Ladies and Gentlemen, here's part 2 to this Interlude of this story.
Now what the heck is Bowser and his associates up to? Find out now.
PINGAS.
Meanwhile, in Twilight Town, Bowser and his villianous squad showed up to the dim darkened town. Bowser then scanned the location.
Bowser: Bleck! What is this place? Why is the light so weird here? It's spooking me out!
We now take a look at his associates, they include: Kammy Koopa, Dr. Robotnik, Mandark, Earl, BIR, and a new associate: The snazzie girl Portia Gibbons.
Portia: Ick. Goth styled fashion sense, gr-oss. What's up with this place?
Kammy Koopa: The light's odd because this is Twilight Town, my lord. Should be treasure here... Let's put the screws to one of these creepy things and find the Crystal Star!
Bowser: Sounds good to me, Haggy! Let's go to it!
Bowser and his squad noticed Lord Crump roaming around town too. The squad then listens to what he's saying.
Lord Crump: Oh, man... I'm pretty sure Beldam said...she lost her Superbombomb somewhere around here... This...stinks. Really. This whole deal is exTREMELY BAD! BAD! BAD! BAAAD! I gotta cowboy up and make a serious comeback here. Or else...
Crump then finds the Superbombomb in the bushes. He then grabs it.
Lord Crump: Bam! Got it! I am the MAN! Now we can crush Mario and get the Crystal Stars in one fell swoop! Hot-diggety-DOG! Buh! Buh! Buh huh huh! The luck of the moon is still riding shotgun with me!
The villians then decide to speak (at least Kammy Koopa).
Kammy Koopa: You there! Suspicious guy! You know something about the Crystal Stars, don't you?
Lord Crump then turns around as he then sees Bowser and his squad.
Lord Crump: Buh? Somebody there? Hey! What's the big idea, Turtle Boy, Hag thing, Egg dude, Dorky tall kid, Bull Dog, Alien Robot, and Girly Girl? You looking for the Crystal Stars, too? Sweet! This'll help the Crump comeback! Now, then! Let's get to it! You'll be telling me everything you know. Now!
Bowser: Uh, actually, it's YOU who's gonna spill every bit of info out of your big, ugly head! Yeah. Sorry about that. And if you hesitate at all, I'll show you no mercy!
Kammy: Yeah, you'll be sorry.
Robotnik: I'll show you what PINGAs are made of!
Mandark: I'll blast you to bits!
Earl: (Barks and growls angrily)
BIR: You are a threat to this mission!
Portia: You'll regret this, gross looking freaks.
Lord Crump: Wh-Whoa there, big guy... I mean...NO! Wait! What am I afraid of? You? Buh! Buh! Buh huh huh! If you think you can take me, then try it, Chubby! All troops, REPORT!
Suddenly, a bunch of X-Nauts appeared and Crump got in front of them.
Lord Crump: Buh! Buh! Buh huh huh! Yeah? You like that? Kind of a lot of dudes, huh? You feel like talking yet?
Kammy Koopa: Mweh heh heh heh heh! You dare scoff at us?! Koopa Clan...FORM UP!
Suddenly, a bunch of Koopatrols, Hammer Bros, and Magikoopa appeared with the villianous squad in front of them.
Lord Crump: Whoa! Well played!
Kammy Koopa: Mweh heh heh heh heh! So, what's it gonna be, tough guy?
?: WAIT! BEFORE ANYONE MAKES A MOVE!
Bowser: HUH!?
Suddenly, a tall husky like man showed up in time before the war started. The guy was none other than the one and only... GEORGE LIQUOR! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!
Bowser: Hey, who are you?
George Liquor: Well I'm George Liquor, the man who's at your service.
Bowser: What do you want?
George Liquor: Well are you short on associates? Do you need an extra hand?
Bowser: Yes.
George Liquor: Well, you can get whatever the heck is in this cage, for FREE!
Bowser: IT'S A DEAL!
George Liquor then got out a cage and opened it. Suddenly, a shadowy figure started biting and scratching Bowser.
Bowser: Hey, what's the big idea?
George Liquor: Oh yeah, that creature bites and scratches.
Bowser: NUTS!
Lord Crump, seeing Bowser distracted by the shadowy figure biting him, decided to take advantage of the situation.
Lord Crump: I GOT IT! EAT SUPERBOMBOMB TURTLE LIZARD DRAGON THING!
Bowser: INCOMING!
The Superbombomb hit him, but it did nothing.
Bowser: Huh? That was it? That was your big weapon? It didn't even go off! GWA HA HA HA HA HA HA! This is how you do it, amateur! Watch and learn!
Bowser then breathes fire on the Superbombomb.
Crump: Oh crud...
Kammy: Hey, George Liquors gone.
Robotnik: HEY! HE TOOK MY $20.00!
Mandark: THAT GUY WAS A CON ARTIST!
Bowser: CURSE YOU GEORGE LIQUOR! CURSE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
As Bowser kept shouting "you" and as the shadowy figure kept making viscious sounds and biting and scratching Bowser, the Superbombomb exploded as the weapon blew up in everyone's face, comically while the audience started laughing like crazy maniacs. Now we shall continue on.
That's all for now. Next time, we focus back on the heroes. What'll be in store for them? Find out next time readers.
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