?"
"THE FIRST FUCKING ONE WE SEE!" Riley shouted.
"Which would be?" James asked. Ali turned and gave him the shut-up-or-she'll-kill-you glare.
"Aurora West Pavilion?" Ali asked Logan, who said he'd text directions to her phone.
"Actually why don't you guys just come here... I think the more people we have the better... More of a chance of keeping James alive, by the way things are going," Ali said, unable to hide the smile as she watched Riley's lip curl in pain and the annoyance that was James pacing the kitchen floor.
"If you keep that up, you'll wear a hole in the floor!" Ali called to him, before saying to Logan, "I'd get here now if you ever want to see James or I again...seriously."
"WHY DON'T WE GET IN THE FUCKING CAR SO I CAN GET TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL SO I CAN GIVE FUCKING BIRTH?"
"Um, Riley... Logan's gonna drive since he knows where the hospital is. Carlos and the other girls are with him."
""YOU HAVE FUCKING ON STAR ALI!
"Do you really believe that I am going to drive with you in the car yelling at me? FAT FUCKING CHANCE!"
"Do you two have to yell at each other?"
"You're going to get yourself killed! SHUT UP!" Ali and Riley both shouted.
"Why would I be the one getting killed?" James asked curiously, totally unaware Riley's fuse was about to run out.
"BECAUSE YOU DID THIS TO ME!"
"It takes two to tango... In this case have sex but... You get the idea."
"JAMES SHUT UP!" Riley shouted, one hand going to her hair as she tugged at it nervously, biting her lip. She looked like she was on the edge of tears.
"Right, shutting up now."
Five minutes later, Logan and Carlos had pulled up, and James and Riley practically threw themselves into the car, while Ali got into her own car, grabbing her phone and dialing Carlos' cell to act like a radio between the cars.
Carlos answered his phone from Logan's car and chuckled at the song playing.
"I don't mean to be rude, " Riley started, finally not yelling, " BUT DRIVE, MITCHELL!"
"So much for a quiet ride," Carlos mused, trying not to laugh.
"What are you laughing at?" Riley asked icily, before adding, "I am about to squeeze a watermelon from a kiwi! SHUT UP!"
Carlos put the volume on his phone. "Listen to the song, Riley! Keep Holding On!"
"If you even try to... Just... Make some stupid little joke or try to make me forget or dumb down what's happening to me, I'll steal your helmet, draw unicorns and rainbows all over it and then make sure you can never play hockey again." She growled.
"Okay... Ali! The music's not working!"
"NO SHIT CARLOS!" Ali shouted over the loud music. "I JUST DID THIS TO PISS HER OFF!"
Meanwhile, Logan had launched into his medical state of mind, and was currently explaining to an already scared Riley how the stages of labor actually worked, from the cervix dilating to the uncomfortable burn she'd feel as the head crowned. And then came the talk about stitches and blood loss in case she tore.
"Most time it's not bad from what I've heard, but in some cases the mothers have died from complications following the birth."
"LOGAN! Shut your God damned mouth! I don't want to hear it! I will have a perfectly healthy baby and you will not-"
"SO DON'T YOU BRING ME DOWN TODAY!" Music blared from right next to them and they looked to see Ali driving beside them, aviators on her face, top down, the wind blowing through her hair. She looked over at them and waved, grinning at Riley, smiling, waving and laughing.
"ALI YOU'RE LUCKY YOU'RE NOT IN THIS CAR! I'D RIP YOU THE FUCK APART!"
"WHAT?" She shouted back, "I CAN'T HEAR YOU! THE MUSIC'S TOO LOUD!"
"IF YOU WERE IN HERE, I'D RIP YOU THE FUCK APART!"
"TRY THAT ONE MORE TIME!"
"I'D RIP YOU THE-" Ali smiled, as James cut Riley off and kissed her. At least part of the plan is was working.
With Riley quiet for a few seconds, everyone could think. Well, this was until Riley remember James' lucky comb. If she couldn't break him, she could at least break the most precious part of his vanity and hair stuff.
