Chuuya had been friends with Dazai for a while. He wasn't sure if... friends.. was the right away to describe their relationship. They weren't exactly friends, they did kind of hate each other, but at the same time they were so much closer then friends could ever be (at least the way Chuuya saw it.) All Chuuya was really sure of between Dazai and himself was that they had known each other for a while, and were... partners? That word fit as well as anything else.

Now, Dazai was a dramatic annoying idiot. That was a bit of an understatement, but it was true. Dazai generally just did what he wanted, had fun, and ignored everything else until last moment when it was a do something or everyone/someone important is general or to you dies scenario. Since this didn't happen all that often, the first thing happened more. Dazai being an idiot.

Therefore, the first time Chuuya had popped a cookie into his mouth halfway and Dazai had suddenly grabbed the other half in his mouth and winked, Chuuya had pretty much ignored it after he ranted and yelled at Dazai for a bit. Not like the stupid bastard ever reacting to Chuuya yelling at him, really, it was like he couldn't even hear. What did he need, hearing aids? At this point if it was secretly revealed Dazai had a hearing problem Chuuya wasn't even sure he would be too surprised.

The second time, Chuuya had choked on his cookie from the surprise. That had been really really embarrassing. After he got the cookie stuck in his throat out, he had yelled at Dazai until his throat hurt. Once again though, Dazai only sat still, smiling up at him innocently.

After Dazai had done it twice, Chuuya had sort of figured that of course he wouldn't stop there. Dazai didn't even know what the word 'stopped' means. If he did, he clearly doesn't exactly understand it very well. So, to avoid being sexually molested by Dazai and to avoid choking on a cookie like an idiot, Chuuya just tried to generally avoid the whole cookie buying thing. It couldn't be too hard, right?

The third time, Chuuya had assumed Dazai wouldn't try anything since they were in public. He should known better then to think that, I mean really Chuuya. Dazai. Need me to spell it out? D. A. Z. A. I.

Chuuya had innocently popped the cookie into his mouth, and then suddenly Dazai was pushing him against the wall and putting so much of the cookie in his mouth that their lips touched. Instantly Chuuya froze, eyes widening. Dazai stared into his eyes, not moving, only smirking at him. Chuuya stayed frozen for another slow five seconds before stiffening and pushing him away, quickly swallowing and chewing the rest of his cookie.

"What was that?"

"I wanted a bite!"

Back to the yelling cycle it was.

The forth time took a while longer because now Chuuya knew Dazai didn't care where they were or who they were around. Chuuya was ignoring Dazai anyways for almost kissing him. I mean really, who does that? Chuuya fumed and pouted and complained, but soon forgot about it and went back to hanging out around Chuuya, calm and chill and whatever else you want to add into that. And, of course, avoiding cookies.

Did Dazai have an obsession with them or something? The forth time happened because Chuuya had been an idiot, even more then last time. He had just... forgotten. And that was maybe the worse thing he could do, really, who just forgets? No one, other then Chuu-fucking-ya it seemed. Dazai had bitten the cookie, winked, and this time had high tailed it out of there before Chuuya could even react.

Chuuya had decided to ignore Dazai until he said sorry. Dazai was very annoying though, so it would most certainly take a while. But Chuuya, angry and annoyed and fumming, didn't (at the moment at least) care about that.

After a week, Chuuya had calmed down. He had approached Dazai, eyes dark and determined. Because he (kinda?) figured out why Dazai kept doing this. When Dazai looked over to him, opening his mouth to ask what he wanted, Chuuya kissed him. Dazai didn't hesitate, kissing back hard, and quickly blushing Chuuya pulled away.

"So I was right then? You do like me?"

"Duh~"