Erised
Disclaimer: Before I forget, I do not own Doctor Who or Harry Potter.
Requests and prompts accepted.
This is a one-shot series about what different Who characters deepest desires would be if they looked into the Mirror of Erised, and what they would tell other people it is.
This is NOT a crossover.
Several people have asked me to do chapters for the Doctor's enemies, but then I had an idea for another series and decided to combine the two. Therefore, the next few updates will be me mercilessly mocking all Whovian aliens.
The Daleks
The evil mastermind Davros actually came up with the idea for the Dalek design whilst in the kitchen.
One of the Daleks most dastardly plots was to destroy everything in every universe except themselves. Then what?
Dalek shopkeepers make a killing selling hands free gadgets (no pun intended).
It's every Daleks dream to have fingers. And you know, kill stuff.
At least one Dalek dreams of being a ballerina.
The Daleks are evil because they know that if they weren't, they'd have to be either chefs, plumbers or pest control specialists.
Eggs are a Daleks favourite food.
It never occurred to the Daleks to not put the button that would blow up the asylum they were too scared to go onto on the asylum itself.
We are the Daleks! We come to conquer the ground floor of your planet!
Daleks are also evil because deep down, they know they look stupid.