Riley reached into James' back pocket, slowly drawing his comb from his pocket. James didn't notice this until he heard a light, "Snap"
"WHAT DID YOU DO?"
Riley looked at him, a sly smile on her lips.
"Oh nothing..." and then she dropped the fragments of the comb onto his lap.
"MY COMB! MY LUCKY COMB!"
"Sorry, but honey, that's so I don't break your neck instead." Riley admitted, grimacing in pain before leaning into him to kiss his lips.
James had never felt angrier in his life. She'd just broken the lucky comb he had had since he was eight. But as she kissed him, James could feel her lips trembling against his, adrenaline coursing through her body to prepare her for what had to happen. Sudden the sudden anger faded...it had been a comb, he could buy a new one. But Riley? She was the clostest thing to perfection he'd found, and he sure as hell didn't want to lose her.
With everyone able to think clearly with the absence of Riley's yelling, Carlos began talking to Ali again.
"Looks like it's working...I don't know how long it'll be before ether of them comes up for air though..."
"It's fine...Kendall and I can beat them...but for now it's the best we can hope for. OH! I SEE THE HOSPITAL!"
Ali yelled, causing Carlos to almost drop his cell phone as Logan turned abruptly, the car coming to a stop in front of the valet sign.
"Nice park job...now where's the-"
"Can I help you?" Asked the valet, after Logan had rolled down the window to Carlos' side.
"Yeah...can you grab a wheelchair? My friend's wife is having a baby and..."
"HOLY SHIT...OOOOOWWWWW!" Riley yelled, finally coming up for air only to grab her stomach and try to hold back tears.
"Right away sir."
"Riley, baby, you're okay...just relax...breathe." James said gently, one hand running through her dark red hair as she lay in the hospital bed, hooked up to monitors and such.
"Honey if you tell me to relax one more fucking time..." she growled, before clenching her fists and grabbing the sheets, shutting her eyes tightly as another contraction hit.
It had been half an hour since she'd first been hooked up to the heart rate monitors, and well...the pain wasn't getting any better.
"OH GOD...OW OW OW OW OW!" she panted through gritted teeth, surprised she could talk.
"Want me to go get the doctor?"
"AAHH...FUCK YES, PLEASE! I'M DYING HERE!" she yelled, leaving James to race out of the room, only to run straight into Ali.
"She alright?"
"Yeah...she thinks she's fully dilated..."
"Oh boy...I'll go sit with her. You need all the help you can get."
"JAMES I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!" Riley hollered, surprised she could breath during the contraction. She held his hand in a death grip, the whites of his knuckles visible. Ali was on her other side, telling her how it was all going to be over soon.
In the waiting room, Avery was humming, "Don't Worry, Be Happy" and Ava sat on the other side of the room, reading a book, while Kendall was pacing acting like the expected father, but truth be told, he was more worried about James and Ali rather than Riley. Carlos had his head phones in while Logan was talking non-stop about pregnancy and birth.
"You're doing great Riley... The head's just about out." The doctor called from between her legs.
Riley's lip curled in a snarl as James went to say something to the effect of, "That wasn't so bad like Logan said, was it?"
"SHUT IT, PRETTY BOY!"
James blinked, he knew she'd said it that way only because she was in pain. Turning to look at Ali, she smiled at him, mouthing a, "She didn't mean that."
He nodded, before he felt Riley's other hand grab his collar and pull his face closer to hers.
"I...NEVER...WANT...TO...HAVE...SEX...AGAIN!" She panted, biting her lip and shutting her eyes as tight as they would go as her entire body put every effort into pushing.
James, wanted to laugh as he was sure she was joking, was about to, but stopped himself, realizing that if he did, he might die.
A screech from Riley snapped him out of the daze he'd somehow gotten into, just as the doctor said something to the effect of, "One more time."
