Gary blushed bright red as Stan bumped his hand to reach for his goggles. Stan had no idea how they ended up near Gary's books on the labtable, but Gary did. Oh yes, the mormon boy had a crush, and went the exagerated route of moving the other's stuff just so they would brush up against him. It was getting fairly intolerable. Gary's family tried to get him treatment for his unholyness in the form of "Turn it off" lessons at the local church. The mormon Elders would tell Gary about their bad experiances in life, and how they got rid of the bad throughts like the flick of a lightswitch, and then they pounded it in his head through a catchy tune.
It was times like this, when Gary played into lust's game, that he would, unknownly, whisper the lyrics, or hum the tune. Eventually stan grew tired of this annoying bable, and wrote down the song lyrics to look them up later. What he found shocked him.
Lists of Mormon boys and girls commiting suicide each year all due to a stupid song convincing them they were wrong.
The next day at school Stan practicly pouced on gary the moment he saw him, gaining a wolf-whistle from kenny, as Stan kissed the shocked, blushing, mormon boy. Said Mormon stumbled to gain words after the kiss, and instead hummed the melody, but Stan had a plan. He started to sing the tune, but with his own lyrics. "Turn it on, like a lightswitch, just go flick, it's a nifty little gaywad trick. Turn it on. My sister is a bully, but she is nicer, and she'll live eighty years more." And so on, so forth, until gary stopped humming, and smiled.
That made Stan's day.
-And I love this ship.-
I wrote this after I posted the 'I don't know what to write, so I'll post a plot idea' chapter, due to reading some of this ship and getting inspired by Book of Mormon. (YAY!)