Disclaimer: I OWN IT ALL!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh...almost had you.
How To Live like a Dead Poet:
Chapter 36: Xanadu?
How To Get Your Muses Working Like A Dead Poet:
Neil: Jump around the cave screaming lines until you feel inspired (Or hurt yourself).
Todd: Insult great poets, it always works.
Charlie: Sex.
Knox: Sit completely still in the dark for hours on end mumbling: "Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris..."
Cameron: Who needs muses? Just give the teacher something generic they want to hear.
Meeks: Just start writing. Something has to come out eventually.
Pitts: Write a list of words that rhyme with your favourite colour; purple.
A.N. Blahhhhhh, I'm honestly trying to work on the one-shots but my mind just isn't functioning properly today. If you guys have a particular "How to" that's your favourite and would want me to do ASAP just tell me in your lovely review. Which you will now go off to write. Yay!
-C
P.s. Hypothetical cookies for everyone who gets the title reference.
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