Riley's eyes are open, and her icy blue eyes find James' hazel ones as she grimaces and takes a deep breath. Not five seconds later, crying fills the room as the doctor lifts the baby up from between her towel covered legs and handed it to her.
"It's a boy."
Riley can't stop the tears that start falling from her eyes, both from adrenaline and relief that the pain was gone. The boy is bloody still, covered with vernex, but already there's thin whips of matted brown hair on his head.
"He's...he's beautiful..." Riley says in a whisper, her obvious awe and wonder making James smile, relieved to be able to feel his hand again.
"You both are." he murmurs, leaning down to kiss her forehead.
"Would you like to cut the cord?" A nurse asked Ali. Ali, who was about to answer was stopped by Riley shouting, "NO FUCKING WAY SHE'S CUTTING THE CORD! SHE WILL NOT HAVE A PAIR OF SCISSORS ANYWHERE NEAR ME!"
"Oh come on! That was second flipping grade! Can't we just agree that my hand-eye coordination has developed since then?"
Riley shook her head no.
"FINE!"
Ali handed the scissors to James.
"If he cuts you and tears your-"
"Zip it." Riley hissed as the baby was handed to a nurse.
"We're gonna get him cleaned up, and then get his birth certificate filled out for you two. Congrats."
Ava and Avery look up just as the nurse passes them, the baby still crying in her arms.
"AAAAWWWWW! He's adorable!" Avery squeals, smiling like an idiot.
"You want one, don't you?" Ava asks her. This causes Avery to fall quiet, looking at the floor, "Actually..."
"No fucking way. Not you too. Oh my god."
"What are you talking about you two? I want to know!" Riley and Ali both yelled.
"I'M PREGNANT!" Avery yelled excitedly, jumping up and down.
Ava laughed, "ME TOO!"
Both girls were jumping up and down, squealing about how cute their babies were going to be, and what they were going to look like.
Ali sighed, wrapping her arms around herself, walking out of Riley's hospital room. She didn't want to be Debby-Downer by telling them to shut the hell up... Even though she really wanted to. It's not her fault a crazy, psychotic bitch shot her in the stomach and just happened to hit her baby.
Kendall walked up behind her, wrapping his arms around her waist, kissing the top of her head.
"What'cha thinkin' about Ace?"
Ali smiled at the nickname, relaxing into Kendall's embrace.
"Ava and Avery are pregnant, Riley just had her baby and everyone is super excited."
"Except you."
"Well... It's just... I never thought that half of this shit would happen! The last four years of my life have happened all so quickly that... I just wish I could take a minute to just, check out... Get a change of scenery and pretend that I was never shot, that I never lost the baby, that the ceremony hadn't happened!"
"You regret marrying me?"
"No! That isn't what I meant!"
Kendall looked at her, turning her in his arms, "Really?"
"Not a day in my life will I EVER regret marrying you! I just meant... With the things that happened... And... With all of-" Ali indicated to the happy families inside the hospital room, "That going on... I just feel kind of... Left out, I guess."
"You know, Ace, I know exactly how I can fix that." Kendall whispered, pulling her closer to him..
"What is it with you and trying to seduce me in a hospital?"
"What ever do you mean, Ali?"
"This is the second time in ten months that you've tried to seduce me in a hospital." Ali said smirking, wriggling out of his embrace, walking back into the hospital.
Riley, obviously finally fed up with the jumping, squealing and over all peppiness spoke up.
"And if you keep jumping Ava it'll fall right out." Riley said monotonously, staring at the hazel-eyed blonde for a moment before returning her gaze to her husband.
"So have you guys thought about names?" Avery asked, finally calmed down from her let's-tell-everyone-my-secret fit.
"Uh..." James looked at Riley, "I can't believe this...we were so busy with the music and life in LA we forgot to go over name ideas."
Riley giggled, "Well... Jamesy, I did have one... I just didn't want to say it a lot in case the baby was a different sex then the name I'd thought of."
"Well, you could have told me anyways. I'm supposed to know about that sort of thing, right you two?" He called to Ava and Avery, who just squealed and nodded, still excited.
"I could tell you now if you'd like," She teased, smiling.
"Ma'am?" A nurse asked coming in, "We're going to need a name for the baby's birth certificate."
"... Ka'Dorian Alonzo Kaiden Geraldo Perez Guindaleza Diamond." Riley said with a straight face.
Everyone gave her a strange look, causing Riley to laugh as both the nurse and James asked, "Really?" at the exact same time.
"Do I look like a mother that wants their kid to be beat up?"
"Well, Riley, there was that one time when-" Ali started before receiving a piercing glare, "I didn't start to say something."
"Anyway, can I get an 'Amen' to Aiden Ryan Diamond?"
Ali found a sheet of paper and a pen before quickly scribbling four letters on it. Handing it to Riley, she grinned at her best friend.
"Really, Ali? Really?"
"What? You wanted an amen, I gave you an amen!"
"So the name is?" The nurse asked again, smiling at the way things were unfolding. This baby was going to have a lot going on during his life, that was for sure.
Riley looked at James, who nodded.
"Aiden Ryan Diamond."
"AW!" Ali complained, "What happened to Ka'Dorian Alonzo Kaiden Geraldo Perez Guindaleza Diamond?"
"I'll tell you what, Ali, if you want to, name your kid that. And I just wanted to see the reaction I'd get."
"Why would I want a kid with the last name Diamond? I much more prefer my own." Ali said smirking, feeling Kendall's arms snake around her waist.
"Can you two stop being-"
"Don't say it!"
"Cute?" Riley asked smirking.
"YOU JUST HAD TO SAY IT!" Ali whisper shouted, hissing at her best friend.
"Why yes, yes I did. Aren't I a good person?"
"I- I- Huh... I can't actually hurt you, you just had a baby..."
"YES! HE HAS BEEN ALIVE TWO HOURS AND IS ALREADY WORKING TO MY ADVANTAGE!"
"Can we all just take a moment to remember that Ali's kid would have been born first if Jo wasn't a psycho bitch and shot her?" Ava asked.
"So only Ali gets the credit on the baby?" Kendall asked, "Ava I do believe my ego just deflated, my pride wounded and my heart broke a little... Thank you."
"... I'm sorry..."
"I was kidding!"
"I know... I still feel bad though..."
"Hey Ava, Avery? Can ya'll go get me something to eat... And bring back a couple trays worth... Carlos, Logan maybe you should go help them..."
"But... Why does it take four-"
"Please? I just had a baby!"
"Fine... Come on guys, before we have a return of the psycho bitch on our hands."
"In case you didn't notice, I think we had one before Aiden actually arrived. Do you not remember fearing for your life on the way here?" Logan mentioned, causing everyone to shudder at the thought.
"Oh, if you hadn't gone all 'I should have been a doctor therefore I know what's going on' on us, maybe things would had been a little better." Carlos argued.
"So now we're arguing over who would have died had Riley actually had the heart to kill one of us?"
"I guess we are. So who would have died first?"
Everyone, with the exception of Ali and Kendall, looked at each other before saying, "Ali."
Ali jumped at the unanimous sound of her name. "WHAT? WHY ME? IT SHOULD BE JAMES!"
"Hurtful! Besides... Then Riley would have done us all a favor!" James said, smirking.
It would all play out in time.
Meanwhile, Riley and James were still in her hospital room, both seemingly lost in trances due to what had ust happened.
"I'm sorry about your comb...I'll buy you a new one." she admitted, blushing at remembering how adamant she'd been about breaking it, before she really did.
"I'm just glad I had enough sense to not be like Logan or Carlos...I really didn't want to end up dead."
"But you're not. Like I said...hell, like Logan was saying, I was acting irrational. "
"Yes, you were..." James trailed off, unable to help the smile that formed on his lips as he looked at his wife.
"So... When can we have another one?"
"The second you have your own house, are in there, and aren't sleep deprived from having a baby, being superstars, working crazy hours and face the possibilities of a celebrity divorce!" Ali said cheerily.
"... I really hope you don't use that sarcastic, condescending tone on your godson."
"... I don't have a- Aw! Riley! Are you making me the godmother?" Ali asked happily.
"Yeah, I am... For some reason, I really believe that I now need to check my mental stability."
Ali opened her mouth to say something when the nurse walked in carrying a blue bundle.
"Mr. and Mrs. Diamond? Would you like to meet your son?"
Riley nodded, tears in her eyes as she held her baby .
"You know, James, we did all right."
"I'm just thankful he has my hair color."
"Oh, shut up!"
Riley was relaxing on her hospital bed, looking down at her beautiful baby boy, James looking out the window of the room, admiring the beautiful LA sunset. It was the perfect ending to a perfect day.
"To fall in love is easy, even to remain in it is not difficult; our human loneliness is cause enough. But is a hard quest worth making to find a comrade through whose steady presence one becomes steadily the person one desires to be. If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand," he recited, remembering his vow word for word as he sat back down next to Riley.
She smiled, recognizing the words leaving his mouth before she sighed.
"You alright?" He asked concerned, worry flashing across his face.
"Yeah...I'm fine...It's just...I used to have abs...thanks a lot. Do you know how long it's going to take to get rid of this baby fat?"
"More like fudge fat, Ri." Ali said smirking.
James chuckled, kissing her head before leaning down to kiss Aiden's forehead.
"Aiden, your mother is going to be a stereotypical California girl from now on, I can tell, even though she's got Wisconsin roots." He told the baby, smiling.
Riley just shook her head, "That's not true...I just can't wait til I can work this off!"
Ali laughed.
"Work that off? With your mind? Work off means having sex, because everyone knows it burns calories," she started, before noticing the look James was giving her, as though it was a 'you-really-shouldn't-suggest-that-to-her-now' one.
"Ali... I just gave fucking birth and you're suggesting I have sex."
"Uh... Yeah... Pretty much." Ali said, smirking, rocking back and forth on the balls and heels of her feet.
"Jamesy? If I asked you to kill her would it be murder or charity?"
"No matter how you slice it, murder." Logan said from the corner.
"... Are we all sure about this?" Riley asked.
"Dude... I'm me... I know these things and I have Logan... AND LOGIC... On MY side. I win."
After Logan, Ava, Carlos and Avery left for the night, Kendall and Ali also bid the new parents goodbye as well, heading back to their own home to discuss other things, namely the conception of their child.
Well, maybe Riley and James weren't going to be the only one in Clasura Drive with a kid.
Kendall carried a sleeping Ali into their two story home. "Never seem to catch a break, can we?" He whispered, quoting Indiana Jones.
He set her down on the bed, easing the sneakers off of her feet. He kissed her forehead, walking into the bathroom.
Ali woke up to running water. Ali stood, sighing, walking into the bathroom to see Kendall pulling off his shirt.
Grinning, Ali wolf-whistled and her husband jumped a mile-high.
"That wasn't funny!"
"Yes it was." Ali smiled, grabbing her toothpaste from the medicine cabinet, reaching across Kendall to grab her toothbrush.
"You know, Ali, I was thinking..."
"About?" She asked, placing the toothbrush in her mouth.
"Well... I was thinking... Maybe we could adopt a baby?"
Ali was quiet for a minute, considering she had her toothbrush in her mouth. She spit out the toothpaste in her mouth, rinsing her mouth.
"... Adoption?"
"... Yeah... I was thinking, even if we can have our own kids, we're still helping others."
Ali put her things away before turning to face Kendall.
"You know what I think?" She asked, looking at him, wrapping her arms around his neck.
"What do you think?" He asked, smirking down at her.
"That it is a great idea, and... Maybe during the process of adoption we could continue trying for our own." She said grinning, standing on her toes.
"Really?"
"There's a very comfortable bed I saw in the other room."
"Well what are we doing standing here?" He asked grinning down at her.
Over the next couple of months everything was going good for Clasura Drive and Big Time Rush. Avery and Ava were VERY pregnant, Riley and James were lacking much needed beauty sleep, and Ali and Kendall's sex life had improved immensely.
A few days later, Ali was just relaxing in bed reading a book when all of a sudden she sat up and ran to the bathroom. From the feeling in her stomach, she knew she was going to get sick.
As she was throwing up, Kendall knocked on the door.
"Hey Ace? You alright?"
"Y-Yeah...musta caught the flu..." she lied.
True, she may have caught the flu, but she had a feeling that wasn't it.
"Actually...can you come in here?"
Ali almost smiled as the bathroom door opened and Kendall walked in.
"What's wrong? And... Honey, it's not flu season..."
"Kendall?"
"Yeah?"
"... Nothing, go back to bed."
"Are you sure?"
"... Yeah, I'm sure."
"Alright..." Kendall kissed the top of Ali's head.
The next morning, Ali was walking through the pharmacy, picking up a pregnancy test.
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"KENDALL! KENDALL! GET IN HERE!" Ali shouted excitedly.
She hid the test behind her back.
"WHAT?" He shouted, staring at his wife worriedly.
"Look." She held up the pregnancy test, a little pink plus sign on it.
"... A plus sign on a stick..."
"IT'S A PREGNANCY TEST!"
"And a plus sign-"
"MEANS I'M PREGNANT!" Ali said excitedly.
Kendall picked her up, spinning her around.
She wrapped her arms around his neck, throwing the test into the sink.
"I'm so happy." Ali whispered into his neck, a tear falling down her face.
"Ace, why are you crying?"
"I don't know! I guess it's just overwhelming."
"No matter what, I'll be here for you."
"I know. And you don't know how much that means to me."
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Author's Notes:
(Riley) That's all guys. We sure hope you enjoyed this crazy ride. They'll be more to come, I promise. Hope you all liked it and had as much fun reading it as we did writing it.
(Phalen) TO comment on Riley's above statement on having fun reading this as we did writing it, nothing will ever compare to the... "Politically and Comically incorrectness" of our conversations, for more info on what actually happened, please look for the President's book of secrets because that's not something we would actually tell people... I'll miss being that sarcastic... Eh... I'll just make a new Ali... I mean, uh, a nicer, more sweet character who will be mild-mannered and a perfect lady...
(Mickey)So this is soo sad :'( Also anybody else enjoy my commercial? Anyways the ride was fun, but roller coasters always have to end right?
Riley: And remember-
Phalen: DO OR DO NOT THERE IS NO TRY,
Riley: NO YODA! What ever happens, during that Clasura, you've got to Drive your team on.
Phalen: and always, always, always know that;
Phalen and Riley:IT'S THE ONLY LIFE YOU GOT SO YOU GOTTA LIVE IT BIG TIME!
Phalen: And that no matter what... Yoda is a beast monster of epicness and Indiana Jones is only comparable to Jack Sparrow.
Riley: Phalen? I think you mean Captain.
Phalen: No... I mean Jack Sparrow.
Captain Jack Sparrow: OI! NO TALKING ABOUT ME UNLESS YOU'VE GIVEN A DISCLAIMER THAT YOU DON'T OWN ME!
Phalen: Sorry Captain!
Riley: Hey...uh, sorry you two, but uh, I hear the boys calling, asking why we're not writing more fanfiction with them in it...guess we should go.
Phalen: WORD!
Riley: What? I thought we were signing off? -shakes head, muttering about how insane her bestest of best friend is-
Phalen: I wanted to have the last word! SO! WORD!
Riley: Freak.
Phalen: Word.
Riley: WHAT THE- HOW DO YOU AGREE TO BEING A FREAK?
Phalen: SHUT UP AND LET ME HAVE THE LAST WORD!
Mickey: BYE! Haha Phalen!